ppl on here are so obsessed with using the word nor, do they think it makes you sound more educated or something

At some point the mood in the administration will flip from “we don’t have to worry about consequences because we will never lose power” to “we must make sure we don’t lose power because if we do, oh God the consequences“. We’ll know that moment when we see it. It won’t be fun for anyone.

Dupont Circle

This timeline sucks dude, why I gotta watch a video ad in the app before seeing the hourly weather

gc said yes 🥰

• Tekiah gedolah at Neilah 💿

we love a subtle g’mar tov to the only other person wearing nice clothes and canvas sneakers on the metro platform

It must be so awkward to die right before Yom Kippur as a practicing Jew, like god really looked at the ten days since Rosh Hashanah and said know what, don’t even bother

Before we moved I told my partner we could do a spice audit, that is, go through our cabinet and decide what to keep and toss//what he did not know is that this is a kangaroo court and I had no intention of getting rid of anything 😇

Let’s bite mama

Living walking distance to a movie theater again

"One Battle After Another" will have you doing this unironically

Hooooly shit what a movie! Wow!!

Wearing my Lawrence of Arabia shirt to One Battle After Another to get tickets for the 12:15* && they didn’t even ask what movie 😩

If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership.

RIP to a goddamn hero.

Found a book I’ve been dying to read clearing out my old storage unit

Red marks on my knees looking like umm rug burn but it’s actually from doing עלינו הגדול on asphalt 🥴

Should I wear my rhinestone Happy New Year tiara to synagogue tomorrow y/n

From twt we live in the dumbest time and place possible

SF, CA

My friend bought a house in Potomac and really thinks it won’t affect how often she sees her friends

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

When she was a baby Moo Deng slept in jail

One thing about Leland Palmer’s psychotic break is that despite everything, he had a lovely singing voice

Clinique Black Honey to Beyoncé in DC, Clinique Black Honey to System of a Down in Chicago

One of my only early pandemic memories is my uncle sending me two bottles from his “hand sanitizer guy.” loved him for it. worst product I’ve ever used

nothing like a saturday of labor day weekend newsdump, but no time like the present: I wrote a book, and it’s available for pre-purchase! linktr.ee/artbutmakeit...

my best friend clowned me within an inch of my life a few years ago when I told her that I don’t always fall asleep when I nap. She said that’s not napping (??) reminded her of this recently & she did it all again ☠️☠️

trump can’t be dead cause I’m not back in DC yet to celebrate

Model Deng

Standing at Rhode Island Ave., Metro. Guy waiting to pick somebody else up just told me that there’s a checkpoint on Rhode Island Ave NE, nearby. be careful everybody. If I see it on my way home, I will Post the location for you. @spacelawshitpost.me

Timeline so dark I’m agreeing with Hillary again

Forever youtu.be/WkZ5e94QnWk?...

pussy

DC forever

As a DC resident who loves it here, this announcement is the most unsafe I've felt in this city.

What a profoundly stupid day in DC history

And here I thought the GOP was against paying people for not working.

Idk what it’s called, but these are the styles of art I like

i took @maurajudkis.bsky.social of @washingtonpost.com to a strip club to celebrate SLOPPY ✨💋 👠

Said I wasn’t gonna drink for the rest of the month my last day in wine country; that was July 17 & I don’t feel or look any different almost 2 weeks later 🙃

The summer lineup

A Nicklas Backstrom appreciation post. 🦅

Keeping a straight face at my friend’s increasingly Bobby Hill-looking baby

Poisoning pigeons in the park today even though it’s not spring in memory of Tom Lehrer, r.i.p. legend

Tragedy has struck: thought I saw my we’d pen in my bag on the way to the movies (F1), turns out it was just the battery 😓😓

Now watching: Some Like it Hot (1959)