Working on these Simpsons Fortnite weeklys over on Joystick.tv

Wanna play with my toys?

Me walking out of my office forgetting that the roofers made a mess out there

We’re getting a new roof and the children are scared so they’re sharing headphones while playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator…

Are these enough to distract you from my dirty mirror?

I keep trying to take cute pics today and then I’m reminded that some days you just gotta… stop trying lol. No sleep and bad makeup certainly isn’t getting any better looking on me as the day goes on

Cozy “going to an appointment” fit

I was going to go stream The Outer Worlds but couch is comfy and bewbs is heavy

Dark Winds is so good But now I’m like totally out of things to watch. Finished this, finished Toriko… Maybe it’s time to finally force @comradewolfe.bsky.social to watch Twin Peaks

Oh no. Is it too soon to be dressed as a candy cane?

Either my fake fever broke last night or I sleepwalked my way into the shower and went back to bed without drying off 😂

Squidge keeping me company while I recuperate on the couch and we finally finish the last episodes of Toriko

Sitting here feeling all floaty and shivery “ok let’s see what’s up with this fever” *98.2 What the fuckin’ fuck 😂 What happens these days if I ACTUALLY have a fever? I’m going to be on another planet

In a way it’s kind of fun to just sit here and feel myself getting worse and worse in realtime 😂

Burger King currently has a deal where you can get 4 whoppers or original chicken sandwiches, 4 fries or onion rings, and 8 nuggets for $30 I don’t feel good so guess what? I’m getting this 😤

Oh. There it is 🤒 😂

My arm hurts

Puppy gets a treat for getting her shots today

Flu shot AND Covid shot today or Covid today and flu next weekend?

Adderall has me feeling SO tranqed out. Like… w.t. FUCK “Be careful! Make sure you’re sleeping ok and remembering to eat!” Not a goddam problem, doc. Not a goddam problem 😑

Rearranged the Wolfe den and RGBed the house 😂

Now with XL cans…

Some shit is about to go down. I walked into my office and Preston was rallying the troops

0 for 2 on finding a body contouring surgeon that will mess with insurance 😑

Alright one more costume change for the night (pajamas) and one more selfie because I don’t really do my makeup during the week anymore and I want to get as much mileage out of it as possible, lol

Zeni in denim: The Zenim era Literally have not owned a pair of blue jeans since 2021. This feels weird. It looks wrong 😂

I’m home alone. Quick! Let’s do a Joystick stream of the Outer Worlds 2!

Dude, what? No. 😔

Well this star definitely powered something(s) up 😏

Longboi got his first set of wheels

Ever since I started adderall I haven’t noticed any increased focus, but at least I’m tired all the time now and my appetite seems (unfortunately) unaffected 😑

Come on, man. You know I have to OPEN this door to bring these in, right? 😑

Well, time for me to get yet another VR headset Also I’m going to have to try that new Steam controller. I still have the first one they put out in all of its awkward, janky, unusable, gloriousness

Fell asleep watching the Simpsons for the first time in a while last night. I hit shuffle on my playlist and of course this is the episode that played first..

Someone is cooking steamed hams in the bog

Didn’t we just do this like a year ago?

Today I also realized that my gauges are bigger than I thought…

And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.

World’s bustiest cat burglar

I thought black was supposed to be slimming, but these tits are looking fat as ever…

This is my “Finally, after 40 years, I submitted everything to get a passport” face

Stolen from Bortposting

Hey look. A picture of me in high school photography class with a… sock puppet.. or something?

New old timey magazine day!

Me trying to do anything with these long-ass fake nails on

Because Longboi likes to play Placid Plastic Duck Simulator while I’m working, I decided to surprise him with duck sheets for our bed. He very much approves

Way to go. What a great progressive country we live in. Now fingers crossed that they also reject the “its mandatory to kill puppies in front of orphans” bill put forth by Senator Big Ballz MciCanHazCheezburger

We moved into a timeline where the world forgot about the existence of au gratin potatoes

@jmeatball.bsky.social Are we doing this right? This is a perfectly authentic experience, right?

We may not be getting a fun snowstorm in the suburbs but these trees sure look cool as hell right now