There we go. That there’s a headline.

I think we may convince them to do ROwOmeo and JUwUliet next

never have i felt more personally attacked by a post

Oh good. I hadn't hated my country yet today.

body of work

happy new beer

Thanks you, Science! 2026 will be the year of fancy cheese and tabletop games. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202... www.bbc.com/news/article...

Apocalyptic Positivity. Fuck you, 2026. Come at me. tidal.com/browse/track...

My song for 2023 was an angry song about fighting and solidarity. My song for 2024 was an angry song about love and loss. My song for 2025 was an angry song about creating art. ... how am I going into this one?

Saying goodbye to 2025 like...

Oooh, and this one.

Commenters so confident that I was either gay or a woman that they would ARGUE with me in the comments sections of my stories.

Me: *sees a random Amazon sale and finds out I have a week alone coming up* 48 straight hours of intrusive lewd size-based thoughts later: "Whelp. I guess that part of my brain does still work. Sometimes."

Maybe posting in the daytime will help.

I long for the day when everyone will just be able to live in the body they want, and have it treated as normal by others 😞

When dealing with hyper its just like being big for its own sake, not really to use hyper size for anything. Just having it, enjoying it, living with it.

I didn't get this one even STARTED, and I'm only ten pages into the 'short story' that I thought up concurrently (with a snep's help), and I only have four more days to write ANYTHING for my in-person writing group, so... yeah, my Christmas season went about as well as I expected it to.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and all the other heartfelt sentiments of well-wishery. It's a difficult time of year for many, even when times aren't so trying or tiring. It can be hard to do enough, for enough, and even harder to do enough for yourself.

Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits…

Me: "Finally, it's proper Christmas vacation. I have time to myself, there's none of the usual responsibilities, I can FINALLY write-" Universe: "Oh good, you're not doing anything! We need you to make banana bread, and catch up on the laundry, start taking up the trim in the basement, go buy-"

Murray Crimbus! Art by @rhari.bsky.social and the perhaps obvious inspiration of Plunderbunny, aka Penny Underbust.

"Your prime time is Wednesdays at 6am." Well, thanks a pantsload for that.

a sleepy Pearl in need of brushing

My new CBN sleep drops work great, but Jeezum Crow, even for ME my dreams have been off the chain for the last week.

Kinda get why my dad yelled so much at Christmas.

Show me how your 2025 went

(creaking, growing sounds)

Whelp, I've just outlined my first ever horror-comedy XXX story. Go me, I guess?

You ever get jumpscared by some random person's unexpected raw physical beauty?

trynna smuggle all these crumbs into the theater 47/100 sold, surely she can fit a few (dozen) more in there www.ownaj.com/products/kim... 💕

By jove, I think they've got it!

As a former volunteer firefighter, this fills me with a blinding violent rage.

Sketches, along with a decuple variant with 10 boobs. #paiGraph

If I've learned anything from our annual watch of the movie Elf, it's that there's 17 people in New York.

*amends my Celebrity Hug List to include Markymoo* www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcJW...

Feeling unattractive ):

Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.

EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items. It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too. Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.

Considering how many of my stories deal with transformation, idealization, the realization of an imagined impossible self, it's hard not to notice how close that is to a classic horror trope. And I appreciate Talebot pointing out the limiting scope of that trope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiyF...

I am the Crimmins Witch! Though I am not sure how to make everyone's witshes come true, I bring word play and puns-ishment to those who welcome the Santanigans! 🎅