this is a masterpiece

"Those columns go right into the roof" Your daily reminder that Donald Trump is blithering fucking moron.

:-)

Yeah that's really great except Trump RX hasn't really reduced the cost for millions of users. It's another Trump scam.

In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.

"LET'S DO THE FUCKING NEWS" Bari Weiss, October 2025

With ZERO fucks left to give, Senator Roland Gutierrez rips the pedophile psychopath and new asshole. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

What the fuck is Mark Cuban doing there?

Ring the bell because for the first time ever: Jim Cramer is stunned silent. Just like the rest of us, he’s seeing the President commit insider trading right in front of our very eyes.

Aquaman took that sub out. Prove me wrong.

I think military expert Brian Kilmeade should lead one of those four fronts. Get that man some battle rattle and send him to Iran

"Gorka is a mediocrity who holds a job for which he is not qualified. The poor quality of this putative strategy is a reminder of what happens when unserious people are asked to undertake a serious job." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Why do you find it astounding? Trump could fuck a 5-year-old on the steps of the White House and the GOP would say absolutely nothing. Fox News would tell us it was good for America. Franklin Graham would use it as an example of how Trump is closer to God. They're cowards and it's a cult.

Sean Feucht kicking off the Rededicate America proceedings on the national mall just now with Pastor Donald of the Crow Nations "we thank you god for how you've moved on the reservations, for how you moved in the colonies, we thank you for the great awakenings"

It's all going to collapse.

HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

Gutless fucking coward.

My forever crush. Even today.

These "rural voters" couldn't find Iran on globe unless you shoved their face in it. If you're going to insist on interviewing mouth breathers, at least hold them accountable for their moronic views and wilful ignorance.

I have never used Pay Pal before. What a shit experience. I will never use it ever again. Venmo or Zelle are so much easier.

Impeach and remove Polis. www.offmessage.net/p/impeach-ja...

Fantastic news.

He needs to go scorched earth on Trump and the Republicans until the midterms.

One is a coward, the other is an idiot.

Why is a 76-year-old man doing all the hard work in this moment? Where are the Millennial/Gen Z artists (ahem, Taylor Swift) to shake their audiences into sobriety about what is going on? open.substack.com/pub/saltypol...

Stop them. Tuberville held up military appointments for a year. Why can't you do the same?

"LET'S FUCKING DO THE NEWS!" Bari Weiss www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...

How many dead American soldiers and others caught in the middle will this PR cost us, monsieur Bonaparte?

As George W Bush's lead nuclear advisor remarked to me two weeks ago, "this is the most nuclear-illiterate administration I've ever dealt with, and I've worked with every one since Carter." Here's a perfect demonstration.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

"LET'S FUCKING DO THE NEWS!" Bari Weiss www.status.news/p/tony-dokou...

Absolutely devastating read. www.them.us/story/slain-...

What's gutting about this is that Juniper seems to have had a family who supported and loved her, she was in a community that has been explicitly welcoming to trans people, and a man still murdered her. She was living the life so many trans people can only dream of, and it simply didn't matter.

Charles Barkley is the real deal.

THERE IS A GOD AND SHE LOVES ME

So Trump may have caused a market crash.

Jesus fucking Christ

Handbags and Gladrags.

As Americans struggle to afford groceries, the Trump administration is awarding millions of taxpayer dollars in no-bid contracts for the President’s vanity projects.

Trump can barely stand without falling over, look at the spread of his legs.

Your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a blithering idiot.

Nostalgic for the time Rudy Giuliani was rushed to a South Florida hospital in critical condition, and the future seemed so bright and full of promise. We were so young then.

Mariners just giving the game away. Pathetic

A neverending clown show.

Why is this fucking moron part of the delegation meeting with China? He's a Twitter troll, nothing more.

The victim was a 19 year old transgender woman. She was stabbed to death in the laundry room of her student apartment complex. Seattle police just released these pictures of the suspect. If you know who he is, you can call the tip line at 206-233-5000.

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When Trump is openly skimming off the public at every turn, why should we expect anything less from the scammers in his administration and his party?