Finally gonna learn how to code for my MySpace page

Flabbergasted

Time warp. I think we're gonna scan these to save them and then cut them up for a collage of some sort.

OMG SCREAMING

The muppets had their own MAGAZINE?!

Holy shit I love this garage 🤣🤣🤣 Being a professional organizer rules

Anyone need to learn how to run MS DOS?! 🤣🤣🤣

Incredible find 🤣

Look at what I found in my clients garage today!!!!

I told my boyfriend his entire political campaign should be TikTok's of him tasting Nintendo switch cartridges and proving why having a state board of education is important. 😂 He was not on board with my shenanigans.

Lil dude is at the vet today cuz he won't stop peeing on things in front of me. Gonna get him some meds for a possible UTI and probably have an argument for why we need a downstairs litter box too. 🤣

There are still democrats out there who think that schools were forcing sex changes on children in schools, specifically "without parental consent." Meanwhile many adults can't get HRT. We have so much work to do to help people understand how much propaganda they've choked down. It's sickening.

Perfect screenshot. Worf as a focal point is already killer, then your eyes travel to Data in the friar haircut and you think "this can't possibly get any better," and then there's the finishing blow of Geordi in his space visor plucking a lute

If you're a man in politics and you walk up to two men and a woman and you shake the hands of both men and do not acknowledge that woman's existence in any capacity: she will remember that for the rest of her life. You've lost her vote and the vote of every woman she knows in half a second.

Okay, WHAT?

the enthusiasm for generative AI would not have been possible without prior decades of capitalist conditioning to view works of art as products, rather than acts of culture and shared human life

I think the most illustrative example of why AI is so terrible are those fake animal videos. Sure, let's drain the fucking oceans to create videos of animals being funny, something you can easily experience by being near any given animal for 5 seconds

Great news, shes, theys, and gays! You can now replace your power bottom ex at #Marshalls for just $24!

I have two sons

#socialism #libertarian #cooperative

🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.

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Just 0.001% hold three times the wealth of poorest half of humanity, report finds

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

Why does he always look like he's about to have a mid life crisis. 🤣

Nothing like locking yourself in the bathroom at your boyfriend's University of Houston Alumni Christmas party to avoid having to be in the group photo. 🤣

Oh to be a cat on a heated blanket in the winter time.

What's wrong honey, don't you want to play Ragon Hoar?

I think if a man hits on a bisexual woman when he's married it's that bisexual woman's duty to steal his wife and children and live happily ever after.

So much bullshit happened today I can't even process it and that's on top of everything that happened this week. I found out my 15yo daughter has an aunt and uncle that are 0 and 1 years old from a woman my age.

Come join me at @fridaytea.com for a Forgery reading! Tickets are now on Eventbrite (see link below)

imagine ordering a whole pizza bc you have the munchies and no matter how much of it you ate it only got worse

The leadership of the Tabletop Game Designers Association was disappointed to see the publisher CGE touting Codenames: Back to Hogwarts, a new Harry Potter-themed version of Codenames.

The Epstein files saga is giving “There is no war in Ba Sing Se” vibes.

My review of the Superman Movie: Men will turn themselves into the DOJ before going to therapy.

Very cool that cis people can just access hormones willy nilly but trans people have to jump through a million hoops to get the same exact treatment

If you're mean to me my boyfriend's cat will beat you up.

And one thing people don't grasp is that Long COVID is not a binary condition. It's COVID-induced multi-systemic injury. Every new reinfection increases the odds of it utterly disabling you. It's an immune-evasive and corrupting SARS virus. Closer to HIV than to the common cold.

happy birthday to bill watterson who gave me the gift of encapsulating my entire ethical approach in one comic panel.

Wow! Fucking hate that guy.

I was dating a guy who lied to me about being covid vaccinated who was dating not one but FOUR immunocompromised people. Fuck you, Steve.

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It's Disability Pride Month! Do you follow any disabled creators, entrepreneurs, or influencers? Share them with me! ♥️💪

Don't be this person on the internet. You don't know what someone is dealing with. You don't know their situation. You don't know if they're disabled or if they struggle with motor skills or have chronic back pain and can't get under a sink comfortably without hurting themselves. Judgment is cruel.

Folks! The ban against states regulating AI is DEAD! It’s was voted 99-1! This victory belongs to us all! Unfettered GenAi is an issue for us all, and groups from all walks of life came together to demand we regulate! Your calls and action made the difference! So thank you everyone! We did this!

My boyfriend is so lucky. Today the plumbers were already coming out to install the shower heads and bathroom sinks downstairs and the upstairs sink just so happened to clog today. We offered them money but they snaked it for free. 😍

In short: the fate of the MAGA murder budget is undecided. Please consider joining a phonebank tomorrow to reach folks in key states and push more calls to senators who we might be able to sway:

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?

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