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Frank Conniff
6 days ago
Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norrisās politics, but that doesnāt mean I canāt also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP
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Sometimes I find myself rooting for bad people to achieve greatness in sports or art. I always find myself rooting for good people to achieve everything in life.
about 2 months ago
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I need a book recommendation for my book club. I like something with humor but will consider any genre.
about 2 months ago
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Nobody on Bluesky has friends. They have colleagues and 3 dummies that think this platform is useful. You are talking to nobody. Just a bunch of self righteousness prople who think they are thought leaders talking to themselves
2 months ago
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I canāt post on this app. How do I say smart things with limited characters, to a bunch of people smelling their own farts. Everyone here is the genius content creator building their brand.
2 months ago
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The oil companies were informed the invasion was going to take place. Congress was not. Corporations have more power, access and influence than our elected representatives.
3 months ago
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There are people in the United States that will allow the government to trample them as long as they think their guns are safe.
3 months ago
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Every Christmas I ask for Nine Ladies Dancing but I get Ten Lords a-Leaping. Maybe next year.
3 months ago
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I think my IPhone ignores the words I type and chooses its own adventure.
3 months ago
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Why did the old man fall into the well? Because he couldnāt see that well. You donāt need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. Remember when you were a kid and got a new joke book? You were a menace.
4 months ago
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You can have constructive relationships with leaders of countries that were terrorists and/or fund terrorism and not invite them to the White House.
4 months ago
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I donāt want to be rich. I donāt want to be famous. I just want to live my life with the least amount of suffering. Is that too much to ask for?
5 months ago
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Bluesky is where people who think they are thought leaders post their observations and nobody responds. If you donāt engage with the normies, you are just doodling in your notebook. Itās a place where I see people say stuff I agree with and thatās the end of that.
5 months ago
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When Iām watching football on Sunday, Iād rather pedophiles and rapists not join in the broadcast to shoot the shit.
5 months ago
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When Iām watching football on Sunday, Iād rather pedophiles and rapists not join in the broadcast to shoot the shit.
5 months ago
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Had a Swee Tango apple for breakfast. 10/10
5 months ago
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Wealthy people in power are not restrained by things like integrity, conscience or ethics. They figure out if an action will make them more money or provide them with more leverage. If the answer is yes, they move forward and donāt think twice about the people they harm.
6 months ago
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We live in a time when people throwing rocks at minorities and the helpless, will get mad at people criticizing the folks throwing rocks. Both sides are bad I guess? You see, you are hateful too!!!!!!
6 months ago
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That feeling when the toothpaste is real fresh and you press it against your teeth.
6 months ago
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David Rothkopf
6 months ago
I'm seeing arguments that Trump's an authoritarian but not the worst kind of authoritarian. It's a bit like people saying that the war crimes in Gaza are hideous but should not be called a genocide. Maybe we should focus on the fact that the house is on fire & debate how high the flames were later.
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When intelligent patriotic people decide to make the military their career, they expect to be the opposition to dictatorships. They believe in democracy and freedom. They donāt want the military to be political. Today was sad and scary.
6 months ago
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I imagine a lot of good people are retiring early from the government and military. They want no part of this. Eventually, even the most loyal member of MAGA will not be White, Christian or Conservative enough. They will become the oppressed and persecuted. They will be the new target.
6 months ago
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I think the Ryder Cup would be great if it werenāt for the Americans. We embarass ourselves on the world stage daily. Send the troops into Bethpage Black not Portland.
6 months ago
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Best question Asking family or roommate Do you want anything at the store? Best Answer Surprise Me Best Result Your favorite snack!!!!
6 months ago
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I weighed myself this morning and then fired my scale.
8 months ago
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Seth Cotlar
8 months ago
One of the more notable things about our present political moment is that former Republicans like Joe Walsh or the folks at the Bulwark have a more clear eyed understanding of political strategy than a significant number of long-time, moderate Democrats.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Stephen Colbert is still alive. The firing just made him more popular and a symbol of fascist resistance. I wonder if he shows no mercy with his monologues going forward. Wherever he shows up next will get so much attention. It could turn out to be a blessing for him.
8 months ago
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UFC matches at the White House? In a few weeks Trump is gonna be throwing immigrants off the Washington monument to see how high they bounce and people will cheer.
9 months ago
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Carmy: I succeeded (he received Michelin stars) and did everything for all the wrong reasons. I was a wounded piece of shit. I want to get better. He looked her dead in her eyes and said (to a black woman) : You are everything I could never be. Thatās why I watch the Bear.
9 months ago
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the Mountain Goats
9 months ago
maybe morally there are people I should hate more than I hate rfk but realistically and practically, in the depths of my spirit, there are not. no hell hot enough
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the Mountain Goats
10 months ago
this is so amazing
add a skeleton here at some point
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reposted by
maura quint
10 months ago
There are many jobs that people need to take for economic reasons that do not align with their personal ideals and ideologies. Neither ICE nor any role protecting or boosting the Republican regime is one of those roles. Everyone involved in those actions is choosing fascism with their whole heart.
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Resisting fascism isnāt violence, itās survival!
10 months ago
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I ask my 2nd Amendment friends, isnāt this the tyrannical government you were talking about? Why arenāt you in the streets defending the people from the government?
10 months ago
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Trump: you disrespected me. I demand 111 tariffs!!! Billionaires: That will ruin the worldās economy. Trump: I postpone the tariffs for 90 days and demand a new gold plated Choo choo train.
10 months ago
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Jake Tapperās next book will discuss Julius Leberās multiple arrests and unsatisfactory work in the wallpaper industry.
10 months ago
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reposted by
drewtoothpaste
10 months ago
universal drinking game
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reposted by
VelodusāØ
10 months ago
The left needs its own Tyrese Haliburton
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the Mountain Goats
11 months ago
anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
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I just watched the John Oliver segment about minor league baseball and beer came out of my nose.
11 months ago
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The nights I have too many beers, the dark thoughts start creeping in. Thatās when I need my mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom to come give me a visit. My dreams can save me.
11 months ago
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People are like songs. Some are fun for a minute but their appeal is superficial. They become less interesting over time. Then there are people who are more difficult to get to know. They turn out to be smarter, deeper and more beautiful over time. They become your favorites.
11 months ago
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Iām getting all kinds of dating tips from āLove on the Spectrumā
11 months ago
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Imagine the great writing we would get if Mark Twain and Kurt Vonnegut were alive today. The fascism would almost be worth it!!!!
11 months ago
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the Mountain Goats
11 months ago
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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NBC News
12 months ago
A New Hampshire real estate attorney and American citizen returning home from Canada says he was detained at the border without an explanation and "treated like a criminal."
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reposted by
Pete Dominick
12 months ago
Trump could not be bothered to welcome dead American soldiers home because he was golfing with the guys behind 9/11
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reposted by
the Mountain Goats
12 months ago
there are a lot of people whoāve considered their positions stable, nimbyish folk, who are about to experience an internal market correction
add a skeleton here at some point
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reposted by
Christian Finnegan
12 months ago
I feel so vindicated, never getting involved with the stock market. For example, my wife invested a bunch of our shared retirement money and she's FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW! Ha ha, what a loser.
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Rodger Sherman
12 months ago
We simply had to intentionally destroy the worldās strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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