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Unusual final position

fuck it man here it is

It is now official, anyone who says "LGB without the T" is a confirmed fed and should be treated accordingly.

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

this quote tho

Man, this Tylenol stuff is like the 78th worst thing to happen in US politics this year, but Tylenol is the only painkiller I can take most of the time thanks to my hypertension. I'm so annoyed

Me: sick, drifting into a nap The fever: are you god disguised as man to hide from Barney? Are you a starfish in an inverted lake? Are you your own blanket?

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

Sorry, one hundred thousand fucking dollars??

"How badly a cartoon character gets treated isn't the problem, the problem is that people might be jacking off to impure thoughts" literally who gives a shit you insufferable god-fearing fucking wimp go back to the kids' table

Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously

It's funny because the wafer to ice cream proportion doesn't look like it could possibly be right but when you take a bite you realize they know what the fuck they're doing and you're an idiot

ive said it before and ill say it again

whimsicott wednesday!! also happy late birthday to undertale I like that game a normal amount :)

The loudest goalposts are the pandemic era ones that were mic'd up in Indiana

Question for people who know game dev: obviously GTA 6 cost more to make than GTA 3. But let's say Rockstar wanted to make another GTA 3 - similar scope and graphical fidelity, essentially identical experience - today. Would it be cheaper to make GTA 3 today than in 2001? Have dev tools improved?

they should make a fighting game that's completely impossible for newcomers but also has no depth whatsoever

saw something on the tl and decided to weaponise it as part of my ongoing quest to be the most annoying person in the universe about virtua fighter

Hungry for pizza tonight. Can someone in Columbus mail me a Borgata pepperoni real quick

I love this analytical take on video game categorization from Antoine Mayerowitz and Julie Belzanne: hushcrasher.substack.com/p/taxonomy-o... Instead of trying to vibe-intuit the definition of an "indie" game, the authors analyzed the data from the perspective of game size and credits length

big fan of this toby interview

Ren faire soon

So wait, is the Virtual Boy headset actually gonna, like, do anything? Are the Virtual Console versions of the Virtual Boy games actually going to be stereoscopic?

I think this is a good ban given Forest of Vitality, but like, when are we banning Double Dragon Energy lmao

Pokemon really oversold how many towns are connected by modestly maintained woodland paths rather than barely walkable vehicle roads

Y'all this game is kind of sick

About to play a legendary JRPG

EyeToy compatability

Going on Bake Off, ignoring all the prompts and cooking the judges a big tray of buffalo chicken

Officially unemployed again. If you need a senior-level analyst with a decade of experience in predictive analytics and data visualization, if you need someone to build and manage your reporting stack from the ground up, if you need a one-man Tableau army, I'm your man.

Charizard G LV X, Diamond & Pearl Promos #pokemon #tcg #Gbc #Charizard #pixelart #sprite #sprites #pokemontcg #gen1 #kanto #starter

A cool thing about Meteos, coming back to it now, is how clearly it bears its Masahiro Sakurai authorship. Everything - the sideways take on a conventional genre; the cute, simple characters; the randomness-inducing items; the progression; the spaceships; and even the menus - carries his signature

Your friend Mike doing his "really good" T*ump impression:

Finally hacked my 3DS so I could play peak again ☄️🚀

In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.

Everyone say hello to Tupi, a lil’ capybara baby at the San Antonio Zoo. 🥹

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Sometimes I worry I'm not visible enough on here these days but then I remember I literally have two girlfriends and it's okay not to post. Posting is for people with one or, heaven forbid, zero girlfriends

Sports betting but it's whether we'll get 20-11 or 36-23 first

The experience of watching Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury