My idea for the Doctor Who Christmas special is that the Doctor has bigenerated into whoever the next Doctor actually is and Iris Wildtime, played by Billie Piper. The episode follows Iris on a Christmas Eve bender while the new Doctor is fighting for their life in the background.

Jesus: okay so I'll need some wine for the last supper Apostle: is Chardonnay okay I think we only have white wine? Jesus: really going to need a red wine for the symbolism Apostle: couldn't you just make some yourself?

The movie cars exists in the cars universe except they're people but they don't know how limbs work because the cars all have wheels so they just spin their limbs really fast instead to move and Owen Wilson Person Car works in an office

Psst... if you're looking at my page because I got shared by Onion man gofund.me/32f3d21f9 I promise I will dedicate this pussy to fighting the globalists

who ever said jazz is about the notes you dont play amyway. thats not true. have you ever listened to jazz theres so many notes

Pink Kryptonite

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Trans people are so often excluded from decisions made about them. I am concerned the puberty blockers trial has been paused not for clinical reasons, nor because govt listened to trans people's constructive concerns about how it will be run, but as a political decision...

Puberty blockers should be available to young people who want them, but given the medical gatekeeping and long wait times I'd guess most trans young people on puberty blockers should actually be on hormones

You could make Blazing Saddles today, but unfortunately it would be made by the Scary Movie guys

So many kids at secondary get AI to do their homework for them anyway. Schools and teachers need to consider what the point of homework is and if their current homework policy achieves that.

Muppets Samurai Cop Kermit - "I feel like I got a big hand up my ass, and it hurts. I gotta find a way to get it out"

With allies like these, who needs enemies?

Ok, vote Green. Because Collinge is intelligent, and one of the good ones. If *she's* spouting this bollocks there's no hope for Labour.

I think we should do spay neuter release for the monarchy like we do for feral cats

The fascists target sex workers.

English teacher getting sigmoid colon vaginoplasty so that she can have a semicolon, is this anything?

Dr Nefarious most bottom coded video game villain. Trying to steal the dimensions because he didn't have enough holes.

"Why would you even want to forcefem James? He's minging" "Awk but she'd look so cute in her Easter frock" "Um, I can hear you" "Shut up James, you're not becoming a girl" "I don't even want to be a girl" #derrygirls

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People think getting a Jesus will make things better, but they forget that he will also spawn in Evil Jesus and it's actually a net neutral except to get rid of Evil Jesus you also have to kill Jesus and you will never wash the innocent blood off your hands.

It's kind of cool that a prominent trans person is an alumna of my university but please can they use a more up to date picture of her

Of course dwarf women have beards. They don't want you to know they're gay.

if you don't love pigeons we can't be friends.

It would be cool to do a Gladiators type show, but with Kamen Riders Each time you don't find out who you're competing against until you've qualified, then there's a big light show and you get to watch the transformation on a big screen before they walk out to face you

Bruce Wayne decides to fund trans healthcare in Gotham, and when asked why he says, "I know what it's like to have to wear a mask" and everyone's like, "Mr Wayne, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Are you trying to tell us something? Should we still be calling you Mr Wayne?"

butlerian jihad now!!

Call me a Muppet the way I'm Kermited to the bit

Btw, I've decided to start getting serious about getting bottom surgery. Don't feel obligated to give anything, but anything you do give will be greatly appreciated gofund.me/bfb0b1034

We need to forcefem Tina Allison

Is The Santa Clause a trans allegory? Tim Allen faces changes to his body which he cannot control, forcing him into a role which he does not want. Estrogen would fix her

Doctor Who series 8 episode 13

I just got a text from my GP asking for my GIC referral letter, so that they could possibly expedite my waiting time. I know the NHS are meant to be shit, but getting seen is still pretty exciting!

WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin! WOLF: what PIG: i said go away!! WOLF: no say what you said before PIG: seriously fuck off

Watching the new version of the Sea Devils

transgender women have been banned from joining in on the reindeer games

I feel like my food got significantly better when I started adding finely chopped sun-dried tomatoes to anything tomato based

I'm trans because at MC Donald's I wanted the Kim possible toy but they gave me Starscream instead transformers fucking sucks I wanted the kimmunicator

I went to get a pizza and the guy asked if I wanted it sliced or not, and I said "passing the savings onto me?" And it very clearly meant nothing to him but apparently it's just so I could reheat it in the oven when I get home

Woman ten years older than me, lighting up her sonic screwdriver at a convention: I first watched Doctor Who before the 2005 revival Me: c can yuo put that out on me?

It does seem like AI companies are trying to copy the business model of Amazon, Uber and a whole range of other companies: undercut the competition until they go out of business then jack up the prices. Except the competition they're trying to undercut is fucking Wikipedia.

I know lots of trans people have legitimate grievances with Gender GP, but nobody breathe a word to the BBC to put in their hit piece