Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

Great to see something written about this by an actual teenager. And this 15yo makes so many good points. Including, "If tech companies have the capability to delete accounts for people under the age of 16, they also have the capability to delete accounts that bully, harass or cause harm."

A day later than intended but I'm done with the current amount of Blood Ravens. Just gotta wait til Christmas now and the set that moonshine got for me will be next on the paint table to build me up to that sweet 1000pts

"the netflix merger will be the death of cinema" I just watched FNAF 2 in a cinema full of 30 year olds clapping and hooting and hollering and singing along to the closing credits, you can't get this anywhere else

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

"When I have something to say people will hear" *3 movies bomb in a row* "I have something to say"

Empathy Children have a limited window to truly develop empathy with them being entirely egocentric until around 4-5 years old when they start to understand the world is more than themselves. Families can help develop empathy on children through a number of ways but my favourite is - 1/?

Final layer of highlights, affectations, and squad markings tomorrow and they'll be done

tapping the sign

The only AI I want is a Medabot tbh

Instead of Eurovision this year we're doing Muppetvision and all the Muppets going to perform - not necessarily musical numbers. Piggy is singing "Subway" Sam the Eagle is reading a book silently for five minutes Gonzo is eating a working TV while playing the tuba.

Began work on the rest of the starter box this evening, got everyone basecoated and prepped for a weekends worth of detailing

I can't listen to the song without thinking of

Red flag: Thinking the 2018 Grinch movie is better than the 2000 It's got practical effects, a stacked cast, Jim Carrey going through torture for that makeup, a gorgeous soundtrack, iconic script, everything you could want, and the iconic diva that is Martha May Whovier

A house fit for a Death Knight

Which bracket is this card in

based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Last game day of 2025! Last time I competed I came 5th, with 2/3 games won. Hoping to meet or exceed this time but I've also bought a very goofy list to have some fun with. Haven't bought anything to enter the painting contest with this time, been too busy prepping baby things.

Yesterday two four-year olds told me I'm "so sassy" and I've never felt more honoured

i will never get over how absolutely goofy the orc women look in game. when will they look like the art?

Elephaba wanted the shoes cos they were the only thing left of her family. Galinda kept Elphabas boots for the same reason. The story boils down to Nessa's ruby slippers and Elphabas Emerald Grippers.

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

Okay I'm gonna say it For Good didn't feel like a movie, it felt like a montage and I'm really disappointed in it.

Actually, No Nut November originated as a holiday celebrating St Jorkin of Peanits, who chased all the nut out of Ireland.

Last tournament of the year coming up so I want to try and make some nonsense while still having an acceptable list. Gotta paint the last of the big bugs and base the hive guard before next week but should be doable.

Few more hours of work on the details and these lads are looking fucking EXCELLENT if I do say so myself

An evenings worth of work on some more of the Blood Ravens Plunderwing company. Captain Librarian Tatrasiel and Sergeant Rasiel

Everyone complaining about the 800k gold cost to unlock the xmog slots in midnight.

To make room for the nursery I've begun moving stuff out of my office so that it can become Gavin's room, but it means now my wife and I are at opposite ends of the house while gaming and I miss her.

Brother Librarian Vectus is ready to steal stuff Hopefully sometime today I can get the rest of the stuff put together and start teaching Liz to play

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet: “Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Discount bundle sets of marines are everywhere atm so I've now got 2k points of Death Guard, 4k (ish) of Tyranids, and about 500 points of what will become Blood Ravens. So naturally they need more Librarians.

Movies I can't wait to watch with my son: The Mummy The Thing Pacific Rim Hocus Pocus The Swan Princess The Princess And The Cobbler The Prince of Egypt Starship Troopers

Today ICE went into a daycare & arrested a teacher in front of children. This is a book teachers shared w/ us that I’ll be reading to my 5 yr old. I’m angry I live in a world where I have to do this. Everydays a mental battle of watching my community be under duress. I hope ICE burns one day.

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖 Hint. Fucking. Hint.

holy fuck

I learned about the Blood Ravens today and I finally know how I want to paint my little freebie marines I've got

Jebediah and Eucariah at the square dance are fighting for her hand

"an agony of delightful anticipation..." I wanted to reimagine the brides of Dracula scene for the "Ritual" theme of this week's @hardcoverart.com #Hardtober2025 View the uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/abigaillarson

Damn, boy, were you just frying chicken in there? For real though, you pissed loud as fuck. I think that's pretty cool.

Really hoping that if my son becomes a jock he gets an interest in baseball because it just seems like everyone's there to have a good laugh with each other

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

Twas the night before Halloween and all down the street Came the suckling and slurping of small goblin feet

If you've got any advice or tips on installing Bazzite as a replacement for windows 10/11 hit me with them cos I'm wanting to make the change assume i know nothing about linux systems

My god Guillermo Del Toro you're a fucking genius, you've done it again Frankenstein is incredible