Holds up

lowkirkenuinely my favorite album of the year

Mizzou wants to be Michigan so badly

fuck/marry/kill hits very different if you're chill with polyamory and/or multiple homicide

shooting the messenger feels so good lowkey

not going into work today

travis kelce went from one of the greatest tight ends i’ve ever seen to being the oldest of old man hoopers at the Y in like 700 days

the news for the past week has been so bad people are tweeting like they’re on bluesky

Epstein’s victims have said otherwise. Victim testimony matters. It is evidence. Trump’s allies have worked to discredit the voices of victims but that doesn’t mean they aren’t credible.

Okay, timeline cleanse Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy. 1. the 1975 2. hockey season #LGB 3. Fear& podcast 4. Ben & Jerry’s nondairy Phish Food 5. bald ann dowd

bluesky is back baby

obamna

hey guys what would you do if you thought you heard your coworker watching 🌽 and clipping his nails in his office but the door was ajar so you’re only like 55% sure asking for a friend

‘bsky is dead’ ok then explain this

i have officially requested a trade and intend to hold out until i'm dealt to a new sexuality. while it's truly an honor to have suited up for the bisexuals for the past 6 years i need to do what's best for me at this stage of my career

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

had the literal worst club dj ever in davenport iowa last night. bro if you’re reading this learn how to read a vibe nobody wants to shake ass to Since U Been Gone

It me

this hasan vs ethan debate

welcome back princess di

something don don me

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

Since nobody really jokes on here except @505serena.bsky.social this is the funniest thing on Bluesky right now. We call that “Bluesky Funny”

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bruno mars wants to yoko ono blackpink so bad

the thing about going to the casino is you can’t play the slot machines with an impure heart. they can sense it.

is bluesky aware that haschella is today

And yet some of you still haven’t released your holes

call that pussy bubonic with how much it plagues me

agreed with it all

我想和他的小猫打招呼

I DARE you to embarrass me motherfucker

My 18 month old son after splashing around in the bath for 30 seconds

so many work emails today when the only person I want to hear from is my good friend archiveofourown

guys i don’t wanna talk about the stock market anymore. what do we think of the new sabrina carpenter fortnite skin.

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

i don’t want to hear anyone’s opinion on chappell roan ever again like genuinely.

Woman On Sidewalk Can’t Even Summon Kernel Of Whimsy Required To Skip Along Hopscotch theonion.com/woman-o...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

when i tell people i’m trying to quit social media but i’m on reddit and bluesky they look at me like i just said i quit drugs but i’m on kratom

hawk tuah 😂

i have to confess the only way i know if a college is d1 is if ive seen them in a paige bueckers edit

Ethel Cain listening to “2 hands” by Tate McRae in new post: “😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️”