I mean come on fam what is this framing

while I have worn my musselburgh with a folded brim, my favorite way to wear it is extra slouchy like some sort of deranged, oversized gnome.

two things that can be true at the same time - Mitch can eat a bag of dicks and also thank god he voted the way he did last night. may be a hollow victory, still feels important.

It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.

I just want it to be Friday so I can cry and be sad in peace and not have my crying and overstimulation be interrupted by something as silly as my job.

Look, I don’t know exactly who should replace Mr. Schumer as Minority Leader, but I wouldn’t be unhappy with Cory Booker, that’s for sure.

Just fyi - without bees? We’re cooked. And very very soon. While every single person in power is too concerned with getting every penny possible out of us instead of doing anything about our upcoming extinction.

We’re in an era of unbelievable headlines.

Everything Melody touches is incredible and I’m coming to raid that stash of handspun in the back asap.

danced to paparazzi on the middle of coney island avenue and genuinely didn’t give a single fuck. if anyone understands recession pop, it’s gaga and if american democracy is on its way out, at least there are good tunes to herald the fall.

lol someone just replied “I’m ready to take this parasocial relationship to the next level” to one of my posts and deleted it within .5 seconds

See a Grid Gambit, share a Grid gambit. @pacific-coaster.bsky.social share your WIP?

teaching my silly white husband how to take out my two strand twists has been the biggest exercise in patience. there goes any chance of teaching him how to do a retwist and any chance of saving me trips to Harlem to maintain my locs.

past tazhi decided to get really high and run from their problems and somewhere in that adventure, red orange yarn was procured to make the paul cardigan inspired by the sample image and present tazhi can’t tell if past tazhi was on to something or fully losing it. guess we’ll find out together.

how many knit vests are too many? asking for a friend who has 7 vest patterns in their Ravelry queue and yarn for ALL of them (mostly handspun because have you met me?)

we are also immediately obsessed and have since cast on. 12 rows of bottom up ribbing was all I had in me but I’m looking forward to easy squishy garter. this yarn is 2 ply spun on my EEW 6.0 and is descended from Cloudy and Joy, a pair of Clun Forest x BFL lambs from WI.

yarn, podcasts, Mexican coke, Friday on a Thursday. incredibly grateful this week is over and incredibly grateful I have yarn to string my life together.

the music in Moana 2 is trash and I cannot be persuaded otherwise. Moana 1 was incredible and I am furious that this is its inheritance.

the dissonance of posting fo photos and youtube videos about knitting and spinning during the fall of democracy and the rise of fascism is the biggest mindfuck and I am not at all equipped for this. time to get stupid high and pretend it isn’t happening again.

finally starting white lotus. normally not a soap person but escapism and all that.

the knitwear in Sting is incredible. from the opening scene where an old woman in knitting with wool held double with a fuzzy yarn to all of the cables and colorwork, this movie has nailed the wool vibes. the deadly spider is an added bonus.

*frantically smashing answer buzzer* what is, the adult fiction section of your hometown public library when you're 12-14 years old

my husband just asked me a question while i was casting on 238 stitches. I think that’s grounds for divorce.

I have listened to 100 episodes of 5-4 in the last 30 days. I am unwell. Still starting a new one while I pick up this collar and furiously work.

would rather sit naked on a hot grill than knit another icord bindoff. this pattern has three more.

The Stonewall Riots happened because trans people, particularly of color, rose up against state violence. You can’t even begin to tell the story without our trans ancestors and elders. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/n...

i require more em dashes, more run on sentences, more books with chapter names, more food descriptions.

rooting for the asteroid

SOMEONE PLEASE START WATCHING THE APOTHECARY DIARIES SO I CAN SHOUT AT YOU ABOUT IT. my husband is sick of me.

officially waiting for the onion to start reporting real news and waiting to see how long it takes us to catch on. fact is weirder than fiction these days.

woooooooah we’re halfway there woooooooah living on a prayer @senesced.bsky.social are you hydrated or nah?

when the state of the universe makes you want to drink but you promised yourself you would drink less this year so you switch to little treats instead. dirty chai paired with citrus madeline cookies and my book bag project because my life is literally being held together by string these days.

@senesced.bsky.social said to roll for initiative and the dice gods said to work on the pound of bfl roving I got at rhinebeck so here it is - I came, I spun, I wound a very janky bobbin, I am going to bed.

ah, we’ve reached the impulsive shopping portion of the adhd x existential dread clusterfuck. last time this happened, I ended up with 18 fountain pens and the time before that, 50 pounds of raw wool. what’ll we think of this time?

Saturday in NYC 🏳️‍⚧️

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

want to do all of the things and have all the things prepped and ready to go but can’t choose a single thing to work on because we have too many things so instead we are laying in bed and feeling bad about not doing any of the things. ah, adhd.

I routinely wish brenny lived closer but I really wish it today while I’m plotting an emergency emotional support tattoo because yknow … *waves hand at everything*

Knitting, sipping wine out of a tea cup and pretending that fascism isn’t coming for us, aka a routine Friday night.

I just renamed the space between Donald Trump's ears to the Gulf of Stupidity

Mentally here.

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

don’t wish, don't start wishing only wounds the heart

It’s officially punish late surgeons with Christmas carols season, aka my favorite time of the year 🎶🎶

the gremlin piloting my meat suit should be fired.

elden ring has finally clicked for me and I understand all the hype now

very sad, very beautiful movie + incredible company + silly, chaotic tattoo + more incredible company + an edible and a cozy video game = best wednesday in a long, long time.

gnx and the wicked film soundtrack dropping in the same week is a recipe for all of my family hating me by the end of this holiday weekend