What’s my dog thinking? Dad’s picking up my poop. He better wash his hands before he feeds me.

Saw this on fb🤦🏻‍♂️

I lost some money somewhere. Let me know how much you found and I’ll let you know if it’s mine Thank you in advance 😉

I wasn’t the only one going to McDonald’s to support McHappy Day

Someone loves the river

The reinforcements are coming

As if #Canucks fans needed another reason to hate the Leafs

#Canucks announce Dorion as GM… . . . . . . . Would put the cherry on top for the day😉

Matthews staying with the Leafs now

#Canucks 🤦🏻‍♂️

WTF?

My kids crack me up😂😂😂

My daughter gets these calls from guys pretending to be from Telus.😆😆😆

Is it called the Iran war because the US starts so many wars that if it was called the US war, everyone would be confused as to which war you were referring too?

We have all heard about Tigger looking for Pooh in the toilet… But did you hear about the shipmates looking for the Captain’s log?

What were these called before Canada became a country?

Ready for the season now

Looks like Dallas has a 5 on 3 vs Minnesota during the last 5 minutes

UPS? hello… Did they let elephants play with my package?

Has this ever happened to you? I made an early reservation at the KEG. I was going to meet my wife on her way home from work so the reservation was for 5:30pm. When the hostess seats us she says “You’ll have to be out of here in an hour and a half because we have a reservation after yours.”

Do you see it?

Look at this beautiful monster in front of my house

That can’t be good

Are the #Canucks just going to go through the process of interviewing various candidates for the GM job and then eventually announce that they decided to stay within the organization and hire Ryan Johnson? That way they can say they did their due diligence in their extensive search

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social Last game of the season Last chance McDavid can get 50 No chance the #Canucks are going to let that happen On the off chance I’m wrong, I will be right about EP40 scoring first Who you got? I’m retiring from #Canucks 1st goal of the game No chance of a comeback 😂

Birthday treat! Anchovy and dog friendly blueberry muffin😝

Happy 6th Birthday Koda🥳🎂

My baby had a seizure last night It was her first one that we know of. It was a scary thing to see the fear in her eyes and her whole body shaking. She was sleeping in front of me & all of a sudden shot up sideways She stumbled back about 10 feet & fell I dove to put my arm under head 😢

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social I’m excited it’s the last home game of the season. I’m excited because it brings us closer to the draft lottery. I’m excited because Boeser is going to score the first #Canucks goal tonight against the LA Kings Who has you excited Vancouver fans?😳😳😳

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social Keeping with the food theme in California, the #Canucks are looking to feast on some duck á l’orange🦆 tonight in Anaheim I’m picking Öhgren to score first for Vancouver Who you got “peeps”?

Haha

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social Who is in the mood for sushi? Maybe a little California roll My favorite is the crazy boy roll so I’m taking a crazy giant shark bite sized guess the #Canucks are going to swarm the school of raw fish & Boeser scores first for Vancouver vs San Jose Who’s on your menu?

Look at that face😆

My daughter who lives in the US was approved thru the selection process to be able to buy tickets for the 2028 LA Olympics. She has until Saturday to decide. She’s looking at softball and tickets are $256 or $553 US dollars. At this point they don’t have a schedule. You just buy a ticket 🤷🏻

Alberta showing off again. #Canucks fans don’t measure up😆

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social @dgk1969.bsky.social would pay a kings ransom to be right in picking who scores the first #Canucks goal tonight vs LA I’m picking DeBrusk from my throne. Yes I went there. Who you got peeps?

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social Who we got peeps to score the first #Canucks goal tonight vs Vegas I’m going with Öhgren

Darn #BlueJays Brendon Little had a bad game vs the Dodgers😉

The crew of the Artemis set a record for the farthest humans have ever travelled I think they went a little too far

When trump dies, are the former presidents going to boycott the funeral or show up to make sure he died?

Is he dead?

Let me say it first. Congratulations @dgk1969.bsky.social on making the right pick😂😂😂 #Canucks

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social look at this Mammoth turkey I’m having for Easter dinner tonight. I can barely lift it. I think the hairy guys from Utah are going to serve up a turkey too. Tusk Tusk😝 Öhgren has a mammoth game & lifts the #Canucks & scores the first goal Who you got Vancouver fans?

I didn’t watch the game tonight but it’s obvious the #Canucks need Kane in the lineup to score.

How are the #Canucks even scoring without Kane in the lineup😉

What a Wild night last night hey @harsunderhunjan.bsky.social ? So many #Canucks satisfied with their mile high performance. Now they take on Mini-Soda Who’s going to pop the first Vancouver goal tonight? I’m going with Öhgren to get it going. Who you got?

I brought my car into the body shop today to get fixed from the parking lot incident a couple weeks ago They give me a car with Alberta plates 😭😭😭

#Canucks rebuild is over

@harsunderhunjan.bsky.social Which #Canucks player becomes a member of the Mile High Club tonight and “scores” first in Colorado Maybe I’m not using that saying quite right I say Rossi starts the Avalanche of goals. Who you got Vancouver fans?

Inspector Claw-so inspecting my work😆