Over on twitter. This is mesmerising. What do you do with this?

Last week's comic. I'm new to The Traitors and predictably loved every minute of it

ah the regular reminder that my work password is going to expire and I really wish my employer would read the NCSC guidance on passwords www.ncsc.gov.uk/collection/p...

I honestly think the sensible thing now would be to give in and give the Nobel Peace Prize to Trump. In the minds of anyone even halfway rational for him now to accept it would only make him look even more absurd. The ceremony could be almost satirically over the top.

Have him brought onto stage in a long boat pulled by dozens of people in Viking costume. Massed choruses chanting his name.

Given that, it seems, the financially sensible thing would be to not take out the student loan if you can, would there be a better financial product you could take? If I got into the business of offering equity loans against a house for parents to pay fees - would that end up being a better bet?

🔬🧬 The 37 Biggest (and Bizarrest) Science Stories of 2025 💥🌌 The news often showcases humanity at its worst But the joy of reporting on science is that it often shows humanity at its best: defeating disease, solving mysteries and expanding knowledge: www.thetimes.com/uk/science/a...

Was in hotel with famous singer. Singer arrived at breakfast in trilby. She sat - at 8am - facing out, trying to catch people's eyes. She was desperate, 20 years into a career, to be affirmed and acknowledged. Even over a breakfast buffet. She was an exhausting presence. We all ignored her.

Having had a day to think through everything about El-Fattah, here's where I stand. Yes, it's possible to believe all of these things at once! In fact, it really shouldn't be that hard.

There should be literally no circumstances, ever, where citizenship is can be revoked. If you literally sign up to fight for an opposing army in a war, then we should prosecute you for treason not revoke citizenship

Steve’s favourite bit of the story was a quote his brother had come up with: “I saw one man having sex with three women on the washing machine. At about 2am I went into one of the bedrooms and saw two boys having sex.” When asked if he took part, he replied: “We all got involved.”

Really lovely to be back on BBC Inside Science again today talking about record breaking and climate change (as well as moss surviving in space) with @whippletom.bsky.social and @carolinesteel.bsky.social Listen here:

I've cleared a space in my shed, and found a hedgehog. I presume its hibernating, but it doesn't have much of a nest. What should I do?

He’s back. Important to remind everyone about his original misdemeanours - good for the Mail for running such an in depth piece www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

BREAKING: CofE bishops won't give their green light for 'standalone' blessing services for gay couples, or for gay priests to have civil same-sex marriages, @thetimes.com understands Will say both would need formal rewrite of church law Trial of blessing ceremonies can't go ahead

🚨 Imposter alert 🚨 Studies into everything from cancer and HIV being plagued by "fraudulent" participants Includes people pretending to have the diseases It's undermining the reliability of trials and potentially harming patients Stark warning here: www.thetimes.com/uk/science/a...

98%! Only 2 in every 100 installations don’t need corrective action. Read it and weep

“There are so many things in Britain that have deteriorated. But nothing like what’s happened to my own country. And that’s not just Trump. When I go back to Iowa and just see what’s been lost... it would be hard for me to be positive" | 🗣️ Bill Bryson

Sumo is coming to the Royal Albert Hall, and they've had to reinforce the backstage toilets to prepare www.thetimes.com/article/2133...

There is a good chance that this will be the most important economic fact in all of our lives.

It's amazing this stuff. Presumably the people who screenshot know that they are wilfully misleading people, but they do it anyway for lovely clout. The world is indeed complex, and the fact that (probably) statistical confounding can produce spurious correlations is also worthy of attention.

"You answer to God, not the commentariat or opinion polls" "You have to earn credibility" "If you're going to be wrong, be wrong for the right reasons" Rowan Williams told me his advice for the next Archbishop of Canterbury, set to be named within days: www.thetimes.com/uk/religion/...

The most* annoying thing about social media is the pressure it brings to avoid artistry and delicacy in headlines because someone will then performatively misunderstand them and amplify them out of context. *probably not the most

If you need me I’ll be screaming into a pillow

Join a distinguished club that includes my mum! Listen to my podcast! I just plucked up the courage to listen to an episode about the leap second and was surprised to find it wasn't shit. t.co/7qraEmRhFT

I cannot overstate how damning it is as a comment on a physician or scientist's competence/intentions that they would support RFK Jr as HHS secretary.

