You know things are down bad when Las Vegas is having a sale.

You've taken every technology away from me that I loved. Do you think that I'm really going to miss leaving TikTok? You really overestimate how many fucks Gen X have left.

The democrats had a combined 12 years (8 Obama and 4 Biden) to break up Sinclair. People were hip to this stuff in the 2004 election.

I know I never got a 107/100 on a paper in college, so my kid is for sure doing better than me.

I’ve never heard “feckless” used this much before this administration.

Someone just compared Erika Kirk during the celebration of life to when Marlena was possessed on Days of Our Lives and that is my kind of niche comparison that I comprehend.

Anyone else really excited for Season 3 of the Karen Read v. the Bad Cops of Canton?

i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.

Did you know that the Bible that is to be in every classroom in OK has the Constitution of the United States in the back is conveniently missing the 13th and 14th amendments? I’m sure that was just an oversight on their part and not on purpose.

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

Listen, we all marry with the hopes of ever after. But the reality is over 50% end in divorce. So you will have to go change all your cards, frequent flyer programs, SS, work benefits, drivers license, and passport back to your maiden name afterwards. Never change your last name. Make him do it.

On this historic National Tylenol Causes Autism Day, the "RFK Jr makes some good points" people have been officially upgraded from assholes to extra-strength assholes.

And if you want some examples of said merch:

Remember, it's your job to collect as much evidence during your attack. Make sure you pull hair and scratch skin to the point of bleeding as that dna will be needed to find your assailant, since you can't really describe what they look like.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

T-Pain should do a tour with 3 sets. One set of his music, one of him doing covers, and one DJ set w/lazers. I would buy tickets.

Fingers crossed I get accepted into this free therapy program for Asian Americans. I need to talk to someone about how I feel crazy that my parents who fled a communist country don’t believe that we are turning into a communist country.

The shooter was raised mormon. The mormons believe that if you are a sinful person, but die through bloodshed, then you can still be saved. Maybe the shooter believed he was blood atoning him? Then the shooter should be seen as a savior right?

All the super straight, Christian, MAGA warriors broke down Grindr, the gay dating/sex app, yet again. The last time it broke down...the RNC in Wisconsin.

Lol. Mark told me I had a package from the United States and I was confused. He then handed me my Banana Republic box.

Underwriting won’t cover cyber trucks anymore. If you can find insurance it’s gonna cost you $600-800 a month.

You people are so stupid. China isn’t helping anyone else except themselves. They literally named themselves the middle country in Chinese.

Grindr gonna be busy in AZ today.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

Imagine being an H1B worker just enjoying your vacation and then being told you need to be back in the US within 18 hours or pay $100K get back in. What a mess.

Totally aging myself, but remember the video for Land Of Confusion used puppets from the Russian puppet show that Putin had taken off the air.

Wait, girls were pissed Kacey Musgraves was talking with Paul Stamets about mushrooms and walked out because it wasn’t a concert?!? I’ve paid to hear Paul talk and would gladly do so again.

Just watched Colbert do 67 with the hands to Jake Trapper so that trend has got to be on its way out, right?

The reunited Portishead share the performance of "Roads" that they recorded for the Together For Palestine benefit

And remember that there are millions of us who would be out there protesting if we were native born white citizens.

It's weird to feel the ovulation cramps, get the pre-period diarrhea, but no bleeding. #perimenopause

Just like a narcissist will gaslight to make you think you are crazy. Women who have been in abusive relationships know exactly how this game is played.

Just like it's the girls job to dress in a way not to provoke men's attention. We also need to watch our drinks when we go out at night in case some man drugs us. We also need to carry mace in case a man follows us. It's also our job to make sure we have evidence to provide you when we are raped.

Let me tell you the real reason they want to control TikTok. More women have realized they are in abusive relationships on that app, than every other social media combined. And that is a huge threat to the patriarchy.

“Israeli forces fired upon a clearly identified MSF water truck while it was distributing drinking water in Gaza City. The vehicle’s route and schedule had been communicated in advance to the Israeli authorities.  This attack was a deliberate attempt to sabotage water distribution to civilians.”

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

No matter what he cancels he can’t cancel himself off the Epstein list.

Oh boy. Who planned Kirk's funeral during the solar eclipse in Virgo? You don't have to believe in astrology, but astrology believes in us.

I just checked in with myself and decided I'm going to hustle my way through this craziness. I can't control most of this crap. But I can control what I do on a daily basis, so I'm going to capitalism to the max. Capmax if we want to get all GenZ about it.

If we had the Red Scare when people were turning in communists. Then we had the Lavender Scare when people were turning in gays. So is this the Orange Scare?

From Milton Mayer's "They Thought They Were Free" I first read it in November and I'm rereading it now. It crushing feeling the exact same things as this academic did. It's the same process.

The address to target is: Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution 500 S. Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521-3515

Why did bringing up Battle of the Network Stars make me think about my first female crush, Kristy McNichol.

I mean, if they only brought back Battle Of The Network Stars, then we could all sit around our tvs and enjoy some wholesome entertainment. Oh, wait. We have Dancing With The Stars now and I guess that's the same thing.

NEW: If Republicans won’t conduct oversight of Trump’s unconstitutional and cruel immigration policies that kidnap and disappear immigrants of all statuses, I will. Today’s Shadow Hearing will focus on how his actions are destroying U.S. families and communities.

I wonder who has intel stock and is winning big today from these announcements. It's not me.

Let’s mock them still

"This is not a time to be dismayed, this is PUNK ROCK TIME! This is what Joe Strummer trained you for." -Henry Rollins #Resist