Just a little reminder I have an expensive weekend coming up and I also make fun stuff 😏

I’m what you get when you mix all the colors of a Rolling Rock case together

Looking seductively at the microphone because I’m headed to Twitch to watch this Summer Games Fest business in about 20 minutes

This is my favorite hair color iteration of this whole dumb journey I’ve been on 😂

When the fuck did Von Dutch come back?

Happy pride weekend? 😑 (Chicago’s is at the end of the month, but I’m busy then so I’m doing other stuff this weekend)

Apparently I have a LoyalFans? That’s news to me! 😂 How many years ago did I make that? Should I start using it??

I need a burger 🍔

Would I do better on socials if I stopped posting weird and personal shit and just leaned way into sexy “bimbo” stuff? Sure, maybe, but also that sounds so… disingenuous and tiring The Zeni experience is bullshit nonsense with a side order of occasional sexiness

107,000 followers on Threads, 10 likes on my post about Dionne. Am I surprised or upset that it got a small reaction? No. Not at all. I just find it crazy that it’s THAT low. Like, it’s entirely possible that even those 10 likes were misclicks. Impressive 😂

I have two stages of grief. Eats nothing and eats everything. For dinner I’ve transitioned into eats everything (The picture doesn’t do it justice. Also it omits the whole tomato that I put on it)

How did you get that hair color? Well first I bleached it. Poorly. Then I did a bad job of dying it green. Then I did a bad job of dying it blue. Then I did a bad job of dying it green That said, this was always kind of the plan and I think I’ll do it again someday but with pink and orange

When you’re full of nothing but anger and sadness and you just want to take it out on something, I suppose forcing yourself to exercise/sweat too much is one of the healthier options for self harm Though all I did when I got home was breakdown at the table on the patio and then fall asleep anyway

She didn’t even live here and still this house feels so empty

Now for a little R&R. A bunch of fried shit dipped in ranch and ranch

Accurate

I guess we’re doing an Irish wake Not my idea, but I’m also not going to say no to my friend. She was Dionne’s mom too And yes. Me taking pictures of myself and posting on here right now is weird. But social media is very distracting from real life and I can use its evils for good today

Football season is over GoFundMe or something might happen for helping pay for cremation and urn. I have websites. I have a ko-fi page where donations are appreciated I don't feel like using more words right now. I’m tired of having “hardest day of my life”s

Milfhouse Van Hootin

Happy 2nd birthday, Squidge! Homemade cupcakes AND frosting by @comradewolfe.bsky.social, of course 🥰

It’s Squidge’s birthday today and I asked him what he wants to do and he said he wanted to watch the Sony State of Play on Twitch with me. Weird answer, but who am I to say no? I’ll be live in a few minutes!

@comradewolfe.bsky.social does depression a little differently…

Gonna start streaming regularly on Twitch and Joystick again. Twitch Tuesdays and Joystick (thirsty) Thursdays 😛 BUT this week I wanna stream as much of Summer Games Fest as I can. Cant do it all, but I’ll try to catch the big ones live Anyway, follow me in the places! Links!

Just call me big red 😂

Me and the dreaded goop machine. BUT, now I’m one step closer to figuring this all out and getting back to business 🎈 🎈

I was trying to show how you can’t see any of the pins on my jacket and accidentally ended up showing off that I kinda have a nice ass…. But it could be much, much bigger 😈 (Also, I used to be able to kinda button this thing. Not so much these days)

They have a student in here for this ultrasound They’ll certainly have a story to tell forever…

Chicago news is on in this waiting room and is talking about how all our energy costs are going up. They cited electric cars as one of the reasons. (It’s not). This 60-70 year old person next to me under their breath was muttering about how they’ll keep using gas until they can buy a hover car

Longboi is providing emotional support by coming with me to my ultrasound appointment today

Sometimes it’s ourselves that make the best place to rest things…

@comradewolfe.bsky.social bought me a buffalo chicken pizza and Mina the Hollower on PlayStation because she’s the best person in the world and I love her 😍 🥰

This super tight bra got my boobs looking like baseketballs

Of course I got the inflation-based mascara 😏 Also, big fan of the cosmetic world’s fascination with such things…

Training

New backyard friend! We have named him Timothy

I was just at a Lego store, but let me go to Meijer and also look at Lego Also, I don’t even want to buy any Lego today 😂

Went to the mall for the first time in forever. I was actually surprised and happy to see that it was busy as hell. It actually makes me excited to see people out doing old timey shit like… shopping and hanging out in a physical location (I had to park very far away. Even perv Lincoln was shocked)

We gotta figure out more things to do for pride events. PLEASE.

Which shy guy? Cheap, original, but crumpled package or expensive, new, and weird? Also… alf

Here I was thinking I could read a bunch of my book in this waiting room today but instead I’ve been on social media the whole time yelling about holidays 😑

I understand that this shirt is talking shit about people that “celebrate” the 4th of July, but I want it unironically I love July 4th. I like summer. I like parties. I like burgers and hot dogs and beer and hanging out with my friends while doing outdoor shit and yes, 😱, watching fireworks

Why am I getting work emails on Saturday at noon? 😑 I mean, I know I don’t have to get notifications on my phone for any of this stuff but also… come on. Just let my plate remain as full/empty as it was when I left on Friday. Don’t plop more shit on there over the weekend 😠

Up “early” to go tear shit up in the waiting room while I get my oil changed and tires rotated Gettin’ wild over here 😎

I put blue over the green and now I’m going to go back and put green over the blue. Slowly making every missed spot and lighter area a different color 😂

Damn right I am

My ex/the person that is responsible for taking care of my dog Dionne 99.99% of the time thinks that it’s getting to be that time I guess she’s really slowed down over the last month or so and she sent me a video of her taking her on a walk and I could see it before she even brought it up to me

A sign told me so it’s legally binding

Done beefin’ Now we gotta drink all this in 30 minutes so we can catch the last train outta here 🚂

Beefin’

Finally making use of this fishnet cardigan thing