Best joke from last night.

JAPAN TELLS TRUMP ‘NO’ 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵

Standing up is risky. Staying silent is a death sentence for the next generation.

The entire world is at the whim of this guy, millions of lives and the global economy is at stake, and WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT about who he's rooting for in a goddamn Fox News slap fight. 10 billion people on the planet don't know or care who Levin is. HOLY FUCK America, your president is pathetic.

Right on Sean Penn 👊🏽 www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/m...

Whew. A lot to unpack but let me try. In this authoritarian word salad, Trump is basically saying the media is helping Iran by spreading fake stories about U.S. losses. He claims reports of damaged ships and planes are exaggerated or made up. Then pushes the FCC to strip them of their licenses.

TRANSLATION: TRUMP OWNS THIS SHIT.

So they’re claiming the only way to win is by suppressing voters.

‘Mr. Nobody Against Putin’ Director: “This is about how you lose your country — through small acts of complicity: when a government murders people on the streets, when oligarchs take over the media… we all face a moral choice. But even a nobody is more powerful than you think."

If there was a plan guiding the administration's decision to attack Iran, we need to see it. If there wasn't and the global economy was jeopardized because Trump felt like it, he needs to be impeached. Congress needs to subpoena relevant information and testimony now.

Yes, *everyone* would relish sailing through the radioactive fallout of nuclear bombs! Problem solved! Newt Gingrich is such a useless troll.

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Trump: "It's pretty criminal because our media companies who have no credibility whatsoever are putting out information that they know is false, and it's a very dangerous thing for the country. I think they could be in serious jeopardy."

JFC! The right already stripped abortion rights from millions of women. Contraception is next. Project 2025 made the agenda clear. This was never about saving babies. It’s about control, pushing women back into submission and forcing more births. 1/2

Q: Do you have a comment on the six service members who passed? TRUMP: *ignoring question* Go ahead. Who else?

AMERICA, YOU NEED A REGIME CHANGE! You have a Dumb President that is determined to destroy not just America but everyone else. He’s calling for help from an organisation that he threatened to destroy. He’s also calling for help from allies that he has abused mercilessly for months. He is Insane!

It you watch one thing from the Oscars, let it be this…

Every time he gets a question he doesn’t want to answer it’s the same playbook: “Who are you with? Fake news, I’m not answering.” Who they are with is irrelevant - his PAC sent out a fundraiser using a photo of a coffin to raise money. I don’t care who the reporter is.

Trump is crashing out and attacking his own base, telling them that if they don’t like Fox host Mark Levin—one of the biggest proponents of Trump’s war—they’re not MAGA.

Who’s Winning from Trump’s War on Iran? Follow the Money. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/sunday-thought-follow-the-war-money

“They’re ignoring *rump, and making their own side deal! Of course, France and Italy are reportedly negotiating with Iran to let their tankers through the Strait of Hormuz…”

Trump has made the United States a pariah state

"No to war... and free Palestine" Javier Bardem

Trump wants media outlets charged with treason. This is how dictators talk.

The dude is circling the drain. He’s now calling on people in media to be imprisoned for treason if they don’t report on the war to his liking.

Donald Trump is a bully. Now he can add piracy to his criminal record. The oil tankers he stole from Venezuela are costing taxpayers millions a day!

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT... You're not being paid because of him and GOP. They want YOU to make things easier for themselves. Dems want to stop ICE from murdering innocent people and violating humanitarian rights.

The war with Iran is insanity in its own right. But it is gross incompetence Trump went to war with Iran with no plan to keep open the Strait of Hormuz. Now Iran is laying mines, global oil shipping is paralyzed, gas prices are skyrocketing and food prices are close behind.

This is rich coming from the guy who spends years insulting allies and threatening trade wars is now asking other countries, including China, to help secure the Strait of Hormuz. “America First” or America needs help?

Sean Duffy: "If you're with some little kids, or any kids for three or four hours, it's horrible."

Saying the quiet part out loud as the Authoritarian attempts to control the truth. #25thAmendmentNOW

Kash Patel still hasn't found Nancy Guthrie, but do go on about his ability to find sleeper cells from Iran, MAGA. 🙄

Stupid Decisions That Caused That Strait of Hormuz Problem: 1. Trump impulsively attacked Iran; 2. Trump foolishly insulted the allies he now needs; and 3. The U.S. Navy recently decommissioned an entire class of minesweepers, without any effective ready replacements. Not smart people.

This Canadian premier just accused Donald Trump of starting the Iran war to cover up the Epstein Files Do not stop talking about the Epstein files.

Donald lies about everything—even the Oscars. Michael Jackson's This Is It earned over $267 million. Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11 made over $200 million. In contrast, the flop Melania grossed only $15.4 million, failing to recoup its $75 million in costs.

The Pentagon was already one of the biggest culprits of waste, fraud, and abuse. Now we find out Pete Hegseth has been spending our money on steak and lobster?

100% of their military capability is destroyed! ..they’re still gonna launch missiles and drones Oh, and we’re still going to target ships Make it make sense 🤦‍♂️

Our government is responsible for torture. We must hold all those accountable who are responsible for crimes against humanity. When responsible senators tell you not to follow illegal orders, you should fking listen! We must punish this, because if we don't, it will happen again & keep happening.

Trump is such a fucking embarrassment!

Minimal qualifications, and they didn’t reduce the deficit like they were tasked to. But they equate diversity with mediocrity. 🤷🏽‍♂️

The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled. A truly extraordinary moment. We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. Act like it.

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I don’t think families should have to take on a $31,000 deductible in order to find a health care plan they can afford. We can do better than this.

FOX NEWS: If this disruption lasts for months, can the US economy absorb the shock without a recession? HASSETT: First of all, it's not going to last for months. And if it did last for a long time, it wouldn't really do a lot of harm to the US economy.

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why is Trump econ adviser Kevin Hassett on TV talking about the war against Iran? (this is a rhetorical question -- the answer is that nobody in the Trump administration has real job duties)