I spent so long trying to get to these deep oceany levels on Two Point Museum only to find out that i was tricked into imprisoning humanoid fish people and i felt so weirded out I quit playing it

Am currently re-listening to the audiobook version of A Fatal Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum, a book about homicide in ancient Rome that I have, more than once, laughed aloud at, despite the horrific content, and look the author has done a whole new book holy crap this is exciting

Steve Kirsch is challenging any pediatrician to take the entire vaccine schedule at once to prove it's safe. But for some reason on his substack he has included a photo of very handsome doctor injecting squid ink subcutaneously into ulnar nerve. h/t @gorskon.bsky.social

Something really amazing happened here after a paper mill shut down.

I mean

brother quail (commission)

every time i come on here and see people saying "oh he looks awful, he sounds awful, his hands are weird, where does he go every fourth tuesday" i just feel like, yanno, y'all do y'all but i'm not getting my hopes up again; i've gotta protect my heart and undead child-eating clowns tend to linger

I started watching the 1974 film version of Rhinoceros without knowing what it was about beyond "some people turn into rhinoceroses" and as it dawned on me what the allegory is my snap reaction was "fascism AGAIN??" like I'd just been offered it for dinner for the 17th time in a row

Once I lost a tooth as a kid and put it under my pillow hoping for money from the tooth fairy. My dad and grandpa switched it out for a giant gory looking wild hog's molar, roots and all, then told me the tooth fairy exchanged it, that's why they collected teeth, to have a human looking smile

New batch is live !! 6 new prints are now available in my Ko-fi shop ;) Recent works I've been excited to share with you. ko-fi.com/lkcreations/... Thank you for all the encouragement 🥷🩵🐈‍⬛️

White-throated Dipper, Co. Cork (the Irish subspecies Cinclus cinclus hibernicus). As gaeilge Gabha Dubh - "blacksmith". #Birds #BirdsSeenIn2026

Finished the Anomalocaris pattern!

Revenge Bedtime Fucking-Myself-Over-Really-Hard-and-Never-Learning-Anything

you know how when you have Upstairs Neighbors they seem to sometimes be dropping furniture a lot or rolling bowling balls around or possibly curling with crockery the skittery things living in my attic seem to be Upstairs Neighboring recently. squirrels with trampolines or tennis balls or something

We could save this country by implementing a requirement that any nominee for Supreme Court must be able to do a kickflip

What’s interesting about ADHD is that tasks your brain doesn’t like (which is out of your control and can change daily) will feel physically painful to you in a way that’s hard to articulate. ADHD isn’t “work is boring”. It’s “My brain hates this tasks so much that it’s sending me pain signals”

all my teeth hurt but i can't blame the weather this time for "pressure". think my head's just a factory of shit

A stunning recreation of the bronze helmet found in a prehistoric grave in North Bersted West #Sussex On display in the #Novium Museum #Chichester Customised with two crescentic openwork crests, this was undoubtedly one of the blingiest hats in the British Iron Age 📷 March 2026 #FindsFriday

just a random thought of the morning--human beings are super easily tricked by equating the ability of something to speak to them, particularly in their own language, with the amount of mind/consciousness/intelligence it has; a severe problem of perception that results in disastrous errors both ways

me: how did Famous Historical Man accomplish so much Famous Historical Man: had six secretaries, at least one of which to stay with him at all hours, including when on the toilet; dictated all his writings, also had assistant jogging alongside if on a bike, had valet to do his hair, tie, shoes

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

An incredible rock-cut former miner's track in the remote hills above Talybont, Ceredigion. The old cart wheels have left their mark over the years 📷 My own, yesterday

if you want to feel better about your present circumstances, read the biography of anyone not rich from anytime 1600-1850 or so, because jesus fucking christ

Making more frogs at the frog factory (aka the little pond in my yard) (Wood Frogs) #herps 🌿 #FrogFriday

if you want the real deal, I have lots. I also made them in silver. www.etsy.com/listing/1264...

Lol at this exchange between Mrs. Oliver (a fictional mystery writer) and the narrator from The Pale Horse, by Agatha Christie

👏🏼The Choctaw Nation has purchased a warehouse in Oklahoma that ICE was trying to buy and use as a detention center. www.projectsaltbox.com/p/choctaw-na...

I discovered Bouncing the Ball off the Wall From Further Away and wow that is nice. That is smooth and satisfying. Ladies get yourself a ball and a wall

call me the American woodcock the way I do a funny little dance when I walk and imply that something much more sexual is gonna happen than actually does

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

the other week I was thinking that everything feels bleak and I need "some sort of new enrichment in my enclosure" like I'm a zoo animal anyway I got myself a ball

look when i was a preteen i was reading Peter Benchley and i turned out f

The last thing a catfish sees

fyi :D

this cover aaaa

#LocalAngle (alt text) Labor Inducer (hamburger) The Labor Inducer is a hamburger created at The Suburban restaurant in Excelsior, Minnesota, United States. It is notable for a large number of pregnant women claiming to have gone into labor soon after eating it.

i could go to bed or i could stay awake thinking 'i'm tired' & mentally flagellating myself in a haphazard and vague sort of way that accomplishes nothing at all for another hour or so, really hard to decide tho

i can't understand what an anthropologist is and i'm an anthropologist

i did a thing today which i could see as a) helping someone out massively or b) inconveniencing other people guess which i've apparently chosen

Time sensitive: this is the last day to submit comments opposing the Bureau of Land Management's clearcutting of Oregon's ancient forests. This is a tool that educates you on just how diabolical it is, and it helps you submit your comment. morethanjustparks.com/oregon-old-g...

i was excited about plants and stuff when i first moved onto a property where there was an outside but i now seem to have fully arrived at the "oh fuck the plants are starting to do shit again soon uuuggghhhhhhauuhh daaammmiiitt" stage

have y'all ever been the first to stop at a train crossing as the arms go down and then feel your lungs surging up out of your throat as you see the truck coming up behind you *speed up* and *swerve around you through the fully-down DON'T CROSS arms* and you're just "no? nNNOOOO NO NO"

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

the mechanic seems to be befuddled that i might want to know if my car is going to be fixed today before they close

when i don't take vyvanse i am hungry all of the fucking time. is that normal. is it normal to just be hungry all the time (when i do take vyvanse i am hungry, i think, still often, but it's not a chronically invasive desire/thought like it is in normal settings)

Heyo!!! Just saw that INPRNT has a sitewide sale on for the next day, so if there's anything in my shop that you've had your eye on now's a good time, especially if you're outside of Canada*!!! www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...

I don't think this will be free after today but I just watched it and it's quite delightful, these people are absolutely marvelous www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-...

”I will try listening to a calming video” I thought, not realizing said video would be interrupted in 5 minutes by ads, and nearly drifted off right before Walton Goggins started yelling at me