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“It kind of says that we’re a better team than them.”

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

This is an anti-car account, take the bus ya nerds

I’m not a “favorites” person, and if I start to think too hard about it this list would end up 30 books long, but here are some: An Immense World, Ed Yong The Sum of Us, Heather McGhee The Library Book, Susan Orlean The Color of Compromise, Jemar Tisby Power to Save the World, Gwyneth Cravens

Anyway, vote for Nithya

THE MAYOR🚨

LET'S GODDAMN FUND SCIENCE. ALL OF IT.

“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest

Future US history textbooks better have an entire chapter dedicated to Afroman

Nothing but respect for MY Marty Supreme 🫡

screaming. crying. throwing up.

normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty

Absolute. Cinema.

The Avs players went to Milan to chew gum and score goals and they’re all out of chewing gum

Me: “no NHL for a few weeks, I think I need this break. I’m going to have so much free time!” Also me: sits and watches curling for 7 hours straight.

this is who runs this account

Many are asking

I am once again asking airlines and pilots to stop taking credit ahead of time for an early arrival by giving us the time that wheels touch down only for us to taxi for 20+ minutes and pull into the gate technically a couple minutes late

lol. lmao.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

Woke up and had to check again to make sure it was real. WE! KILLED! THE MONORAIL!!!

This is your goalie over either of the Woods, Team Canada??

10/10, would recommend

Carter Hart can eat rocks

I think about this one all the time

listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable

People will post anything. “You could’ve kept Mikko for only 500k more.” No we couldn’t. That isn’t true.

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This moment was, without exaggeration, the happiest I’ve been all year

Border Patrol Sector Chief Gregory Bovino and federal agents stop in front of artist Barbara Kruger's iconic mural outside of MOCA while waiting for a traffic light to change. The mural reads, "Who is beyond the law? Who is bought and sold? Who is free to choose?" @lataco.bsky.social

here are some nice mushrooms as a small reprieve from *waves arms*

Morning run

did not expect john and martha to come for me like this

Viva El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río Porciúncula

I got a belt on that’s holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don’t know what’s really happening down there. Who is the real hero?

Some days I can't get help but get lost in the gap between the world that's possible for us and the world that we have

Obligatory repost

“we are currently clean on opsec”

Listen “Godzilla Minus One” still bangs.

Canada “stuns”? The Canada with MacKinnon, Makar, and McDavid, who you could easily argue are the 3 best in the game right now? What are you talking about “stuns”

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