"Don't take the bait!" would be a great message if ICE were a cyberbully and not an armed and sloppy conglomerate of our nation's most repugnant goons and henchmen kidnapping and killing people.

I read Dilbert as a kid, because I would read any collection of comic strips that the bookmobile had to offer. So, eventually you run out of the good stuff. Dilbert made me think "If this is funny to adults, I must avoid working in an office at all costs."

there is no positive route forward for the United States without mass arrests and trials for DHS employees

It’s really remarkable how little meaning these symbolic displays from the extreme right wingers actually have now. The Gadsden flag, the Punisher skull, the Trump brand, etc.; Divorced from all their context, these items are little more than emblems on tacky video game loot for these cruel freaks.

this shit sucks man. Impeach him. Third time’s the charm

“…keep the Yultide gay, see if I care!”

In front of Neil deGrasse-Tyson’s house and his Christmas lights say ACTUALLY THE TILT IN EARTH’S ROTATIONAL AXIS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON 🙄

[NPR news voice] Checks and balances are important for a functioning democracy, but they are also important to your household finances. A new poll shows that 0% of Americans with checking accounts bother to balance their checkbook. This leaves many asking "Why are you so bad at writing segues?"

This I why I think A.I. is going to eventually be relegated to scratch pad levels instead of finished artwork. A.I. can’t do revisions, which is like 70% of the job of a commercial artist, designer, or anything.

I hope the new Street Fighter movie becomes a multi-movie franchise and every sequel is named “Street Fighter II”

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In the Midwest, I’ve noticed this strange trend where people will take a picture of their meal halfway through eating it, then share that disgusting photo of a half-eaten plate of who-knows-what to the restaurant’s page on Yelp or Google Maps

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Incredibly funny to have one-way beef with Paul Dano.

Monday-ass Sunday

Vincent Price explains the monsters genealogical chart to John Carradine in The Monster Club (1981, Roy Ward Baker)

Morning.

memeworthy

He's on a mission from God.

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

How do you negotiate with people who use their elected offices to tactically starve people? Like, this isn’t a medieval siege, it’s a fucking budget. Disgusting optics. The kind of shit they show in movies and TV show to telegraph “this is the villain” right before he says “I love being evil.”

Appealing the decision to fund SNAP? I hope you don’t go to heaven SOON.

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I’m glad they’re losing again and I hope it makes them panic and make even stupider decisions.

The music cuts off awkwardly before the end, but this is an incredible NYC Halloween costume compilation.

This fucking thing does the dishwasher like it’s trying to get its girlfriend to step in and do it and never ask it to do any chore again

[ applies a hastily-made Trump "I DID THAT" sticker to the healthcare exchange application website ]

no matter the context, whenever I look at AI generated content, i have a sensation I can only describe as "teaser trailer for dementia"

soon …

once you watch this video, it is nearly impossible to not pronounce avocado the way he does for the rest of your life

Watched "Dracula 2000" the other day and it finally hit me that Gerard Butler as Dracula looked like a vampiric Ken Marino.

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

Who keeps putting that king in there? With all the lava and stuff?

I’m not from Philadelphia, but I like to pronounce certain celebrity names in a Philly accent, such as Jodie Comer or Yorgos Lanthimos

It’s hard for men to not seem creepy while expressing certain feelings such as “thank you for being nice to me 15 years ago”

you can do that?

the kind of shit I'm trying to get on

Completely and utterly forgot to post this, but my steamroller print was finally printed last weekend. Final size is 40"x60" on muslin, entitled "All Things Considered,". Printing whips, I should do more

poop tape confirmed

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

SO much of the cultural and artistic nostalgia that society chases was just art made when people got paid to do it. Lavish movie posters made by human artists, video games made by people without sixteen different investment companies breathing down their neck, movies made by studios taking a chance.