THE MAYOR🚨

LET'S GODDAMN FUND SCIENCE. ALL OF IT.

“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest

Future US history textbooks better have an entire chapter dedicated to Afroman

Nothing but respect for MY Marty Supreme 🫡

screaming. crying. throwing up.

normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty

Absolute. Cinema.

The Avs players went to Milan to chew gum and score goals and they’re all out of chewing gum

Me: “no NHL for a few weeks, I think I need this break. I’m going to have so much free time!” Also me: sits and watches curling for 7 hours straight.

this is who runs this account

Many are asking

I am once again asking airlines and pilots to stop taking credit ahead of time for an early arrival by giving us the time that wheels touch down only for us to taxi for 20+ minutes and pull into the gate technically a couple minutes late

lol. lmao.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765

Woke up and had to check again to make sure it was real. WE! KILLED! THE MONORAIL!!!

This is your goalie over either of the Woods, Team Canada??

10/10, would recommend

Carter Hart can eat rocks

I think about this one all the time

listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable

People will post anything. “You could’ve kept Mikko for only 500k more.” No we couldn’t. That isn’t true.

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On Sept 4, 1781, El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula was officially established. Over half of the settlers that arrived to the pueblo 244 years ago were of African descent. “L.A. History: A Mexican Perspective” by Barbara Carrasco at @nhm.org: nhm.org/mural-rememb...

This moment was, without exaggeration, the happiest I’ve been all year

Border Patrol Sector Chief Gregory Bovino and federal agents stop in front of artist Barbara Kruger's iconic mural outside of MOCA while waiting for a traffic light to change. The mural reads, "Who is beyond the law? Who is bought and sold? Who is free to choose?" @lataco.bsky.social

here are some nice mushrooms as a small reprieve from *waves arms*

Morning run

did not expect john and martha to come for me like this

Viva El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río Porciúncula

I got a belt on that’s holding up my pants, and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. I don’t know what’s really happening down there. Who is the real hero?

Some days I can't get help but get lost in the gap between the world that's possible for us and the world that we have

Obligatory repost

“we are currently clean on opsec”

Listen “Godzilla Minus One” still bangs.

Canada “stuns”? The Canada with MacKinnon, Makar, and McDavid, who you could easily argue are the 3 best in the game right now? What are you talking about “stuns”

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

METAR xkcd.com/3024

People out here describing protected bike lanes and pedestrianization as massive social engineering project as if the automobile's takeover of American cities was a natural weather event

🗣️ don’t say you hate LA when you don’t travel past the 10

We also made a local news starter pack, will be updating as we get more recommendations! 💖 go.bsky.app/DjqSbRY

If you like planes, you also like trains. It's the law. Shot this evening in Paris ✨

L.A. Taco is here! One of the last local news outlets that was keeping me on the other site. Now we just need Metro rider alerts…

Post your prettiest aviation photo. Must be taken by you. I think I have to go with the super bloom of 5 years ago since it’s not something you see every day!