Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

Nearly twice as old as the dinosaurs, horseshoe crabs have been crawling ashore for over 450 million years. Sadly, their populations have plummeted by more than 70% in recent decades. So we just announced our intent to sue the federal government for denying them #ESA protections. bit.ly/41quLDj

On Manatee Appreciation Day, remember these gentle giants who protect aquatic ecosystems (commentary) news.mongabay.com/2026/03/on-m...

Most people know of the beautiful ‘Fayum’ #mummy portraits from Roman Egypt, made in either tempera or encaustic (hot pigmented wax). We rarely see them as intended, inserted into their wrappings, as seen below. A gilded stud is affixed to the center of each concentric linen diamond. 🏺 1/ 📸 me

Onye Egbuchunam, 43, recently bought the 6-in-1 double-chambered air fryer as a convenient way to quickly cook food, and soon learned that it represented an astonishing new frontier in neglecting to actually eat.

Did You Know: After the conquest of Skyrim, many Atmorans chose not to stay in Tamriel and returned to Atmora?

Well holy shit. The Onion was just named one of the 50 most innovative companies in the world by FastCompany. We're coming for you AI perverts!!!

Suddenly feeling terrible that I’ve never given my cats a tiny typewriter. Photo from my collection, 1966.

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Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

A proud wood duck drake for the #tricolour theme (any bird with 3 colors or more) of #BirdOfTheDay picked by @alan678.bsky.social #birds #nature #photography #naturephotography #ECK

A 3,500 year-old Egyptian glass cosmetic jar with two little duck heads! 🦆❤️ It belonged to a lady called Merit. Glass was a relatively new material at that time, so it would have been a precious possession. From Merit’s beauty case, Theban tomb TT8. 📷 Museo Egizio, Turin. #Archaeology @AlisonFisk

We brake for nautilus! “We usually stopped what we were doing whenever we saw nautilus, b/c they are such amazing animals to watch,” said #VisioningCoralSea Chief Scientist Dr. Robin Beaman of James Cook University. This enigmatic cephalopod navigated the depths before dinosaurs roamed the Earth!

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

(Finally managed to check my last midterm, easy pass. Go me \o/ )

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Got unexpectedly weepy after washing walls and mopping the kid’s room for the last time. Plus we didn’t get rid of enough stuff and our apartment, which is half the size of the house we’ve moved out of, is currently crammed full of boxes. 😂

My entire body still hurts from cleaning and moving and I have to rawdog a final I’ve barely had time to crack the books for in one and a half hours, let’s see how much of the book will stick with me after one read-through \o/

Note to self: the phrase “I’m still sore from yesterday“ has the possibility to be misconstrued when you haven’t mentioned you’re moving 🤦🏽‍♀️

4yo: where did all the dinosaurs go? Me: an astroid hit earth and they all died. 4yo: ? Me: … *realizing she meant the dinosaur toys that were on the windowsill which my wife had moved* oh

Kid (emptying hall closet): “Do you have so many coats because you like fashion? But nobody notices because they’re all f**king black?” I feel called out 🤣

I hate having movers in my house. I feel like I should be helping them but I should probably just try to stay out of the way

"Remember when we first met in Kvatch? I told you that I didn't want any part of the gods' plan. I still don't know if there is a divine plan. But I've come to realize that it doesn't matter. What matters is that we act. That we do what's right, when confronted with evil." --Martin Septim

Ok. I need to show you this fluorescent set of Chinese stamps

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lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

Star Wars: "We don't serve their kind in here." Me, a child: rude! Let the droids in! Me, a teen: ah, this is a metaphor for racial segregation and slavery. Me, an adult: ah, droids don't drink so it is his business to manage his space. Me, now: YES! KICK THEM OUT! BURN THE JOB STEALING AI!

Ko-Fi Quick head sketch commissions. ABS Warriors Deadlock and War within Grimlock. Thank you for your supports🙏❤️ I'm taking quick head sketch commission on Ko-Fi. ko-fi.com/c/687f59d268 #commission #2000AD #abcwarriors #transformers

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Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

I think the most annoying part of cleaning out cupboards is finding all the snacks I hid in them from the child and subsequently forgot existed because I hid them.

I packed the toaster. 😑 “Oh there’s no way I’m gonna eat toast before the weekend”. Pls tell me why I thought this when toast is my main source of sustenance. 😭😂 arrrgh I don’t want to dig it out. But I’m gonna.

God I'm good at ebay www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11709145...

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today. I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Hey so if you ever feel lonely you can always ask one (1) mortgage broker about refinancing your home loan one (1) time and then boom, you’re gonna be pop-u-lar

MAYBE YOUR FINAL STAGE OF HEALING IS TELLING THEM TO FUCK OFF

Told the kid to have a shower. She took a screenshot of our convo, shared with friends and then added me to the friend chat group she shared it in, which was weird because I was the only adult. I left immediately 😂

Outside my flat, I hear a voice say “Alan, you are being so fucking obstreperous right now.” A woman appears, walking backwards, holding a taut thrumming leash, straining hard against her. Then, seemingly minutes later Alan finally appears: the smallest, lowest, muscliest sausage dog in all creation

If you're dying on stage it's actually really hard to get pulled off with a shepherd's crook. I mean, even getting an erection in those circumstances is tricky, never mind actually reaching completion.

A lovely little hedgehog in a basket carved by an Egyptian artisan some 4,300 years ago! 🦔❤️ Detail from a wall relief in the Tomb of Mereruka at Saqqara. 📷 by me #ReliefWednesday #Archaeology