when Hayley Williams goes oooOooOooo in Dream Girl in Shibuya I close my eyes and ascend a little

why is my water bottle always where I left it and never where I want it

Wikipedia is coming to my house to ask for £2. £2 is not enough for what you’ve done for me I say. I give them my first born.

every time I bake bread and it actually looks and taste like bread I’m astounded

start ur day by dancing to Fantasy by George Michael if you want it to be a good one

I’ve decided to regress (using the internet as a diary, listening to HSM)

these reads as something a lazy ACNH villager would say

a thing about me is I’m literally never going to believe an expiry date on a pot of marmite

also using these to say I’m live on twitch rn :3 twitch.tv/echochlo

with every new city you visit you discover the dumb shit you do in City Skylines is actually totally realistic

@hankgreen.bsky.social dft launch ecogeek today! good.store/collections/...

there are 2 kinds of ppl in this world: ones who can infer from context

Super excited to share this piece I wrote for #TheSims 25th anniversary. I've been with this franchise since the very beginning, and while I have hope for Project Rene, I think #EA needs to take a long look in the mirror before moving forward.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SIMS 1 AND 2 COMING BACK TO PC AND START TALKING ABOUT PUTTING SIMS 2 CASTAWAY ON PS4 (or literally any of the games on a console I actually have)

the little bows on the underwear are for checking you have it on the right way when you get dressed with speed, not a single other use

I don’t appreciate Meta spending millions to prevent my boyfriend from seeing the tik toks I’ve sent him. Have they considered the impact this will have on MY relationship???

im about to do something so fucking scary (eat noodles that often trigger a three day heartburn episode)

trying out a new face cream I got for Christmas, even though I didn’t ask for it because I’m pretty set in my skincare ways at this point in my life, just to feel a little wild this Monday night

Your guess is as bad as mine.

the best thing about CDs is when they come with a DVD music video CD

sometimes the protein just has to be the cheese you put on top

need some how to ~blank~ for beginnings but not idiots

you’re telling me this craft is mine

the free holiday update dropping just after I finished doing winterfest with my current family is so ANNOYING

LIVE NOW!!! come and laugh at me being nervous!!!

bagel chip, brie, kalamata olive

the only people I’m jealous of are people that don’t cry when they get angry or passionate about something. I could be doing anything rn if I was them

bringing the Christmas tradition to Bluesky!! profile picture updated!!!

Headlights are too bright, I simply cant take it, I am become deer

Star Wars needs to clarify if robot racism is a thing or if that one guy in the bar in the first movie was just an asshole

wawa put croissant egg and cheese as one of your to go food warmers options challenge. NON MEAT OPTION!!! PLEASE STOP MAKING ME ASK LIKE IM A SPECIAL LITTLE PRINCESS!!

Have you ever seen or shared an 'oh no' cartoon? Did you know the creator is a queer Welsh artist? Did you know they're being agressively pursued & harassed w/lawsuits from a US organisation trying to steal their intellectual property? Did you know you can donate to cover the horrific legal costs?

how does Gatorade get that cold, what’s the sub freezing element in it that’s doing that

eating crinkle cut crisps one crinkle at a time

let me hair dry before I could style it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHATAWASTE

Please share this everywhere you can! WOOF!

would love if my discover page wasn’t just my following page. anyone know if there’s a fix? Its making this app stagnant for me

reminded me of one of my notes app poems

it’s been a long day, I had to do a wedding in the sims

does you boyfriend have biggest-TV-possible-itus? you might qualify for compensation. contact Best Buy today!

“there’s a tie between Beergut and Brainless for 7th place”

I love making myself a little picky bits tray, a little platter of love as a meal. But but but I love all this things am I not supposed to eat it all as fast as possible???AHHH where did my snacks go

im not embarrassed of my sticker collection but when the security agent made me pull it out my suitcase because they thought it was liquids (???) I did look at my feet

guys I don’t need a list of authors and creatives and artists I need a list of people who’s gonna make me laugh during these trying times

no way? this guy?

high key I think if you’re a good way through the grim reaper rewards and you haven’t finish them in time, I think they should simply give you the option to finish it

i love the airport, where I get to see how people decide to dress at the airport

i just saw silver linings playbook on a list of romcoms and that is NOT a romcom, that is a movie about how being an eagles fan will make you mentally ill

i love it when the train driver starts talking, makes me feel like I’m sitting in Thomas the Tank Engine