My colleague @whippletom.bsky.social and I have been on The Story with @jonesluke.bsky.social talking about Hiroshima, Nagasaki, morality and what it all means 80 years after the atom bomb podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

What a way to end a 50 day streak. And that's not how you spell it.

This is the tale of a little frog who could. That frog's name was Rosie the Ribeter. And she could jump over 2 metres. And the problem was, according to science, she shouldn't have. In a minor way, Rosie changed science. In a major way, she showed what science was about. 1/x

Oi @theguardian.com !! Less of the exclusive please, more of the "we follow up Times story three months on"

Did I mention I have a podcast? There aren't enough of those. Anyway, the advantage of mine is it's not much commitment. Each episode ten minutes long. A nice story, and hopefully you learn a bit about science too. The latest one is about electrocuting monks. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/m...

There's been a surprisingly strong response to my cri de coeur about the sugar tax bastards who stole my quotidian joy. Let's start the fightback.

I came to this video to see the new head of MI6 rowing. I stayed for the moment they introduced their cox "mini", speaking to the poor chap in a baby voice. I hope he has gone on to great things too. t.co/VZuehua7Ho

OK so we've just published a whole bunch of papers on how the UK should be thinking about economic strategy. The main argument is that we should think about our deep assets and invest in those comparative advantages. Here's a synthesis paper www.thebritishacademy.ac.uk/publications...

This is a tale of how the search for the death ray led to something less deadly, but equally useful. In the 1930s, the air minister offered £1,000 to the inventor, "‘who could demonstrate the killing of a sheep at a range of 100 yards" using radio waves. 🧵

May I recommend an article we wrote based on a cut chapter? foreignpolicy.com/2024/01/21/s...

Great moments in British railway history call for a speech. As railways return to public ownership, the guard greeted the passengers on the 05.36 from Woking. “Due to planned engineering works,” he said, “there will be a rail replacement bus from Surbiton.” www.thetimes.com/article/73df...

Speak to scientists in the US, and what really rankles is the intellectual vandalism. Decades-long studies axed. In disciplines viewed as ideological, such as climate change, government datasets disappear. (£) www.thetimes.com/comment/colu... By @whippletom.bsky.social

Would you like to write for New Scientist? We always work with freelancers, but occasionally I put out a call like this for new writers. I'm looking for 300-700 word news stories about new discoveries. Don't pitch us press releases or the big journals, we have those covered. Pay starts at 51p/word

One of my (mild) complaints about Homes and Gardens magazine is it's a bit of a gynocracy. Almost never does it picture the male residents of the house. So reading some back issues it was refreshing to find the owner of this chic 1930s alpine retreat front and centre.

Quite possibly the biggest climate story of the year (especially when we look back on this in a few years' time) For the first time on record, China's emissions are falling due to clean energy growth, not slow power demand...

Last week, a deal to build a big chunk of the wind power the country (or, certainly miliband), wants, fell through. @rcolvile.bsky.social wrote a great piece about what it meant (link below). But what if it also meant we should look at something else, again. What about the tide? 1/n

For no particular reason, the change from a Franciscan to an Augustinian Pope has reminded me of the line in Frasier when Niles stands in for him in his show. “While Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian - so there’ll be no blaming mother today”. #leoxiv

Asked GPT to (impossibly) "write a Bluesky post 100% guaranteed to go viral" Its suggestion: "just saw a guy confidently order a "croissantini" at the coffee shop and the barista nodded like that was a normal word. i live in a simulation." Then I said "Make it more viral" and things got weird... 🧵

"I literally got a job [so I could afford GTA6]"

BBC News got the reaction of one person for their story on the GTA 6 delay, and it's the most perfect collection of thoughts of all time.

most so-called "journalists" are too afraid to ask Bill Gates questions like that

Just going through the transcript of my interview with Bill Gates. First question seems pretty to the point I think. (The answer is, yes he could).

Is the interpretation of this that Orville was walled up alive with Harris, like some sort of Egyptian slave?

No real surprises at the top of the table, here. But further down the league there are some big upsets "Git" will be disappointed with its performance, and "Fanny" really should have hoped to outperform "knob".