So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

when the gawky quiet girl pushes up her glasses and says "According to my calculations..." you SIT and you fucking LISTEN and you fucking LEARN

I think the internet kicks ass when you don't have people in your ear telling you how much it sucks

the idea of flirting with a cute robot boy so hard that he blue screens is keeping me awake rn

it's been a few episodes since i've seen him and i'm having withdrawal symptoms

why do i do this to myself

@juni.pet is visiting and brought old xboxes for me to cannibalize to fix my own; now she's playing steel batallion

I can’t believe the Minecraft movie actually had yaoi

i just want more games where i can be in the cockpit of a big, stompy robot (bonus points if you can get out of it and get a real sense of scale). is that so much to ask? i keep looking, and there's just no good answers.

the boys

When I worked in a comic shop there was this one person who always added an unfunny follow-up to someone's joke that got a laugh. We called it the Joke Hammer and would call it out w/a hammering motion. Anyway, I'm not posting this bc so many people do it online. Oh, no, not at all. Not at all.

MERRY CHRISTMAS! IT'S COLD OUT HERE! 🎄 📸: The ever-watching @nerdblase.bsky.social

Doelae

video games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whenever i see a um jammer lammy fanart it goes "girl scott pilgrim?" see the ears and horns "oh its jammy lammy!"

had to convince myself out of buying a second hitachi by instead looking at coffee bean grinders. spiritually these are the same product.

drew this on the inside of a packing box for the woman two weeks in the future