What if, instead of an advisor, it was literally two people in Congress

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

cyclopes are inherently slutty

You know, sometimes idk how to describe what i write about because i kinda consider myself a lesbian first and trans second. But i also get a bit dysphoric because i do kinda feel like not having the cis lesbian experience makes me not know what im talking about. But whatever, I just do this for fun

#promosky #nsfw Hi, you can call me Laurel. I'm an amateur erotica writer and an 18+ shitpost account focusing on trans and fem stories. I dont take myself very seriously, and I dont ask for money. Hope you like me <3

I think women

I really dont understand straight people tbh. Seems like a curse

when i go to heaven i hope i get to pass through purgatory so everyone that ever fumbled me sees the way my tits big and ass jiggle when i walk

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Jaded!

Be the reason a man finally does it.

I love legs. Maybe women should have more legs.

Spanking is so back

Limes are a sexy fruit

I hear voices, and they sound like you I hear myself, and I dont wound like I used to

You dont have a gaslighting fetish, babe. You've never had a gaslight fetish, i dont know what the hell you're talking about.

That fake cherry flavor, always on your lips, and it takes like medicine. But I'm sick. So I take my medicine.

Ready for anything girl has that all terrain pussy

Caffinated erotica goblins in your area

Me right after cumming: *sigh* we have GOT to do something about climate change

Strangely Doc-Brown-vibes dom as she puts on my blindfold: "Where we're goin, we wont need eyes."

Wifeneed

Cookies are overrated

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Girl who is so horny she cant edge without popping at the first peak, not that shes really trying very hard anyway.

they should add stage hazards to sex

Yearning at the mouth

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

the Black Panthers were right

Sometimes i like things before checking if im on this account or my more sfw one lol, so sorry if i like your post and youre wondering why an erotica account is here

Kidney stones are stored in the balls

The feminine urge to be a horrible, terrible thing

Nutted so hard motherfuckers wanna find me

Love is when you save you ultimate bar up high enough to to the special combined ultimate attack instead of the sigma lone wolf single gage ultimate attack

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

My next erotica release is here! read the full short story for free! This story is about a fantasy adventuring party. The newcomer, a goblin girl, sparks an unconventional romance with a goliath. Hope you enjoy! docs.google.com/document/d/1... Content warnings below

i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way

I hope the other ski jumpers dont realize how small and weak my little penis is. That would be so embarrassing

Ah, well, egg on my face Wait, that's not egg...

Dont murder me, I WILL cry

she's shy but she'll grab ur hand and put it on her throat for u as soon as she hears "good girl"

Chat, im just like, some girl

Writers, artists, coders, game designers, you name it, if you are making fucked up erotic art I love u

I love having so many friends who are such incredibly brilliant creatives and I love when they use their powers to make incredibly fucked up kink fiction

Sry i dissappeared, chat. Ig i have some kinda seasonal depression.