Finished my latest project just in time for Midsommar… skål!

A story in 2 parts…

It’s HER night 🥰🥰🥰

Betches put me on the grid???? 💅🏻😍

Succumbing to my seasonal depression, as a bit

@ethanembry.bsky.social congrats! So excited for you

Never settle, ladies

Oh my GOD???

This is poor framing. Those buyouts are not an “effort to shrink government,” they are meant to create openings to install Project 2025 loyalists… all of this was clearly explained within the text of Project 2025

Couldn’t stop thinking about it, so I stitched it

Hold on, I was cooking

Stitched a little something for my public defender boyfriend

Vaxxed?

Me explaining every nuance of Robert Eggers’s entire filmography to my bf on our way to see Nosferatu

Me after 2 margaritas

"Stop asking why schools don't have bulletproof glass and metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools have to. That's the question that needs to be asked,” Madison Police Chief Shon Barnes

I’m so lucky to have friends who understand me so well 🥰

Everyone posting lore about going to school with Luigi Mangione today…

Tapping the sign…

I just know Ryan Murphy is salivating right now

Finally we’ve found a cure for The Male Loneliness Epidemic 🙏🤲🙌

So cool that a bunch of Coloradans voted in favor of Prop 130… I wish critical thinking skills were real

My favorite part of "The Madness" (on Netflix) is that Antifa is armed to the teeth. 😁

Friendly reminder that most “liberal” politicians are just three republicans in a blue trench coat 😘

Me and the boy I pulled by posting like an idiot on Twitter dot com

I can’t keep doing this, man (eating mashed potatoes for every meal)

Tried snapping a pic of my kiddo in front of the Wicked poster, but the screen changed too quickly… so now it just looks like she was psyched out of her mind to see Gladiator II

Now watching Smile 2… and I expect some answers

im working on a tarot expansion pack with some new characters (the thot, the weird guy, etc) and even a whole new ‘computer’ suit (knight of computers)

Trying to catch all my old friends on here like Pokémon

Yikes

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD

I’m bored, when do they kiss?

Don’t really know anything about boxing, but rooting for Barrios rn because I think his outfit is cuter 🥰

I’ve been too chalant lately

Turning must feel good asf for the tides.

Me after taking all of the unsold infowars supplements

zelda is my fav video game guy. he's got that cool sword and that little whistle. pretty nice hat as well

Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health is like putting a known national security threat in charge of the country.

Yassss, Gov! Give us nothing!

lol, lmao even

So P’s school does free lunches for all, we love it. But 2 weeks ago, she was outraged to learn that the kids who bring cold lunch can’t have a milk unless they pay for it, so… she launched a protest. Her protest not only worked, but they even threw in free salad bar access. My little activist 😍

Wow, Paw Patrol’s production quality has really tanked

Well, yikes

TRUE LIFE: Bro, I’m Straight Up Not Having A Good Time.

My boyfriend got kicked off the cyber truck waiting list for having sex.

Oh is this a thing? Sorry to report that I was also a theatre kid 😬 if we are friends you are just kind of stuck with a hilarious and wildly supportive sidekick who also sometimes (always) sing-talks

i do not welcome some of you just to be clear

Was thinking how scary it would be if every post took away a minute of your life and then I realized yeah like that's exactly how it works