Cat Catsup

Keene: we all know the cannabis woods are crawling with big foots Keene: that is a scientific fact Millican: you mean big feet? Keene: Poe: josh no don't start this discourse again Keene: IT'S BIG FOOTS Keene: EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S BIG FOOTS Keene: WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION

Among other things, they are fishing for you to say one thing that they can characterize as a lie, because then they can charge you for lying to a federal agent. DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS

THIS THIS THIS DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS DO NOT INVITE THEM IN TELL THEM THEY ARE NOT WELCOME

I read too much Kafka last night

Uncomfortable Star Trek

Shaylove

Humans are weird #CatsOfBluesky

“I am sorry,” said Frog.

What a great thread this is

I just cannot with the whole "well Zohran can't do anything about cops because they will threaten him" Anyone who chooses to run for mayor in a city CHOOSES to take on an obligation to be courageous about reforming the entities under their control.

I have the perfect bsky profile. When I S-post nobody likes and nobody replies, and when I reply to a popular post I get 10 polite chuckles. I don't think it gets better :) Also, cats.

cats & coffee💗 #art

Clocking in for my shift at the allegory factory. This is my time, I think. This time I’m going to get employee of the month. Then they do this all on their own

-Jenna

I think this cat has additional limbs but they are hard to count. Does he have more than the usual amount?

Cat Catsup

Toad and Frog went down to the river. “What a day for a swim,” said Frog. “Yes,” said Toad.

Is it wrong to imagine the cat is plotting our deaths, but wants it to look like an accident?

Me: Mmmph. Her: Pain? Me: ...No? Her: Ennui? Me: ...Yes.

Drama in 3 acts

Ironically, the program was so successful at eradicating screwworm that it also eradicated much of the experience of DEALING with screwworm. All it takes is a female laying eggs on a cow owned by someone whose granddad wasn’t around to say “Shit! I know what that is!” and the next wave goes out.

A good thread on screwworms. Talking to an entomologist last year, he also added that the pandemic was the first domino. Scientists couldn’t get to the facilities, couldn’t get out into the field to check outbreak reports.

Hawthorne: books that needlessly make you suffer about people needlessly suffering

Shaylove

Talk to the paw

Pawz for this important message

Osey

Children are invited to a play area by this… thing.

Missed connection: Me: a bad motivator. You: a metal salad bowl

They came to the top of the mountain. The shadow of a hawk fell over them.

Me as a cartoon

Let's Streisand-effect these people. Here's the editorial that somehow merited calling the cops. Read and share.

Cat Catsup

If you want to meet up, see me at The Antenna!

Woke up

Neat consequence.net/2026/06/mist...

My cat likes @roryblank.bsky.social 's tee-shirt :)