I want to add that we're also self-aware regarding how bizarre it is-- but honestly that just makes it even more fun to share our favorite bands.

Ah yes. Me. My wife. And her 500 dollar five foot tall gardevoir

straight slorpin her meat so hard i ascend my consciousness to the next level and see the world as it could be and write a new foundational work of psychology describing the human condition

i finally got real enthusiastic inspiration for the first time in months and I've been working through a story that's been a joy to write so far. unfortunately it's a monday now and that means that i have to spend 8 hours contributing to capitalism instead of writing about my lesbians. woe upon me.

i'm naturally distrustful of people's anime recommendations but i'm telling you @waterplant.bsky.social serves peak and i'm sorry for ever doubting her

hahahahahahahahaahagaghhaha wow we're so fucked

this is gonna be bizarre to hear if you know who my bestie is but i really don't see the appeal of horny mods in video games or any mods that notably change the character design idk i feel like it interferes with artistic intent

"oh no we can't make this about dehumanizing and vilifying trans people anymore oh nooooooooooo what if we write a humanizing story about the good little boy who turned bad because of the internet instead?"

disclaimer that we're very sex-positive people reaching out to @waterplant.bsky.social's oomfs to find out what constitutes sexy armpits because we don't understand and we're genuinely just curious

thinking about designing a roulette wheel built into the front door of homes, so that when the mob comes to my door they'll be more understanding of why i don't have their money when i show them the thrill of one more spin

fiiiine i started silksong

Women 😌

Spent the last 30 minutes in bed explaining to my wife the plot and analyzing the socio-political themes of Evbo's monumental work "Minecraft PVP Civilization" from a socialist perspective. I think it does a great job of showcasing the rise of fascism and how it feeds off the politically apathetic.

The fact that Avery Brooks didn't receive a single award, let alone a nomination, for his performance in Far Beyond The Stars is criminal and an indictment of awards ceremonies as a whole.

hey what do you think hulk hogan's flashpoint and burn temperature is?

i realized today that i should feel bad for my hypothetical murderer. not because of their guilt or whatever, but because my polycule includes Spreadsheet/Statistics Wife as well as Physical Fitness Girlfriend and i'm not sure the kind of horrors they'd get up to when united against a common foe

wanna get fucked up while fucked up but i can't currently get fucked up, fucked up or fucked. fuck.

at work and bestie keeps messaging me asking for the location of my demon blade and how to acquire it. like girl i don't have time to talk about the Sword Which Cuts Free Life From the Soul, i have to make like 20 calls rn

I'm locked in girlfriend longing jail

i've heard my wife's alarm go off in the bedroom like 15 times at this point and i wish that was an exaggeration but she just keeps hitting snooze like my love why did you even set an alarm??

I fuckin hate fireworks, dawg.

my discord status has been "ice delenda est" for months and every time i think about changing it to something funny to lift spirits, i'm reminded why i set it in the first place. bestie's girlfriend spits facts

having been medicated for anxiety for the first time ever yesterday, i now feel *extremely* aware of how tight and tense my muscles constantly are. i just kinda' figured that's how everyone lives. isn't it? doesn't everyone naturally grit their teeth?

longing update: i'm getting into lesbian poetry at my gf's suggestion it's making it better but i can't say it's helping

straight slangin it

BRO WHAT

bizarre behavior to think that tearing families apart is okay as long as you do it with your gun holstered instead of drawn ICE delenda est

i am starting to understand why some people just post lewd images of anime women all day

patriarchy recognizes the skill required to deepthroat but only allows men to engage in competitive dick sucking via hot dog eating contests

my wife woke me up from my nap and wants to play a game or two before she has to go to work. thing is, i don't want to play a game right now. i want to watch mobile suit gundam. i need to know if the evil gay spaceman comes back in the next episode.

it's been a few episodes since i've seen him and i'm having withdrawal symptoms

"No! What if they see you??" BROTHER YOU ARE IN A MECH THE SIZE OF A BUILDING HIDING BEHIND A BOULDER WHAT DO YOU MEAN

i'm watching more mobile suit gundam. don't call me a gundam fan i'm not a gundam fan i'm just watching it so that i can be involved in the conversations between my gf, brother and bestie. it's really not on my mind that much. i don't think about him all the time. it's all i can think about help me

thinking about that stupid "red comet" rat and the woman who subjected him to me there's no escaping him. i talk to bestie and she talks about char aznable. i talk to my girlfriend and she talks about char aznable. i talk to my brother and he talks about char aznable. GET OUT OF MY HEAD

@waterplant.bsky.social you made me fucking watch gundam i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you it's a really good show if you're seeing this post you should watch mobile suit gundam

"ai makes art accessible" is an argument i hate to my fucking bones. Art is EASILY accessible, I'd argue it's the cheapest most accessible hobby because all you need is a pen and paper. "yeah but not everyone has skills" no everyone has the skill, you just need to put in the work 1/7 🧵

any search engine these days: "hi there hello so here are 10 results that are actually ads in disguise, 15 results that are ai slop, 23 results that don't have ANYTHING to do with what you searched for, and maybe 1 result that is kinda what you want but its quora"

looking at old pictures of myself with my girlfriend her: wow you look so different! like a different person! hrt is magic! me: i literally see that face every time i look in the mirror what do you mean

the techbro solution to world hunger would be to make all food liquid to avoid waste from crumb spillage

bestie and i aren't speaking right now i said i didn't like her high pitched screaming vocal stim

wife and i aren't speaking right now she said she didn't like my high pitched screaming vocal stim

go listen to "some things change, others stay the same" by Housecat the whole album is good like do it rn like rn rn like rn

not permitted to stay awake, not permitted to sleep minds are bizarre things

felt the sun on my skin, heard music on the street, pet my dog, hugged my brother, ate good food, joked with my dad and cuddled with my cat life is more than just information this is a good day.

told myself that today would be a productive day where i get a lot done before taking an hour-long nap on the floor and then playing Puck all day

day 68: my life is increasingly dominated by the midwest. the thoughts will not escape my mind i've started saying "ope" when i bump into things my wife is helping me start a garage door company corn fields are the setting of all of my dreams i met a new person. they're from illinois. god help me.

after weeks of poking and prodding by @waterplant.bsky.social i've finally given scarlet hollow a try. okay, fine. you win. its a good game. i wanna keep playing it. we'll see how long i can keep my generic white girl act up before they realize that i'm obsessed with the occult

how many months are in this week

imagine those screamy lawyer ads except its not an injury lawyer its a divorce attorney "JAMES SMITH FIGHTS TO ENSURE THAT YOU TAKE EVERY PENNY (and the kids) FROM THAT BITCH BRITNEY" client testimony: "hes not exaggerating we literally took everything she had lmao it was honestly super brutal"