Still no oil flowing out of the Persian Gulf, so the Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America spent tonight working on this.

4,496 out of 4,499 refugees admitted to the United States since October have been Afrikaners www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/04/4496...

That you would even have to say this says a lot about the integrity of the people running our country right now.

Nice ceasefire we have going here.

Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu. Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran? Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to President Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused.

>Will Stancil had a network of honeypot informants who’d get ice to dump operational information to them >if cover blown, would forward the chats to the guys wives to ruin their marriages

Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen need to write a ballad called “The Ice Melting Girls Of Minneapolis”. This is quite a thread ICE’s non-existent OPSEC.

“They’re agreeing to all the things that they have to agree to. Remember, they’ve been conquered. They have no military.” - Con man trying to con the public again www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/t...

Lebanon’s 10 minutes from hell ft.trib.al/QH0YsC9

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Wow.

Wow Ceasefire agreement did include Lebanon. Trump: "agreed that included Lebanon." Mediators: "believed the ceasefire to include Lebanon." Pakistan announced it included Lebanon. "However, the US position shifted following a phone call between Netanyahu and Mr. Trump." CBS News:

EVERYONE: [distressed about Trump starting an unnecessary multilateral war entailing thousands of deaths] FIRST LADY: Actually, I was NOT sex trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

How many high school students decided to major in Journalism after Woodward and Bernstein took Nixon down? A lot.

I did not know Epstein on a boat I did not know Epstein with a goat I did not know Epstein in the air I did not know him anywhere!

AFP VIDEO: Venezuelan police clash with protesters demanding salary rises marching towards the presidential palace in Caracas. The police fired tear gas to disperse around 2,000 protesters who were heading towards the presidential palace.

Your tax dollars at work.

Kuwait getting attack by drones during Trump’s “ceasefire agreement“.

Something about to drop? Or just a response to slop?

🇮🇱🇱🇧 Netanyahu: There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. We continue to strike Hezbollah with full force, and we will not stop until we restore your security. 🇺🇸 Trump: Netanyahu is about to slow down in Lebanon.

Not good. “.. if payments accompanying 20% of the world’s oil and gas can move through a digital pipe that the US Treasury cannot see, then America’s dominance of global finance has effectively been handed an expiry date.” @opinion.bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

SNL cold open worthy.

Should have spoken with the Syrian Kurds.

UPDATE: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place — and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Leo shelved plans to visit America. Some officials saw their reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.

1/2. Notice that after losing the war Trump threatens his allies rather than Russia — even though Russia quite literally helped Iran defeat the US and he knows it.

The Artemis II crew took this photo of the Milky Way. Just look at the breathtaking universe we live in.

The reprehensible story that Trump and Hegseth are now telling about this war is that threatening genocide and civilizational erasure is *good,* because it bends the world to Trump/American will. We need to take this on directly. Some thoughts on this idea here: newrepublic.com/article/2087...

🇺🇸🇪🇺❗️Der Spiegel: Trump has effectively given Europe an ultimatum: within days, they must commit actual military forces—like warships—to the Strait of Hormuz.

Private response from the President.

what they've actually done here quite deftly is shine a 3000 watt Fresnel lamp on the central problem for which Pope Francis wanted an American Pope in the first place: namely, that the American right wing believes they are invincible, they are destroying the world, and they have to be stopped

Here come the oil-industry leaks. @politico.com www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Irasutoya, Japan's popular free clip art library, has released its latest creation in honor of the United States President, Donald Trump. It's a clever play on TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out) and the Japanese word タコ for octopus, which also means "idiot."

Trump on 7-April: ”…subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks.” Fool? Loser? Imbecile? Moron? Idiot? gulfnews.com/world/mena/i...

Meanwhile in Russia: state TV host Vladimir Solovyov marveled at Trump's statements about a two-week ceasefire and mocked America for "surrendering" to Iran. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO-a...

Wait, let me see if I get this straight… * J.D.’s wife want to jump out of an airplane. * The only reason J.D.’s wife doesn’t jump out of an airplane- is because J.D. told her not to? Oakley Doakley there Smokey.

catholic blog Letters From Leo have updated a post to say they have independently confirmed FP story from Vatican sources www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-pentag...

Slow motion of making cappelletti.

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So did Pakistan just lie to both sides and say that they'd accepted each other's terms or what?

What a shit show this thing is! 🤡

It was MAGA Catholics who came up with the idea, while Pope Francis’ body was still warm, for Trump to be named Pope (based on the obscure fact that before 1917 a *Catholic* layman could technically be made a cardinal). WH social media accounts ran with it (and they were being serious).

This is starting to look more like a “breather” than a truce. Iran still not allowing traffic through the SoH becside Israel is still bombing Hezbollah in Beirut. Meanwhile Wall Street still thinks it’s party time. www.cnn.com/2026/04/08/w...

APNewsAlert: TEHRAN, Iran (AP) — #Iran includes 'acceptance of enrichment' in Farsi version of its ceasefire plan, something missing from English versions.

I guess building the F-150s in the US to, you know, avoid the tariffs, hasn’t occurred to #$F management? 🤷‍♂️

Russians are freaking out over losing the internet. It is actually incredibly revealing what they are saying about their lives now that they do not have reliable internet.

Oman and Iran seeing Trump somehow agreed to let them collect their entire GDPs in taxes on shipping

Thanks to Trump's actions, I probably won't be able to buy anything without giving a donation to the mullah regime. Thank you very much, President Trump.

60 YEARS AGO TODAY: The Frost Report On Class delivers one of the most famous and succinct sketches in all of British comedy history.