I just realized I left a dress I was going to wear tomorrow hanging in the closet at home 🤦🏻‍♀️

When my rent went up $450 a month, it took me 2 years to get back to feeling housing secure. Not that I was homeless, but that hit to my nervous system was so large that it took 2 years for me to feel “normal” after that event. The mental spiral was intense and deep.

DC Fans Claim Dog From ‘Supergirl’ Not Even Hot https://theonion.com/dc-fans-claim-dog-from-supergirl-not-even-hot/

This is already happening in the US. More than 90% of veterinarians work for a private equity owned facility. Try finding a vet in your town not associated with one. I bet you can’t.

Alito, wearing an 'I hate immigrants' t-shirt: "It's not prejudicial, it's a policy objection"

“Gonyea was working as a poll worker Tuesday afternoon at the Central Library on Salina Street when agents called to meet with her … She said she did not want to meet them outside alone. ‘I’ve seen the news, especially in Minnesota,’ she said. ‘And I didn’t want anything to happen to me at all.’”

Have you all decided to add "thank you for your attention on this matter" after every statement you make? It's been fun to see people's reaction.

This guy predicted this exact outcome a month ago. At least when I pay my quarterly federal income tax, I get some schadenfreude as a treat.

The fact that Trump cut the $20Million that it would have taken to prevent the screwworm epidemic, but now is going to spend $1Billion to eradicate it, tells you all you need to know about Trump and today's Republican party.

This is not good.

I saw visible poverty and drug activity yesterday and I didn’t think to myself, “If only we had more police we could arrest our way out of drug addiction and poverty,” because I’m not a monster. I want to fund healthcare and housing and drug rehab.

We have a new entry in the climate dictionary under “irony”

Every day normal people walk down the street and they pass a dog and that dog barks at them and they somehow manage to get out of the situation without shooting the dog. Cops cannot do that. Not in their skill set

I know I reskeet a lot of stuff, but this one is really a good one. Check out this tidbit.

I’m old enough to remember that Obama didn’t have to give Iran $330bn in unfrozen assets, lifted sanctions, and a wealth fund in order to get them to agree to nuclear inspectors.

CNN, CBS, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post, Facebook, Twitter, and Roku are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires. Here’s why the media has a liberal bias.

Believing that billionaires and trillionaires are fighting for the working class requires an almost comical level of delusion.

"I'm going to need every woman to stop holding her body image to a standard that was set by men, who are attracted to teenagers."

I went to the supermarket yesterday and couldn't find one lime. You could buy a sack of key limes, but not individual limes. Then went to meats and the lights in the open coolers were not on and the beef area looked really sparse. Maybe it was just a Monday, or maybe supplies are lagging.

Someone selling a used folding card table with folding chairs as a mahjong table set for $450. Gotta love the cultural appropriation used for increased profits. The capitalism gods would be proud.

Ah, by the sounds outside of my open window, it seems that summer marching band practice has started this week over at the high school. Did you know they practice sometimes till after 9pm? Not my favorite part of living here, but it could be way worse.

I have one mean hummingbird that chases other hummingbirds away from my feeder. How do I deal with this fucker?

The DARVO politics of the Trump admin are unmatched, down to arresting people and blaming them for the paint peeling off the bottom of the Reflecting Pool. It's basically federal policy to blame everything you screw up on someone unrelated

For years I've tracked billionaire excess. Each year I show students a chart that blows their minds. This year I had to redraw it for a trillionaire: Elon Musk, $1.32T. Depressing that we're here. Silver lining: couldn't have happened to a less deserving person, proof that wealth ≠ merit.

when does the cat become prime minister

It's hard not feeling like the second favored child when the divorced parents each separately make plans to go visit your sibling and their family, but never make plans to visit you and your family.

Morning Kittens - Monday Morning Back to Work Edition

The Onion on point with their ads.

We create two holidays specifically to culturally shame men to do nice things for the women in their lives. Then we have today which sole purpose is to celebrate successful ejaculations and placate mediocre men with a participation prize.

Girls rule Boys drool

Woke up still obsessed with the new Ralph Lauren Spring 27 show and that rugby I will need to have.

Suffering Succatash!

My empire crumbling My war a defeat My white house a crime My pool all fresh slime

File under: Dudes rock www.instagram.com/reel/DZxz5x-...

I have a small pox vaccine scar. Maybe that is why I don't see the big deal about vaccines. I grew up around people with visible proof that they were vaccinated.

Now 72, the Price resident said he’s been voting since he was 18.

Someone in SLC please go to Central 9th Market and get a breakfast sando with mortadella and a fried egg and send me a pic so I can drool.

I really do hope that when someone googles me that the last two selfies I've posted here come up first.

How do I teach myself to sleep on my back in a week. I wake up with these lines on my face that last till noon. Normally I just don’t leave the house until later in the day. But next week I need to be at a trade show talking to people starting at 9am!

I personally don’t think it’s fair that both my sister and my mom never had any issues with perimenopause and again I feel like the black sheep of the family.

The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth

This is actually hilarious. I bet he’s fuming over this coverage. Lololol

When people ask how living in the Midwest is going.

t appears the paint or whatever the Trump regime used to cover the large "86 47" etched into the lawn near the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has worn away, and the numbers are once again visible. June 19, 2026. REUTERS/Aaron Schwartz

I just feel like australias defensive style involves too much hugging

I know I should be pissed because these shenanigans are being funded by us, but I can’t help but to laugh at how this keeps getting worse by the day. Truly a spectacle of blunders.

Gonna see how triple chin tan lines come out.

Happy Juneteenth, frens!

The number of people at the Knicks parade today were roughly equal to the combined population of Wyoming, Vermont, North Dakota, South Dakota, Delaware, Montana & Alaska. So if you heard about any issues in NYC today, but not about any crimes in those states, you know the agenda of that media.