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Quote-popeing this one

“Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.” ~ Pope Leo

To quote Han Solo: "I dunno kid, I can imagine quite a lot..."

🚨BREAKING🚨: Trump deploys military to blockade the Vatican

Why does the image of the article remind me of that moon/earth nipple photo? This is like Trolloc Nipples all over again Alt: OP links to a guardian article about food intolerance. Image shows what appear to be a finger tip with a red dot a bit like a smartie/m&m in the middle

Great news from the wonderful Pat Cadigan: “In case you couldn’t hear me partying here in London, I beat terminal cancer. I kicked its ass down the stairs, took its lunch money, and threw rocks at it as it ran away crying. I don’t have cancer any more.”

For a long time I've wondered how many more people would vote Green if they were confident that their vote would count. Now we're seeing that confidence.

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This is where our collective experience as a species and the hours accumulated playing minesweeper finally pay off

Hunter Biden & his Laptop vs Don Jr & Eric in a doubles matchup on the Whitehouse lawn.

I just had a work call with a new starter where we spent fully 50% of the call geeking out about how awesome #TheWheelOfTime season 3 was and how devastating the cancellation was. It warmed my soul 😍

I said at the end of 2020 that America's best bet was to just make Donald Trump their King but like the UK king. No real power, just the title and wealth. It would have been a much simpler solution.

Meanwhile innocent people are dying for a pointless illegal war to distract from his other crimes

I like Last one Laughing but I have a natural instinct that tells me to boycott it because it kept #TheWheelOfTime off the #1 spot for so many weeks

Mission Accomplished

Trump in the war room

The problem isn't the Caffeine and Nicotine, it's the Crack and Ket

AI has ruined all funny videos on the Interweb thingy

Luckily due to the genius negotiation tactics of Herr Trump we have averted WW3. And all it took was caving in to all Irans demands and returning things to roughly where they were before he started bombing them and cementing the Iranian guards position. For the next 2 weeks at least.

Feel sorry for all those Americans who would genuinely want to celebrate 250 years, but who will feel they can't because the Orange turd has made everything about him so they feel they have to boycott.

When I need cheering up in future I will go back to this post where these heroes delivered the broadcast moment of the decade. Deliciously awkward, perfect delivery of the disrespect the office currently deserves

QUICK! Everybody hide...

Did we check that between Artemis and the ISS there's enough variety there to repopulate the earth?

Next up... Silicon voting

Starting a company where I poll a hundred magic 8-balls 🎱

Amaze amaze amaze!

Is America's best bet at this point a Military coup?

god dammit donut kinda surprised they're going with a live action show here given that one of the main characters is a talking cat and there are a million weird aliens but hopefully it goes well, good for dinniman

The tmesis they are a-fucking-changing.

Should have gone with Storm Daniels

Today Trump has been triggered by the song "BORN IN THE USA!" for some unknowable reason

Maaaaaaybe but LLMs hallucinate tons of shit and if you don't have domain knowledge (which is one big reason a writer might research) then you might not know what your LLM is making up. I tend to stick to primary sources whenever possible; I have a couple of decades of experience with Googling.

Space? Completed it mate

New account to block [email protected]

Those who can't, use AI

The Strait Jacket of Trump is full of accidents from Diper Donny

Or... Mat and Aludra. It's always Mat, although he feels like a cheat code the AI would surely counter his luck somehow.

Changed my mind. Mat and Elayne

Who would have been the best Dungeon Crawlers from #TheWheelOfTime and why is it Mat and Min?

This is how we avoid ending up like the last remaining humans in Wall-E

My time is now

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

The problem with the people who think bombs are cool is that they want to use bombs. The bigger problem is putting those same people in charge of ALL the bombs

If it's not built out of Marble you're getting fired

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Fist my Bump

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