behold my children #ceramics

It's pretty funny that this list implicitly equates being a murderer with being ugly or a widow, but I think the thing that misses the point most is them taking Samson to task for "having long hair", which was literally the sign of his faith and source of his divine strength.

Is the Following feed fucked up for anyone else or is it just me?

the dogbert animatronic from the 1997 live action dilbert pilot lostmediawiki.com/Dilbert_(los...

Trying to get tickets to the Forssa silent film festival. The link for tickets on the festival website takes me to the movie theater's website. The link for tickets on the movie theater's site takes me to the festival website.

I love staying with my friend/former roommate cause neither of us gives af about any kind of guest etiquette. She can be like "I'm gonna go to the gym you wanna come?" and I can answer "Nah I think I'm gonna take a nap, catch you later". No need for us to do everything together, we can just chill.

Hey look, the world is shitty. For Reasons, this Sunday (2 PM Eastern) I'm just gonna do My Voice Zoo instead of the usual reading. It will be two hours of the madness of hearing me voice animals. We will probably all go insane together. You are invited and welcome.

Breaking news: they broke it.

Being woke shouldn't have to mean you actually can't sleep at night, but fucking reality can't give us a break.

We need more frumpy leading men in detective shows. It used to be we got properly frumpy detectives, guys who looked like they'd just rolled out of bed and put on the only clean clothes in the house. Now everyone is well-groomed and neatly dressed, I can't take them seriously as detectives at all.

Finally a Ken Burns project I would pay money to watch.

Does everyone know a craftsperson who makes cute pillcases for keeping in a purse? I broke mine a while ago and desperately need a new one, but it seems like the market has nothing to offer between ugly plastic monstrosities and 200€ silver antiques.

I am once again open for work! Please contact me if you’re in need of a JPN to ENG translator. I have tons of video game and light novel experience and would be thrilled to bring my unique voice to your projects!

I admit I was really into Dilbert when I was a young teen, but in my defense early Dilbert had much more rats and dinosaurs and much less thinly veiled impotent rage.

We released a micro version of the #ttrpg x #larp we’re working on: soft-heresies.itch.io/date

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Biffo's the new spokesperson for the CDC.

Okay so does this mean that using a Tenga sex toy actually counts as sex instead of masturbation? What if you and your partner decide to use one to spice things up, is that technically a threesome?

Who can understand The pain Of loving spice When spice It does not love you back - Lamentations of my tummy

Someone fix my fucked up sleep cycle please, I clearly can't do it myself.

The best ballad ever made for an airport is Helsinki-Vantaa by Ultra Bra, if only by the definition of being probably the only song that's just about the airport instead CHEATING by featuring an airport but actually being about some BS like leaving your girlfriend.

I really need to stop getting into shows just when everyone else starts posting about how show X used to be really good but sucks now.

Let no man be a prisoner, with the single exception of the person who invented those blindingly bright LED car lights that supposedly automatically adjust to accommodate oncoming traffic. Jail for that guy for forever.

Happy new year everyone and may it be better than fucking cursed 2025.

One holiday tradition I wish my family would get rid of is the annual Boxing Day "Can you help me set up my new phone?" marathon.

Can't wait for the after-holiday sales so I can finally get my Christmas presents. *Looks at a pile of gift cards on her desk*

Officially entered the part of the holidays where I don't want to see any Christmas food for at least a year.

Merry Christmas and/or happy holidays you filthy animals.

Saving this for when I need to threaten my enemies while maintaining plausible deniability.

For all their reputation, The Beatles as a collective sure did make some of the most god-awful Christmas songs ever.

Where were you for me a week ago Everett?

It would be much easier to gift shop for my family if they were a little less normal. We should all be more thankful for the weirdos in our lives* who are so easy to shop for. *like me

One extra fun thing about having the flu while also suffering from endometriosis is that every time I use the muscles on my torso while coughing or sneezing it also affects my pelvic muscles, potentially triggering an endometriosis cramp!

Sad news people: today I lost the "Can I avoid hearing Do They Know It's Christmas this holiday season" game.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Les Edwards' 2016 Christmas card

Dan Bongone-o.

Guys I need one of you to come here and save me from myself, because I have this dreadful urge to buy the gingerbread flavored dates, even though I already know for CERTAIN I would hate them! I don't even like gingerbread that much, it's just the novelty value getting to me! Help!

They're throwing billions on developing AI garbage nobody wants when they could be working on something everyone wants: a fucking pen that doesn't roll off every surface that's not in an exact 90° angle to the ground!

So tired of people defending our racist government reps in the "Slanty-eyed memes" debacle with "They don't understand what they're doing". They understand perfectly well, they just don't care because they're members of the party that's full of right wing racists.

Today has been so foggy it's like the sun never even came up at all.

Since Robin Ince is essentially being punished by the BBC for standing up to bigoted bullies, now is a great time to pick up his book "Normally weird and weirdly normal: my adventures in neurodiversity". I recognized myself.

Looking through internet book archives for undiscovered old gems inevitably means you have to wade through a lot of garbage about eugenics and colonialism, but it's all worth it for the occasional "This is all the rude poems I've collected from seedy music halls they can't stop me from publishing!".

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.

Aaaa guess who broke the cardinal rule of don't rub your eyes while eating hot chili potato chips aaaaaaaa

Nina's second stream is coming up this weekend! Keep spreading the word, and tune in and donate if you can! I'll be playing in the TTRPG interim block while Nina gets some well-earned rest this time!

For this Christmas I want Santa to give me the ability to followthro...

I normally stay clear of "official" media corporations put out, but Nuclear Blast Records just announced a YouTube series where a bunch of metal artists signed to their label will be playing MÖRK BORG with each other, and this really sounds like something I need in my life right now.

I super love having to wait five minutes for Adobe to open my file because it's loading a bunch of AI garbage I don't need. Thank you AI for INCREASING MY WORK EFFICIENCY SO MUCH!!

The brain likes to pretend it's the organ in charge of your body, but that lie is instantly exposed when a weird nightmare you're having suddenly changes into an epic quest for a sandwich because your stomach decided you're getting a bit peckish.