This year’s winner of the NHL’s trade deadline: uncertain This year’s loser of the trade deadline: all of the poor saps running NHL websites and fansites who have to update rosters within 30 seconds of a trade being announced or the fans will be angry at them.

This just in: Kristi Noem has been named as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. In her first public statement since the appointment, Ms. Noem said that she is confident that she will be able to work with Nick Fury to make America safer.

Worry is growing by the day about a missing Cowichan woman. 34-year-old Rosemarie Harry has now been missing from Duncan for one month.

@stevedangle20.bsky.social , here’s my first try on Tankathon today. I blame you!

#CarneyOn #CanadaStrong

Saw this gem from @bmotheprince.bsky.social : youtube.com/shorts/13c4v...

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs xkcd.com/3204/

Apropos of nothing—Wichita Lineman is an imagist masterpiece. Interpreting it makes it weaker. Just perform the words & the music with all the clarity and honesty and integrity you have & the song itself will always be a showstopper. A capella, jazz, R&B, Norwegian metal, it transcends genre.

Heads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3

Good news, my American friends! The federal statute of limitations on bribery is 5 years! All you need to do is to: 1. Register as a Republican 2. Make sure Ted Cruz is the nominee 3. Vote Democrat, like everyone not married to Cruz. 4. Prosecute all of the plutocrats who supported King Cheetoh.

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

"Don't worry, I've got you" ‘For Alex’ Alex Jeffrey Pretti 1988 - 2026 rest in peace sir..🕊️ Beautiful tribute by illustrator MJ.Hiblen (@mjhiblenart on Instagram)...😢

Hey, @stevedangle20.bsky.social , was just chatting with a friend and I realized something: did you know that it’s been a literal week since a day went by in the NHL where at least one player *didn’t* score a hat trick? Jan 21st was the last time nobody scored 3+ goals in one game. Wild, eh?

ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten... #RIP_Alex 💔

The Blind Side actor Quinton Aaron on life support after blood infection

I don’t know if Trump cares if we are upset or if we are killed. But he cares about money. What if we went on strike for a week? Americans spend $365 billion per week on personal consumption. If $365 billion drops to zero, the U.S. would lose roughly 1.3% of its annual GDP in just seven days.

President Trump will not be attending the #Superbowl this year. Apparently, he’s not a fan of real Patriots.

It’s a Heated Rivalry between Calgary and Chicago tonight

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My New Year’s resolution is to eat more mutton. You know what they say—new year, new ewe.

Happy belated anniversary to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social, his wife and his family! I’m not a stalker, as evidenced that I had no idea until I watched @jimmykimmel.com on YouTube during my lunch hour and will not remember the date unless you shout me out next year. Blessings on you & yours!

Hey there, @theathletic.com just sayin

Hey, @kidscanpress.bsky.social, I’m wondering if you are investigating your legal options for the abuse of your trademarks & copyright by the US government & their Department of Defence in their unlawful use of Franklin the Turtle? None of the news coverage I’ve seen mentioned that possibility.

A Canadian publisher has called out the United States for using the image of a children's book character to brag about murdering unarmed people in international waters. This is a decrepit gangster state. This is the world of Donald Trump. This is demonic.

Watching @mattbaume.bsky.social’s video essay on #Wicked and with one throw-away line he smacked me upside the head. How did I miss that the Wizard literally makes Dillamond into a scape*goat*? As smart as I am, I can be an absolute idiot sometimes, too. Erm… thanks, Matt?

@writerlion.bsky.social Produce gardening, history, anthropology, the arts, AND the Ravens? Yeah, that’s worth a follow. ✌️

Hey, @maklelan.bsky.social, you keep on insisting that the Exodus story didn’t happen. I can prove that it did. She was launched in Wilmington, DE in 1927, under the name of The President Warfield. It was bought in 1947 by the Zionist paramilitary group Hagana, and renamed … 1/?

Canada vs. America

Portland’s wizard frog is my spirit animal.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Trump hates to be the object of humor. He understands that humor can be a more powerful antidote to tyranny than any other form of criticism. I'm sure he'd hate it if you shared this cartoon. [Cartoon by Jon Adams/The New Yorker]

It's only autism if it comes from the Tylenol region of France otherwise it's just sparkling persuadoscience

i saw this and i’m not gonna lie i needed to see this. i hope it helps others not feel guilty that we can’t do more

According to the multiple universe hypothesis, there is a reality where all of this was a ploy by ABC to push up Jimmy Kimmel’s numbers, masterminded by the Machiavellian Guillermo Rodriguez.

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For those wondering about Pres. Trump’s natterings about Bagram, Bagram Air Base has similar capabilities as Al-Udaid Air Base in Qatar. They might be shopping for a new air base in the Middle East if Qatar kicks them out for not defending an American ally against aerial attack.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion. Our problem isn't a lack of resources. Our problem is ever-expanding inequality.

My sins are likely innumerable; but I do not regret BBQ pork chop on a fresh bagel.

The car in front of me had a license plate that read “LUV LYF”. All that I could think of was, “Love Life; Death 40. Match point.” Should I mention this to my therapist?

Mr. Graham Greene has died of natural causes. We so frequently use the term as an honourific that we sometimes forget it has real meaning. Farewell to the honourable Graham Greene. He embodied grace, wisdom, glee, and a wickedly kind sense of fun. This was a man. www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...

If you’re ever wondering who the baddies are, just watch who they attack. If they’re going after true-life Donna Noble, then they are the baddies.

Of all the unforgivable things that the current US administration has done, the worst is that it has made me like ketchup potato chips. 🇨🇦🤬

Today Donald Trump, known for wildly gesticulating, held his hands under the table for over 2 hours of a live cabinet meeting. He can’t hide his lying hands.

Hey, @dimension20.bsky.social ! I have a couple of takes on what TAZGW’AGWA means. So, hear me out:

I’ve been seeing ads on my socials about using IT exam tools to prepare for IT certification exams. And I can’t figure out if that’s cheating or bonus credit on the exam.

Hey, @newrockstars.bsky.social About the “14-months later” thing for the Thunderbolts* post-credit scene? If I have the timeline correctly, the events of the movie happen in late Sept. 2027. 14 months later makes it late Nov. 2028, so after the Nov. 3 elections. So Bucky is out of Congress.

Never alone, but sometimes adrift. I’m lucky, though. I can tell my spouse that the new Fantastic Four movie isn’t retro-futurism, it’s retro-streamlined Moderne with Googie elements and she perfectly understands the aesthetic. 🥰