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Rich Eichmann gets his tighty whities in such a bunch rather quickly. He's so fragile, so easily triggered. Methinks the whiny, little bitch needs a doggie downer or two and step away from the double espressos. Ticket sales are about to get a whole lot WORSE 🤣🤣 www.rawstory.com/richard-gren...

@governor.ca.gov I. AM. DEAD. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The same John Cornyn that whines while clutching his pearls when tRumpenfuhrer lies to congressional MAGAt's like Cornyn. Which is every, single day. I say this with all the respect afforded one like Cornyn: Go fuck yourself, you pasty piece of shit. www.rawstory.com/raw-investig...

The Onion, 23 years ago. theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?

Awwww! The Brave Little Toaster really can't handle having a real job. Having a 9 to 5 is WAY too much for the "tough" guy ... Dan Bongino announces he's quitting moments after Trump lauds him for doing a 'great job' www.rawstory.com/dan-bongino-...

LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency? CARR: I think th--- L: Yes or no C: There's a test for this in the la--- L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question C: The FCC is not L: So is your website lying? C: Possibly

Angry, little Ivan must've just renewed his membership to the "Tiny Penis Club." It's the only logic reason why he's trying out the "tough" guy schtick. I get why the wee one is angry all the time but that's a genetics problem. I'm sure Smith was "scared" 🤣 www.rawstory.com/ivan-raiklin/

We were married on this day in 1978... soulmates ever since. ❣️ #ForeverGrateful 🙏

Moses Eichmann doesn't get a "A". The piece of shit had to be FORCED to respond to his dear leader's vileness and not only blamed the media but gave a weak as fuck response. 'Just heard a single vertebrae!' Johnson finally responds to Trump’s cruel Reiner comments www.rawstory.com/just-heard-a...

Sure, Clownstick von Fuckface. I see how this is going to play out: Just like James Comey, just like Leticia James, Felon 47's "stellar" DOJ will have NOTHING. 'Thugs!' Trump vows J6 investigators will pay 'very steep price' as he unloads wild claims www.rawstory.com/trump-steep-...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh, hun! No matter how much white MAGA ass you kiss, they still won't like you! On top of being WAY too brown for the MAGAverse, your a feriner! I'm ALMOST embarrassed for this dingleberry ... www.rawstory.com/harmeet-dhil...

How dare Franz Gurtner Barbie pick on a "patriotic tourist!" This is weaponization of the DoJ and they're trying to ruin the patriots life! Trump DOJ urges judge to jail pardoned J6 rioter after he turns up in DC www.rawstory.com/taylor-taran...

NEW: GRAND JURY REFUSES TO RE-INDICT LETITIA JAMES per @nicollewallace.bsky.social on Deadline White House. HAHAHAHA

Pastor Black: While I was in the middle of using the words of Jesus, they opened fire on me. It was so clear that they had been so poorly trained, or — the alternative — that they had been deliberately told to escalate violence against peaceful protesters.

"Shocking" ... the domestic terrorist is a MAGAt. And, have no worries, Benny Johnson is stupid enough to double down on his bullshit. Jan. 6 pipe bomber suspect supported MAGA theory that election was stolen from Trump: CNN www.rawstory.com/jan-6-267437...

Trump's national security strategy puts great emphasis on "competence and merit" and "civilizational advantage". This administration personifies the opposites.

This is as nazi as it gets👇

Trump's national security strategy is out. It reads like something written by Vladimir Putin, just like the 28pt plan was. We learn that Europe is degenerate and is being racially adulterated through the in-migration of dark-skinned people, www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women". Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

Oh no. The Secretary of Rape, Murder and Alcoholism is going to sic his mommy on you!!!! Hegseth gets testy with 'nitpicking' reporters: 'What you in the press don't understand' www.rawstory.com/pete-hegseth...

I can't wait for The Hague ICC to get their hands on this fucking clown and wipe that stupid smile off of his murdering, drunk face. The insecure coward will go running to his mommy/wife for help ... Trump's Cabinet laughs as Hegseth cracks boat bombing jokes www.rawstory.com/pete-hegseth...

Just spitballin' ... if the insecure Captain Bone Spurs and the insecure Secretary of Jack Daniels didn't require the Nat'l Guard to cosplay as police, which they are not trained for, and allowed the actual police to do the policing, this wouldn't have happened. www.rawstory.com/hegseth-nati...

Christ. At least the old Gestapo had the balls to be honest about their violence. The new Gestapo are nothing but a bunch of candy assed punks hiding behind masks. I hope Bovino and his "attorney's" at the DOJ FRY once this cesspool administration is over. www.rawstory.com/greg-bovino-...

I look forward to the day when Franz Gurtner Barbie and Insurance Adjuster Barbie are disbarred ... I am going to giggle my ass off ...

My daughter and I visited the house we lived in when she was a baby, and she was shocked a 29-year-old Navy guy could afford a nice house in a safe neighborhood. That wasn’t crazy in 1996 — but today, a nice house is out of reach for so many young people. That has to change.

As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.

www.reuters.com/business/hea... An uncounted number of extra people have died from AIDS and 2.5 million have lost access to medicine to block the spread of HIV, because of cuts to global programmes since Trump returned to the White House, the U.N. body fighting AIDS said on Tuesday.

So about those Epstein files. Tick tock.

Retired 4-star Army General Barry McCaffrey said the Pentagon's threats to Sen. Mark Kelly are making the U.S. start to look like the government of North Korea.

The weak-chinned pissant can cry me a river ...

President Dumb Ass

On tonight’s episode: Pam Bondi lunges at Lindsey Halligan: "You ruined my James Comey revenge!" Halligan yells, “You were the idiot who let the statute of limitations run!” A drunk Jeanine Pirro pushes them apart. Pam snarls at Pirro: “I’m not through with you, Miss Can’t Get a Fucken Indictment!”

Another day, another TEN missed opportunities for the DNC to speak on behalf of Dems about the abomination of the day. Mark Kelly shouldn’t have to defend himself alone. The DNC, the national Dem PARTY should be speaking up for him and the other members of Congress all over the place. WHYYYYY

President Pedophile signed the law to release the Epstein files .... so where the FUCK are they?

I feel so much safer knowing this incompetent filth is investigating those he's not fit to lick the dog shit from the bottom of their boots for the "crime" of reminding troops of their oath. Just have Lindsey Halligan as the prosecutor, okay wanna-be "tough" guy? www.rawstory.com/fbi-investig...

The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay. When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?

Always.....💙💛

If you want to see a classic example of cult behavior, when a cult member takes a stand against the cult leader or their agenda, look no further than the recent exchange between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump.

Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."

Proof the rapey, Secretary of Jack Daniels is day drinking. He doesn't know how mirrors work ... "Your medals are out of order & rows reversed." Jesus Fucking Christ. This is the "best" Clownstick von Fuckface could come up with. Our DoD is a goddamned JOKE. www.rawstory.com/hegseth-kell...

The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:

Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.

BREAKING: Senile Satan pardons two “turkeys” that suspiciously look like Sean Combs and Ghislaine Maxwell.