I wasn't a million miles away

If you're okay with any of this fucking unfollow me now

Also probably Noem to give a statement about the shooter nearly bleeding out and needing emergency care after the observer dropped the shoulder on him

Dems: we must give them more training and body cams Fuck ICE

Just remembered that I'm one of the few who have actually seen the s1 Mat sex scene! #WheelOfTime

That was Doctor Eggman and he's talking about Metal Sonic

Idea for an International Board of Peace Anyone can join, but you must pay me 1 billion dollars which I will control Then once you join, you go and get 6 new members, and they have to pay you 1 billion each to join Then they go and get 6 new members, each paying 1 billion each to join

There's a lot to like about Zack Polanski

The comments are killing me "Surprised they didn't call him She-man" WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? WHY? THEY'VE LITERALLY GOT SHE-RA RIGHT THERE!!! AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!! FFS I'm losing my mind with these people. They are relentlessly brain dead. Give me strength 😭

Acute way to go

He Man having his pronouns on display in the office made me laugh

Billion dollars to get on the lifeboats

Just avoid ICE.

I have an ageing leaky dog who is a bit sickly. So now on a monthly basis I am using my carpet cleaner to shampoo and vacuum my carpets. It's actually a pretty satisfying way to spend a morning.

I just called my Congresswoman and told the nice lady at the DC office that I will never vote for her again if she votes for a budget that gives more money to ICE, CPB, and DHS to kidnap, torture, and murder people in Minnesota and across the country. It took two minutes tops.

So I think Stranger things Finale has essentially finished but I just checked and there's like a whole episode left on the timing. Does anything else happen in the next 45 minutes?

Me being Nostradamus

Trump's obsession with Scandinavia all started with Abba-Baijan It explains everything. Gimme gimme gimme Greenland The winner takes it all Super Trouper He's looking for his own Waterloo And of course it all started with his favourite lyric "Young and sweet, only seventeen"

Trump stood on stage and said "without us, you'd all be speaking German" in Switzerland. Where German is the main language. This is the least consequential thing he said, but he is such an embarrassment to the US

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

The thing is, now he said Iceland by mistake, the machinery behind the administration will be mobilised to make sure that Iceland is also on the list of targets because dear leader cannot be wrong

Greenland is starting to feel like a gateway drug

I thought Trump ended World War 1?

And Tellytubby Land

This is what we were all hoping for when he said he was going to a beautiful place in Switzerland

Against my better judgement I'm listening to the live speech by Trump at Davos. I am listening to an unhinged man, and I don't understand why they haven't all stood up and left the room

Keep thinking how we'll never get to see Loial the White now #WheelOfTime

the term "control freak" is a hurtful slur for people like me who just love to step up and take control so someone stupid or weird doesn't wind up with it

Okay now I know who Bovino looks like #Fringe

The only thing right about AI is that it's artificial

God dammit I'm jealous of the fun you Gen Z'ers are going to have killing of the hopes and dreams of many a billionaire entrepreneur or investor

I always have to stop my typo when I type Facebook into the browser as Faecebook but the more I think about it, I can see why my mind goes there

He sure talks a lot about a thing he doesn't talk about

Me playing monopoly

I'm sorry to say this to the Lara Croft community, but the image of Sophie Turner dressed as Lara Croft looks like Sophie Turner dressed as Lara Croft. I'm not sure what you were expecting to see after they cast Sophie Turner as Lara Croft?

I know I've been saying this for about a year now, but I honestly don't know how America comes back from this if he remains in power. How hasn't he been removed like a million times over so far?

Tried that, now stuck on the Blue Screen of Death

I think we've found who actually needs to be in an Asylum

We will be spending the rest of the weekend working out how to consciously decouple ourselves from American companies and service providers.

The next Democratic Party president is going to be consumed over their term by just giving back all the shit Trump has taken from around the world. He's like the British Museum but somehow worse

Jenrick joins forces with Farage, instantly zapping the perineum out of existence.

Stranger Things s5 is a lot of fun so far 3 episodes in!

Most terrifying scene in #StrangerThings so far is s5e1 when Steve and Jonathan climb that tower 😱

"I think they've largely been brainwashed" says the woman who took her entire hair and makeup regime from the brochure of Trump approved looks

El totally out-Rand-al-Thor'd that red-headed girl Death cannot be healed? #StrangerThingsRewatch S4e9

ETTD

He's with the evil HR cat now, chained up as Vice-President to the PHB who is President of Hell with Alice as press secretary. Won't be missed.

How are those $2k Tariff Checks coming along?

Time for the next Government to ban guns in the USA. The NRA have had their chance to rise up, they failed.