Wow this game could really end up being the platonic ideal of “I hope both teams lose”

Watching my team try to defend Kerolin, Bunny Shaw, Fujino and Miedema

Lmao at Olivia Holdt scoring a random 30 yard banger while everyone else on the pitch is asleep

Thank god for Tōko Koga tbh

Lize Kop saves a Bunny Shaw penalty why the hell not 😭

When we discussed what’s in our spurs women nightmare room in this episode I can’t believe none of us said ‘the team trying to defend set pieces’

I love when my team is playing soccer and the opposing team just casually brings Kerolin off their bench ha ha ha what the fuck

I’m going to be honest I’m just now realizing that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are two different people

Oyster enjoys champions league football

I'm still mad that spurs changed the champions league kit font from the best one ever to the worst one ever

Isn't it fun to have stuff to talk about?

I like her so much

Ok I had to acquire breakfast so I only just now saw the second goal but remember when we all thought Beth wouldn’t be able to do the pressing Vilahamn required of his forwards

Was thinking we’d have to retract what we said on the pod about Ho not playing players out of position after I saw Olga out there on the wing but she did score so 🤷‍♀️

Pausing my lovely bike ride to say of course Pape scored I left him on my bench in FPL 😭

Happy to be back 🥹

Looks like I’m going to have to QT like three news items with “Lmao what” actually

Lmao what

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Well that wasn’t the answer I wanted to “what happens when we go down a goal”

Like do the people in charge of not signing any players who can pass watch this and say “yes excellent, just what I wanted” or what

Really feel like I’ve been watching the “spurs make a great signing” version of final destination or something

I see Thomas has studied the texts

Anyway

No

Captain Cuti + contract extension I love it here!!!!

when you are fully COYS

He certainly looks Richuvenated under Thomas Frank.

THE RICHARLISANCE IS HERE

Anyone else ever try to follow the bsky Spurs feed and realize it’s actually all just people shitting on us 90% of the time 😭

I like it when top sides concede goals because then I get to make this face:

My other take is that Vinberg looks calmer on the ball than I’ve ever seen her

My take after all of five minutes is: Toko Koga nice

Wake up babe, Spurs Women are streaming a preseason friendly today on SpursPLAY

New signing Tōko Koga gets the start, Beth England on the bench and Ash not even in the squad? Interesting!!

Man I really miss Erik Lamela actually

I am glad you sounded the alarm because this is literally how I found out 😭

You know when I said I wanted spurs to treat their women’s side as equal, I didn’t actually mean “use spurs women’s appalling transfer strategy for the men’s side” 🤔

Haha so turns out biking up Vail pass with a fucked up gear ratio isn’t too fun. I didn’t even take a picture at the top 💀

We're back!!!

Going to PT for a calf issue is great because then you try to drive home and your foot is just shaking on the gas pedal the whole way

Everything this club has done since its inception has disappointed me

BEN HEALY IN YELLOW

I like Ben Healy

Ran up Vail 10 minutes faster than last year but my mom, the star of the show, came in 3rd in the 70+ age group coming all the way from sea level 🤍

There are reasons to be hopeful about Vinai Venkatesham's leadership wrt Spurs Women. But if he was involved in the shameful way Arsenal dealt with Partey's accuser or if he actively supported him after being accused, can we trust he will make decisions for the welfare of women on and off the pitch?

I would badger @tottenhamhotspur.com about starting a Spurs Women account so they could announce the new signing on here, but it looks like that account has once again gone dormant. Sigh.

Excellent I'll take it

I should've known they'd drop head coach news today, a day when i have 9452530485 things to do and am also in a bad mood!!!!