Spain spent ~$47 billion creating a high speed rail system. We need to tax these guys into oblivion and spend that money on something useful.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Dewey maybe not the best choice in picking someone to fight

This holiday season focus on what’s truly important like the Saint Tom Wilson giving the people free chicken nuggies.

This 7am beer brought to you by an airport

When on the east coast we Waffle House

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Really big day for me, I finally subscribed to @hockeyviz.com.

Back in America on the east coast and first breakfast was at an IHOP where I just inhaled pancakes ama

His move to 2nd C has been quite the fortune for the Caps. One has to wonder, yet again, what witchcraft is being practiced by the Caps front office to keep getting away with these kinds of moves.

I cannot tell you how much code I’ve written that’s been frenzied powered by drum and bass but it’s been significant.

Oh well. Better deploy the exact same personnel with a similar strategy and just keep on uh tryin.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Trump drooling over Mamdani in the Oval Office the same day Hakeem Jeffries voted to condemn socialism could not be funnier to me

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Update: Japan is Ryan Leonard hat trick away from me never leaving.

Apparently all I need to do for a Leno, Ovi, and Protas goal scoring 1st period is be on a bullet train in Japan. If I need to continue to do this for the Caps I am willing to make the sacrifice

I was meant for a life where I’m riding bullet trains called the “Hayabusa Super Express” and eating onigiri bought from a newsstand on the platform.

The year is 2025, and on my walk home from an errand in San Francisco I had to help a poor sad lonely robot car stuck on a street where its last rider got out and didn’t close its door. A moral conflict, leave it to anguish or close the door to keep it moving along/not blocking the street.

Matt Roy with an amazing no look redirect between the legs goal while alone in front of the net, as we all expected #allcaps

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Hershey Bears, what are you doing?!?!? That’s too much heat, people aren’t ready for this kind of fire! (I would absolutely get a large if I thought it were possible)

Don’t need morning coffee when I see stuff like this.

Two days until Tokyo

How Hughes lost the finger. #NJDevils

I'm not sure which discussion of trump offering stimulus I enjoy less

Another #ALLCAPS gameday

The roar of the @sfdirewolf.bsky.social has fallen silent, and we are all lesser for it. RIP Alice Wong.

Saw The Running Man tonight, and life in Trump’s America in 2027 looks wild.

Congress stop being so embarrassing challenge.

Bought a new ridiculous backpack for my Tokyo - DC - Miami trip where I’m on the road for 3 weeks. Which means my suitcase will have more room to bring shit back from Japan.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

Mmhm. Mmmmhmmmmm.

He’s just so good at this.

My most elitist east coast moments here in California happen when I witness how colleagues react to rain.

Wow Mamdani just took off his face during this speech and revealed that he’s been Cobra Commander this entire time

rarely do you see anyone care more about anything than GOP leaders do about starving American children

You either die a hero or live long enough to care about making a clear and concise slide deck.

U gotta remember that this is Game 7 in Toronto

What if I just stayed a Big Red Hellhound year round.

Ryan Leonard, just like Tom Wilson, is a saint who can do no wrong.

Married her yesterday.

Everything around me seems less than great, but for me they’re okay. Especially when I’m able to ride to the SF Ferry Building for morning coffee.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty. And tip service industry folks heavily.

*marked safe from not walking into the ocean or the woods, never to seen again, after hearing “AI” mentioned at work over 1 million times*

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

Oh wow hearing my own voice in a recorded zoom call and it’s a miracle not more people have punched me in the face

NHL fans to MLB fans