who is this guy hes not james t kirk he looks like he's gonna lay me off with a slack message

imagine sitting on this with a lawn chair and some beers

lesbians love general grevious

work is putting me in the bad time barrel

How to Be Normal www.wikihow.com/Be-Normal

level 100 gyat

every bit of plastic in this bottle WILL be heading straight into the ocean

The final stage of La Vuelta is currently neutralised due to the pro-Palestine protests.

its Big Pile of Clothes Sunday, remember to put all your clothes in one big pile

tl yesterday

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🚨 LEAVES ARE FALLING OFF THE TREES 🚨

honorary mention i also just came across, big issues being tackled here

ik my boss sees me as a woman bc he literally just ignored my recommendation until chatgpt told him the exact same thing i did

ok did my monthly girsuffer catch up logging off ill see you all when its sweater weather again

what did she mean by this

I only post while I am half dreaming because my life is like a movie

guy who's whole thing is about "save the children" but drives a truck specially designed to kill as many 5 years olds as possible

unconditional love means liking a post even when it is unfunny and lowkey uncreative

kissing an alien on the forehead and they mentally send me the image of a dog sprinting into a moving minivan as how it felt to be kissed by me

moving is all about getting 85% unpacked and leaving everything like that for the next year and a half

me and my coworkers logging in for another long day of reading emails and sending slacks

maybe im prude but you should really be doing this in your home

all the people texting on the train are in the same group chat talking about how gorgeous you look rn

this is what i keep in my saddle bag when i go for bike rides

MOVING DAY IM CALM AND NORMAL AND NOT STRESSED

this is my ideal relationship i think

what i like about HRT is that if you were insufferable before you started you will be a new type of insufferable post transition

finally got my passport updated

in my #turtlezone to day 🐢🐢🐢

my teeth watching me reach for my third sugary energy gel mid ride

this is what i look like irl

switched to apple music and all its recommendations are based on my itunes purchases from like middle school

messed up how annoying it is to move

@cockremover.bsky.social IS THE BLUESKY GOAT

i had a nice day today :)

putting you in your bad time barrel

gonna have a little hubris and spite the gods if thats ok

i wanna see all the funding going towards the tour de france femmes lol 4/9 stages won by french women, a french woman winning the entire thing convincingly (first french tdf win in 35 years!!), the entire race was way more exciting than the mens this year

go d speaks to me throuhg the hitachi

what is the tour de france even about

Tour de France Femmes: Maëva Squiban double la mise à Chambéry

PLEASEEE watch the tour de france femmes im begging