Wife: [devoted wife and mother, kind, skilled child psychologist, volunteers for church and for foster care system] Also wife, watching Seahawks trying to tackle Patriots QB: KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HIIIMMMMMMMMMMM KILLLLLLL HIMMMMMMM NOWWWWWWWWWWW

You love to see it

No Kings includes Draft Kings

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

O-H-I-O

We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked

honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

Oh the bill they were able to pass bc the leaders of the party cant keep everyone on the same page?

In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies

"the SNAP recipients can go get a job" WHERE?! WORK WHERE?! There are no jobs.

I know I'm not supposed to tie my mental health to electoral politics, but I do need Zohran to win today.

"nearly half..." ??? it's an open book test. www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom

Federal judges, including some Trump appointees, are like "We can no longer believe what this admin tells us." Meanwhile, the NY Times is like "Tell us a story, daddy."

I know the office went wild when this line came up in prep

If you have “America first” in your bio AND 🇮🇱 …let me be the first to tell you how much of a total dumbass you are.

I need bigger accounts calling attention to this! #Alaska

You don't have to be like this. You really don't.

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door. 

It wasn’t the feds —  it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help. He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

This is Adelita Grijalva. She was elected to Congress two weeks ago, officially making her the final vote needed to force the release of the Epstein files. She has still not been sworn in because Mike Johnson refuses to do so.

So the thing is that cats cannot produce a particular amino acid w/o eating; they're basically 3 days away from organ failure at all times. If you want to know why cats are so ramped up about food and/or eat the owners if they die. It's not really a choice.

People who are pro AI are always like “there are ways to use AI to make art that don’t infringe on artists’ copyright!” Meanwhile the head AI niggas are like “yeah no actually AI would fucking die if we ran it ethically” lmaooooo

"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."

There was a bi partisan Bill in the House "Pay Our Troops 2026" it had bi partisan support but the House Leader, Lil Mike, wouldn't bring it forward. Guess he was too busy getting to the All Paid Resort for the GOP. The Bill was introduced by Rep Jen Kiggans (R) Virginia. Trump Doesn't Care!

*Sees the most Catholic person in the world doing the most Catholic thing there imaginable*: goddamn Pagans!

I try to focus this account so it's for my readers, but hey writers: NEVER sign a contract where the publisher keeps your rights indefinitely. For short stories, there should be a point when you can sell reprints. and NEVER sign your movie/TV/etc adaptation rights to a publisher. Those are yours.

Now he can live out his ig bottle girl aspirations in peace and leave us the hell alone.

He didn't believe in democracy. He didn't think women should have rights—including the right to vote. He didn't think queer people, BIPOC folks, or immigrants should have basic constitutional rights. His "work" was an anti-democratic, woefully regressive project. There is nothing to honour, sir.

Mike Lee is (currently) the only sitting United States senator to have ever threatened me (a nobody!) personally on twitter dot com, and nobody even noticed because that’s just who he is

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

NEW: A federal judge ordered an Arkansas school district to take down Ten Commandments displays in its classrooms following our lawsuit.

I see New Hampshire is looking to live free and die then 😅

Okay so idk how i ended up reading 2 series back to back where dead gods take over the bodies of their chosen human but its weird that happened twice in such a short amount of time

free black women from the grasps of chris brown

OHHH

People posting about how they’ve never seen em dashes used before the rise of ChatGPT are really great at telling folks they’ve never read a book before.

I will never forgive Apple for getting rid of their headphone jack and giving the wired headphones a lightning cable end. More than ever people seem to use their phones without headphones to watch videos on the subway and you cannot convince me that change isn’t partly responsible.

Yet they will not learn from this. Every single person who is shocked by this will turn around and fall for the next "charismatic" nut job who wants to ruin the country.

👇👇

I am completely fascinated by fandoms that hate the thing they're fans of.

RFK Jr, who compared health officials to Nazis, inspects damage done by a shooter targeting the CDC

"I urge you not to let chains silence you, nor borders restrain you. Be bridges toward the liberation of the land and its people, until the sun of dignity and freedom rises over our stolen homeland." open.substack.com/pub/jairofun...

This entire administration is the definition of "waste of resources"