Weird ai ad: "Streaming services have made DVDs obsolete!" Me:

I don't "trauma dump" I , strategically dispose of negative experience aura mid conversation in a respectful and healthy way

In this day and age, legitimately freeing. I may be cringe and bad, but at least I'm not outsourcing my cringe and bad like a fucking loser

When August Met... (Part 1/4) - Gator Days

BREAKING: Today Bernie Sanders is proposing new legislation to raise $4.4 trillion in taxes from America’s billionaires — a move that would virtually cut their massive fortunes in half. A chunk of the money raised would go toward sending a $3K stimulus check to every person earning under $150K.

I mean... yeah...

Sack of monkeys in my pocket 🎶 My sister's ready to go 🎸

What’s your love language? #furry #furrycomic

Man, the YTPs for this are gonna be epic.

Gods bless Louis Rossmann. In one of his videos where he talks about how invasive age verification laws are, one commenter asked something like "what mechanism would you propose that's better than age verification for keeping kids safe online?" Without missing a beat, he said "parents."

Yesterday was 5 years of Kill James Bond and we’d just like to say firstly that we love every single one of our listeners and secondly free Palestine and trans rights, thank you for your attention to this matter, KJB

*looks at the world, has big feelings* I think i need to reread some Pargin.

if fantasy can include things that are impossible, why can one of those impossible things not be a totally functioning society that is not prone to real-world systemic issues? anyone who thinks you can't write conflict or engaging stories in that kind of setting lacks imagination

*hic*

All of the art I make, whether I'm drawing, writing, or whatever, is, at some level, an amalgamation/synthesis of the art I've consumed and the life I've lived. GenAI models are trained on far more art than I'll ever consume, but their output is hollow and dead because they haven't lived a life.

Coffee snake :3

I liked how the camera immediately cut to Canada's coach just clearly and calmly saying "Fuck".

NO, DOG, I AM NOT WALKING YOU UNTIL THIS IS OVER. I KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE IN BORDERS, SHUT UP.

Canada credits gold medal curling win to expert fingering

EMILY HOPKINS WINS GOLD

I KNEW IT 🇨🇿

At the bar, watching Estonia do figure skating, and it somehow perfectly synched up with "Don't You Forget About Me". Fuck yeah, tiny lady. 🇪🇪

I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.

For the next week, you can also get a collection of 15 of my cheesy movie essays as a one-time purchase for $5. No subscription required! Enjoy and be sure and let me know what you think of them! #MST3K www.patreon.com/collection/1...

They invented a prompt machine to replace art but no one can think of a prompt

Half a bottle (ok, fine, 2/3rds) of Blueberry Soju translates to a great night's sleep and four distinct and amazingly vivid dream sequences.

Doing drugs in a dream is pretty sweet.

SOJU IS TASTY

Valentine's Day after 27 years together: "So, day drinking and Stardew Valley?"

I didn't doodle anything this year, so enjoy last year's valentines bulge... I mean card~

it's awesome that you can see her bulge in this poster

Filter is Deftones for white people.

Did you guys know I was a brony in middle school

The Day Before Valentine's Day, 1999. Me and the goth girl I liked got smashed on Southern Comfort in her basement and watched MST3k and horror movies, ostensibly because we were both angry at being single and alone on Valentine's Day. It turns out, that was her way of asking me out in secret.

Fuck me running. Tumbler Ridge.

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Government Desk-Wolbie here.

Mr.Beast just acquired a teen focused financial app in a deal reportedly worth over a billion dollars if you're wondering where his particular brand of evil is headed

I think the biggest thing I need to work on, as a writer, is writing characters who do not have any of me in them. I’m looking at the cast of characters in a game design document I have and I realized it’s like if I made a PluralKit setup for all the different masks I wear in different contexts.