Say what you will about Kristi Noem, but during her short and cruel tenure, she almost turned the Dept of Homeland Security into the television network from “The Running Man”

All You Can Eat (mandatory)

The Greatest Satan, okay?

god this video looks like it was made in garry's mod. skibidi toilet ass existence.

2026 basically

My dentist gave me an ultrasound of my neck because they said they said the imaging to a cardiologist who would then reach out to me to explain my results. Instead, they sent me the video of the ultrasound and a PDF on how to read the ultrasound and signed me up for a cardiologist's email listserv.

Muskegon Chronicle January 25,1918

PROFITS.BMF

Keep your bitcoin, I'm going all in on

Love ordering a beer and it comes in a non-conventional glass. Great chance to recalibrate the beer-drinking mechanism.

Hear me out: Maximum Wage

prepping in case the rumors about ICE converging on Philly next are true

remarkably appropriate meme

To be frank, I often feel trapped inside my head but when I do get the space to talk out how I am feeling, it often ends with “why are things like this? Why is it this way?” One therapist called this “bargaining with reality,” which shut me up again. I’m relating to reality with a stage of grief??

Here's a time-lapse from yesterday as thousands of people marched through downtown Minneapolis to protest ICE. 📷️: Sydney Lewis/The Minnesota Star Tribune

how many more putrid colors will he turn before it's done?

Destroy All Monsters (1968)

With everything else going on, I am very worried about the aftermath of Winter Storm Fern coming this weekend. It's projected to impact 230 million people, which is 2/3rds of the population.

"Don't take the bait!" would be a great message if ICE were a cyberbully and not an armed and sloppy conglomerate of our nation's most repugnant goons and henchmen kidnapping and killing people.

I read Dilbert as a kid, because I would read any collection of comic strips that the bookmobile had to offer. So, eventually you run out of the good stuff. Dilbert made me think "If this is funny to adults, I must avoid working in an office at all costs."

there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees

It’s really remarkable how little meaning these symbolic displays from the extreme right wingers actually have now. The Gadsden flag, the Punisher skull, the Trump brand, etc.; Divorced from all their context, these items are little more than emblems on tacky video game loot for these cruel freaks.

this shit sucks man. Impeach him. Third time’s the charm

“…keep the Yultide gay, see if I care!”

In front of Neil deGrasse-Tyson’s house and his Christmas lights say ACTUALLY THE TILT IN EARTH’S ROTATIONAL AXIS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON 🙄

[NPR news voice] Checks and balances are important for a functioning democracy, but they are also important to your household finances. A new poll shows that 0% of Americans with checking accounts bother to balance their checkbook. This leaves many asking "Why are you so bad at writing segues?"

This I why I think A.I. is going to eventually be relegated to scratch pad levels instead of finished artwork. A.I. can’t do revisions, which is like 70% of the job of a commercial artist, designer, or anything.

I hope the new Street Fighter movie becomes a multi-movie franchise and every sequel is named “Street Fighter II”

logging in ...

In the Midwest, I’ve noticed this strange trend where people will take a picture of their meal halfway through eating it, then share that disgusting photo of a half-eaten plate of who-knows-what to the restaurant’s page on Yelp or Google Maps

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Incredibly funny to have one-way beef with Paul Dano.

Monday-ass Sunday

Vincent Price explains the monsters genealogical chart to John Carradine in The Monster Club (1981, Roy Ward Baker)

Morning.

memeworthy

He's on a mission from God.

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

How do you negotiate with people who use their elected offices to tactically starve people? Like, this isn’t a medieval siege, it’s a fucking budget. Disgusting optics. The kind of shit they show in movies and TV show to telegraph “this is the villain” right before he says “I love being evil.”

Appealing the decision to fund SNAP? I hope you don’t go to heaven SOON.

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I’m glad they’re losing again and I hope it makes them panic and make even stupider decisions.

The music cuts off awkwardly before the end, but this is an incredible NYC Halloween costume compilation.