Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

If only the Toronto Police had some way of knowing in advance where the vandals will strike

All the panics & long features about political correctness & “free speech” on college campuses - with real buy in from centrist pundits at prestigious mags - was always a ruse for this: right-wing control over universities

My fantastic four

They should have called this So You Think You Can Swim

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Here is the transcript of what Zohran Mamdani actually said about the phrase "globalize the intifada." This is his "refusal to disavow it." This is what has people terrified. Just fucking read it. Source: podscripts.co/podcasts/the...

“Across military Reddit forums and enlisted meme pages, Hegseth has become a regular target of satire, often referred to with nicknames such as "DUI Hire," "Whiskey Leaks" and "Kegseth."” www.military.com/daily-news/2...

God I am so tired of seeing this same weirdo pronatalist couple in the media all the time

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode”: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I like that it's now canon that Mon Mothma did shots and drunk-danced to EDM at her daughter's wedding. #Andor

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

Another one for the “economic concerns as a mask for cultural concerns” file. This delusion that manufacturing jobs will come roaring back if we cast the right policy spell isn’t really about that being a desirable economic goal, but about romanticizing Manly Work.

Love spotting a tktk in the wild. (iykyk)

The Zone of Pinterest

That's it, play for boondoggle squared! I'm sure this is smart and will go well www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...

Sounds like ~somebody~ didn't watch Duck Tales episodes to their heartwarming conclusions

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Will one of you goddamn nerds please just invent a printer that works? www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/t...

My lastest for @thehubcanada.bsky.social — looking at Canada's (diminishing) place in the world of AI. thehub.ca/2025/02/14/a...

The Seven Ages of Man, but it's all stages of Tom Green's career

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

Do it.

"The government is also acquiring new technology, such as X-rays" My man, they discovered x-rays in 1895

2025 is really 2025ing already

Chihuahua cheese, eh? I bet they had to milk a lot of chihuahuas!

Why has Canada been so slow to adopt drones for defence? My lastest for The Hub thehub.ca/2024/12/12/a...

Wow. Spotify really*knows* me, y'know?

Time support local businesses, they need us more than ever.

You used to call me on my self-own

Attn @zdarsky.bsky.social https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/212293625137095/?mibextid=dXMIcH

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?