The most beautiful picture I’ve taken this year is of my aunt’s dog on our annual thanksgiving walk

Truly one of the best games I’ve ever been to, Ovechkin 900 goal celebration, turkey mites on ice, goalie glove oven mitts, oh, and the Caps won 🦃

Let’s sunbathe with mama

“a waxing crescent moon … the one the cow jumped over.” -Monday night football broadcast, for some reason

Union Market

Mamdani trump meeting reminding me that nothing is real

A hat trick for Alex Ovechkin. Never count him out, but I honestly didn't know if he'd get another one at 40. Unbelievable. A large handful of hats hit the ice here in Montreal

Fugazi in the stadium for Caps 80s night, I know that’s right

This was me at friendsgiving yesterday except both pies were made by me, had big flaws, and were still perceived as incredibly delicious

show my partner the ice spice sponge bob big guy video && he got so mad he had to step outside

I love lesbians, what do you mean the first dance at your wedding was Cotton Eye Joe

Sending love & solidarity from DC to Charlotte. And LA. And Chicago. And whoever they try to come for next. We’re stronger together & we will win.

Let’s get ready for a big speech with mama

attn: @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social

Literal jump scare in my Joan Rivers coffee table book

Learning the term fiancé gums ruined my life

NOMA

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This sht never gets old

Shadow president is now in the shadow realm 🪦⚰️

@obies.bsky.social spotted in upper senate park

There coulda been a great riff on the this tweet if the blue jays had won

U gotta remember that this is Game 7 in Toronto

Halloween Queen Moo Deng attempting to eat a small jack-o-lantern

Sent our graphics team a picture I took & love relevant to an upcoming conference and said thanks but no thanks 🙃

In 2014 if you made caramel without salt you were taken out back and shot

If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn’t

Last night I danced to Pink Pony Club with my mom in heels, just like Chappell said 🥰

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

people who have never been up close to this kind of work romanticize it because theirs are not the backs being broken by it 🤪

You know I crushed that placement test to skip ahead to the “describe a scary hotel” unit

For DC, this combined with federal workers who are furloughed now needing to access the local food banks, will be devastating

I cannot recommend you enough to install the Wikipedia app on your devices and use it like you would any search engine. Nowadays they even have tabs so you can open many articles at once. And, if you can, please donate to the foundation. It has survived the internet enshittification that way.

so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.

The most DC picture I’ve taken in a minute

Sparkling water is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

ppl on here are so obsessed with using the word nor, do they think it makes you sound more educated or something

At some point the mood in the administration will flip from “we don’t have to worry about consequences because we will never lose power” to “we must make sure we don’t lose power because if we do, oh God the consequences“. We’ll know that moment when we see it. It won’t be fun for anyone.

Dupont Circle

This timeline sucks dude, why I gotta watch a video ad in the app before seeing the hourly weather

gc said yes 🥰

• Tekiah gedolah at Neilah 💿

we love a subtle g’mar tov to the only other person wearing nice clothes and canvas sneakers on the metro platform

It must be so awkward to die right before Yom Kippur as a practicing Jew, like god really looked at the ten days since Rosh Hashanah and said know what, don’t even bother

Before we moved I told my partner we could do a spice audit, that is, go through our cabinet and decide what to keep and toss//what he did not know is that this is a kangaroo court and I had no intention of getting rid of anything 😇

Let’s bite mama

Living walking distance to a movie theater again