Sagittarius: The celestial energy is indicating the moment has come to make some important decisions. Apparently the celestial energy has forgotten that you suck at that.

Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series: Snell - 1 Yamamoto - 3 Glasnow - 3 Ohtani - 2 Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series. Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.

thought this would be a fun thought experiment but instead 100 percent of the answers are "yes obviously"

He’s going to make one explode some day

Shohei Ohtani is the first player with two 116+ mph home runs in a game under Statcast (2015, regular season or postseason) HE IS ALSO PITCHING TONIGHT

Trump commutes former congressman George Santos' prison sentence reut.rs/4helxBb

Self-Portrait, by Kazimir Malevich, 1910-11, 📸 via @BRWalkoff

I hate having to switch TV apps because events are on different services. And as far as I know none of these stupid devices let you window the apps. It's a special kind of hellscape we've created for ourselves with this nonsense.

US news outlets reject Pentagon press access policy reut.rs/3IIy0AA

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<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man

Made a friend hiking in the Phoenix Mountain Preserve today. Also everything is much greener than usual with all of the rain. Also also, I now hate humidity and even a little bit feels oppressive.

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States. Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Penn State head coach Rich Rodriguez

In all seriousness, one difference between Big Ten and SEC culture is that nobody talks like this. If Georgia had lost to Kentucky and Mississippi State in back-to-back weeks, I do think there'd be a shameless partisan media effort to make it a story about the great depth of the league

You gotta fire James Franklin, right?

Honestly the Mariners are likeable so I hope they win it all, but this game is going to haunt me.

Sigh.

We ran out of good pitchers and okay pitchers and bad pitchers and we're down to Kahnle. This isn't going well.

He did not.

Would be nice if Riley remembered how to baseball.

Gonna need a welfare check on JK Simmons and Jack White

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

15. 15 innings. Ah ah ah

Got my remote ready to turn the game off immediately if the Mariners score.

For the love of god just get a hit.

please get your team vaccinated for Threatened But Do Not Score

14 innings!!! This is the longest winner-take-all game by innings in postseason history

14.

Flaherty doesn't have it.

This is the most correct take and Manfred needs to nix the ghost runner

This does not fill me with confidence. Can we bring Skubal back?

So now I'm in the position of hoping for a 14th inning. That's not fun. That's horrifying.

Remember when Skubal struck out 13 a hundred years ago? That was fun.

At this point the losing team and fans are going to take cosmic soul damage for at least a decade.

This is the second winner-take-all game in postseason history to go at least 13 innings, joining: 2018 NLWCG Rockies over Cubs, 13 innings

BALL DON'T LIE

13 innings.

That call was terrible. Tigers radio guys are incredulous.

Well they're falling apart now.

Tigers threaten, but do not score. So sick of that refrain.

I just want Gleyber to be hit by a pitch or something.

This is the fourth winner-take-all game in postseason history to go at least 12 innings, joining: 2018 NLWCG Rockies over Cubs, 13 innings 2014 ALWCG Royals over A’s, 12 innings 1924 WS G7 Senators over Giants, 12 innings

12 innings. Jesus.

I'm mad the Tigers have a runner in scoring position because that almost certainly spells doom. For them.

Welp I don't really trust the bullpen to not give up a game winner here.

I was somewhere, I think Baltimore (maybe Tampa?), where they played this against the Tigers. They shut the music off before South Detroit but the locals were overwhelmed with Tigers fans filling it in.

Don't Stop Believin' playing at T-Mobile Park heading into ninth inning of a 2-2 game, but they don't play the South Detroit part.

Always knew that was going to happen.

Most strikeouts in first 6 career postseason outings: Bob Gibson: 57 Tarik Skubal: 56 Mike Mussina: 53