Ross Douthat right now:

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

Wasn’t posting, too busy libbing out (canvassing, drinking with happy people)

a girl can be a numbers station. the eerie droning of seemingly random numbers transmitted through the airwaves can be a girl

was it worth not having self esteem so I didn’t become one of those people that routinely says shit like “I don’t prefer to suffer fools”

Stealing Halloween early voter valor

Super nice Halloween weekend - turns out the secret to liking the holiday more was… liking myself?? *ball up index card I’m reading off of, toss it away in disgust*

Brooklynites: with SNAP benefits expiring as of today, here are two ways you can help feed neighbors: donate to CHiPS, the food pantry/ women's shelter in Park Slope: www.chipsonline.org. Or leave food in the community fridge on 6th Street between 4th and 5th avenues, next to the Postmark Cafe.

Yknow I always thought we were post 9/11 in the same way we were post-Cold War or maybe post-Babylon m.youtube.com/watch?v=EGc9...

contrary to most holiday practices, it is Not acceptable to play gorillaz/mf doom's November Has Come until midnight tonight. Sorry, them's the rules. no fun allowed - when that shit came out there was an iraq war going on.

i'm sorry but this is such a funny way to say that

I painted ur dog

Chorus of Duran Duran’s The Chauffeur done with a beastie boys style breakdown

The dear hunter Acts series is a rock opera about the dangers of Woodworking (weird relationships with women, horrible trauma leading to newfound, precarious identity)

Yknow the “half A-button press” guy has a really nice little dry, literal sense of humor

Standing by a parking meter / When I caught my Chikorita

finally, a properly British approach to toilet use, we love being all mysterious here, it’s fun, it makes us think we’re Doctor Who

Need more gay experiences - Kissing someone with the same name as you seems peak

For sale, baby coffin: used!!! 👻 oOoO

'episode of the leftovers where dr who gets the shit beat out of him' challenge

think my gender might be jackets

the bar just started playing 100 gecs and I immediately thought “lol got my ass”

Behold… the Arctopus - seasonal overlay

Helluva shine from Kris Statlander 💜

Deadwood counter +1

Listening to @tunneltalkpod.bsky.social and confirming that the Don Callis Family is wrestling’s best current candidate for a @badambulist.bsky.social Dorley Hall sitch. Either played straight or “evil Dorley” and Don is masc!Aunt Bea trying to make them all worse, more toxic boys?

The Poirot Who Fucks is an abominable postmodern concept that must be destroyed

Going crazy trying to remember a really funny joke from a dream when the odds of that still being actually funny is like 3%

I haven’t seen AEW in like two weeks, except for a solitary insta of Kris and Toni laying down looking super gay in the ring together Anything else I should catch up on before wrestledream this weekend?

i think one of the writers at the reductress is having some serious gastrointestinal issues

When a trans woman dies of natural causes, at an age greater than 75, having lived more than half her life as herself, that is cause for celebration, not mourning. Thank you, Miss Major.

Finally out of work hell thing! Beautiful women of nyc, hit me up I wanna really get out this weekend!!

I dunno man I think there is an emotional truth to the bird turning a knob and opening a door from thin air, pressing a button and riding it up like an elevator. I don’t think we’re just supposed to identify with porky pig in that one

need to finish my deadwood rewatch so i can refocus on voice training instead of defaulting to stimming on verbose, husky, cowboy speak

so like, ten thousand hot, dweeby ladies are all hanging out in manhattan right now and I want to talk to all of them. I'm willing to do anything except pay $150 to go into a shopping mall and thus I am fucked.

go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black). be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends. life is for the living. do it scared. 🏳️‍⚧️🖤🏳️‍🌈

Oh my God I never posted this? Day late I guess

never forget

Folding laundry is where god hid hell on earth

Parks and Rec is a dating sim where Rashida Jones is your self insert and you date Amy Poehler until she dumps you for Adam Scott

does anyone want to send me $50-100 so I can pay my utilities & buy some groceries because IOP makes it really hard to find time/energy to work that would be so rad & cool thank you 🖤 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb ca/vm: mommywiseau

theres definitely a gun pokemon that gamefreak isnt telling us about

New TSwift song about dick mostly retraumatized me remembering that absolutely cursed Say Anything song he did about fantasizing about being his then-wife's vibrator (but in a feminist way)

"Hey doll, you're living in a slaughterhouse"

Going out to a rental place to try on fancy things for the work event I got coming up - anyone who knows a better place to take care of that in nyc would be my hero though 🥹

Data from last nite indicating I’m not as good at drunk bloodborne as I was previously hoping