Today feels like a good day to reiterate that I will never forgive anyone who voted for these monsters.

Some symbols deserve the smoke. 🔥 Baby 🔥 #SheShed

A good meeting with my boss will be rewarded with getting high and then going to get ice cream.

Selling two extra tickets to Joel Cummins /Brendan Bayliss show at Garcias Chicago next Saturday. It’s a fundraiser but I’m selling tix for significantly less than I paid if anyone’s interested!

This was the best news of the day. I bought tickets for me and the kids for 6/30 hoping Maya would extend her run as Mary.

Well that’s a little on the nose. Message I just received from the New York City Bar Association:

Am I wrong though?

I do not like not owning a scale and then finding out at the doctor that I'm 5lbs heavier than I thought I was. Rude af.

. It's insane to think about the fact that banks made $89 billion in overdraft fees past year. That's $89 billion they took from people who literally have no money. .

My girlfriend? You don’t know her. She lives in another state. But here are some tweets where she said nice things about me to show you proof that I really have a gf.

"If you give the rich tax breaks, they'll lower prices for everyone else." No, they won't. Want proof? Every single MLB team owner is in the richest 0.1% and receives hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax breaks every year. And it now costs an average $225 to attend a game.

Here's a nice poster for you suitable for framing

Filling out a form for a new doc and just so you all know the technical term for pulling out is Coitus Interruptus.

Major new psychedelics paper out today by the wizards at (largely) Imperial College London. - Psychedelic naive subjects had their first dose of psilocybin - Follow-ups up to one-month - Brain, cognitive, and emotional measures Check out the paper for more! www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Sinead Burke said this about the Met costume exhibit as she explained some of the disabled bodied costumes. “You are explicitly invited and radically welcomed.” Something most humans want to hear and feel.

An incredible thread that offers some real insight in to the the Met Gala and 'is this art?'

“If you don’t get that photo, it’s like, what’s the point of the trip?” Humans are hopeless.

Nicely done, @benjy-eisen.bsky.social!

Post something random or you'll have the exact same May as you will if you don't post anything.

I smell. commentary.

cackling 😂

"There were days where I found nothing, but nothing is good enough for me. There are people for whom nothing is good enough, meaning nothing ever satisfies them, and people for whom nothing is good enough because the point is the quest." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-last-i...

The proposed "Stratos" data center campus in Box Elder County, Utah would consume 9 GW of energy. We thought it might be helpful to give readers some points of comparison. Read more: https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/05/04/hyperscale-data-center-project/ 

Global aluminum price: $3,500/t U.S. price, with tariffs: $6,100/t Trump's dream of a purely domestic auto industry is total fantasy, but industry is enabling it because they think he'll find some scuzzy way to make them whole. Good luck with that.

Lauren Santo Domingo not attending Met Gala tells me all I need to know about this years event. The theme might as well be people with money who think they have style as opposed to people with style and money.

Just watched a video of a WNBA player saying she signed a contract for $999,999 instead of $1 million because she saved $13,000 in taxes. People really don’t know how taxes work in America.

I’m convinced that the trend of young men lookmaxxing is just a cultural way of shifting men into the feminine partner since men are trailing women in college degrees and buying first homes so they need to catch a good mate by looking good since they can’t provide anymore.

The younger male teen of the house keeps singing this one line “I was looking for a job and then I found a job” and I’m like what does your 13yr old ass know about this having never worked a job in your life?

Les Misérables Original Broadway Cast Recording.

One of the primary things driving drone innovation is cost. These semi-autonomous flying missiles are tens of thousands of dollars cheaper than most munitions on the market. www.404media.co/japan-cardbo...

Gonna fight the crowds and go to the Chinese Cultural fest at the botanical gardens just to feel something.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

donald trump is somehow going to create a better world in the most ass backwards evil way possible. like wdym there is suddenly huge gvmt interest in renewables and EVs and US military bases in europe are being vacated

send help (1 extra for tonight)

ISO 1-2 tix for sphere N3 so I can get my farmhouse

Tell the kids we use to go days, weeks even, without thinking about the president.

For those of you staying at the Venetian South Tower, go to Bouchon on the 10th floor and get the lump crab benedict and thank me later.

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

New, from me: This should be a clarifying moment about the relationship the Supreme Court's opposition to representative democracy in America. Lets look at some graphs that make this point. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/power-demo...

I think we need to bring back the concept of having “inside thoughts”

The impact of the Voting Rights Act on Black representation in the House. Pretty damn clear. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

I have 2 good friends ISO 2 tix for tomorrow if you see any! Cash or trades #brah

Oh boy. This year’s fire season out west might be worst yet.

Really what this shows me that no one who's in the justice dept has ever worked in the restaurant industry. Must be nice to avoid that sector of work your entire life and then use one of OUR TERMS incorrectly to go after a political opponent. Let's just stop serving these assholes. General strike.

Janet Mills to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

I just finished Christopher Browning's work 'Ordinary Men,' that discusses in detail genocidal support and tolerance in society and I will reiterate: The pathological desire of Democrats™️ to 'I told you so' every issue rather than confront their own genocidal policy will be studied by historians.