It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄 Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆 1/15 🧵

"They're cancelling Christmas!" "Oh no they're not." "Yes they are!" No, they're not, and the ever hardworking Emma will tell you why, and as a bonus will detail all the other exciting events the knuckle draggers don't want you to know about.

No-one should be allowed to answer that question unless they can correctly describe the difference between the stocks and the pillory.

Couldn’t agree more. So so well said @adamlangleben.bsky.social - Kol Hakavod.

This shouldn't need pointing out, but immigration is not the cause of some arsehole attacking people with a knife. The, not insignificant, detail of said arsehole being born in UK aside. People claiming it is, e.g. Goodwin, Hannan et al, are showing themselves up for being ethno-nationalist racists.

I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.

Absolute perfection. #Reform

Keir Starmer's failure to stand up to this man is a cowardly and suicidal calamity

Encouraging post which tells it like it is about LLM AI.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

The "hard-men" of Gondor were getting their shit kicked in until they were rescued by foreigners and a girl. The Shire was doing fine until they let a fascist demagogue ("Sharkey" aka Saruman) take over, close the gates, impose a bunch of thug-enforced rules, and despoil nature for profit.

"I made a non-zero difference to the plight of oppressed peoples around the world, correct boys & girls?" "OH NO IT ISN'T!!"

"Where's any trace of my political impact or relevance, Boys & Girls?" "IT'S BEHIND YOU!"

"Is the Nazi MP who says she's driven mad by TV adverts full of Jews a racist or realist? How many people of Jewish heritage would the German National People’s Party expel? And should Germany be selling tanks to Yugoslavia?" Join LIVE from the Weimar Republic in the year 1931 🇩🇪

Just discovered the phrase Schroedinger's Douchebag, and I need to add this to my vocabulary.

Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community. Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.

A helpful pie chart for anyone wanting to understand why this is even a thing these days.

Something I can't get over with the Sarah Pochin comments is that it's not just racist, it's also pathetic? Like oh wittle Sarah doesn't like the wittle adverts is it? Get a grip, you're a grown woman and member of parliament, stop being a snowflake and find a real problem to deal with

Flat Earth proof latest….

The irony is that decisions about adverts is ultimately going to be based on what sells products and makes money. What Reform don’t realise is that most people, of whatever ethnicity, LIKE to see diversity on-screen.

That's racism. Plain and simple. No other word for it. It's shocking beyond belief that this sort of thing is somehow acceptable.

Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.

This is an *incredibly* good idea.

Ticket booked! Out to see the @originstorypodcast.bsky.social guys IRL, just down the road from (the site of) my old primary school. Happy to add a plug for it - Nov 13 at The Tabernacle in W11: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/origin-sto...

If the royals need someone to take the now-vacant title of Duke Of York, that’s easy, as it generally goes to the monarch’s second so…. never mind.

The Origin Story take on the Sermon on the Mount: way too long?

Only one flag appears in this video. And given recent events, the non-appearance of one ethnicity in particular is an omission which itself sends a message. The sentiment is laudable, but the execution clumsy to the point of offensive. Do better, Zackeleh.

Excellent thread as always from Emma

Don’t often find myself agreeing with Mehdi, but he’s bang on with this couplet.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Hypnotits Polanski responding to the worst antisemitic racist attack on the UK since 1190 by…. implying that Zionist control of the media is working against him. Nice one Zackeleh. We’re all so proud of you….

What an admirably clear statement from the Jewish Leadership Council, especially when all of those involved must surely have been dealing with so many other urgent challenges in safety, security and grief + shock today before having this further divisive and distracting intervention to address too.

"nearly all" 12 apostles? I bet I know which one they've left out... #everydayantisemitism

Please read this thread of the supportive statements from across faiths and other events of British society. We have more friends than we sometimes think.

If Hamas do agree to disarm and give up Gaza in the Trump-Bibi plan announced today, where does that leave the “if you recognise Palestine you’re only rewarding and strengthening Hamas” argument?

Coal is to US energy politics as fish is to UK Brexity politics

It's always the ones you most expect, part 5786...

If you're on #LinkedIn, this is the link for declining their use of your data for training their AI models: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...

She must have lost the memo that tells them not to forget to add "Judeo-" before Christian. Oops!

You have to admire their commitment to Tankie Judean People's Front stereotypes. 10/10, no notes.

The late great Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks z"l on Jewish identity. Wow. Just wow.

Don't take any chances. Sink the fucker before The Thing That Nobody Expects jumps out and burns me at the stake!

1. That's not how you spell 'backpedal' 2. For fuck's sake Bibi, just say that you're happy to make Israel the Millwall of nations. 3. The sooner you and your settler nutter mates are gone, the better for everyone.

I love London so much. So much. Did you know that London has the lowest level of ethnic violence of any city of comparable size in the world? Multiculturalism has in fact worked here. They just don’t want it to be true because we happen to have a Muslim mayor.