Art Nouveau door, Brussels Belgium, photographer unknown

2 cups of coffee in me, and I want to hug the entire world. Lord knows what 3 cups might do.

I know so many Americans, who are the best people I have ever met! It's sad your country is going through these...

Lord, we don’t need another Toy Story movie.

This joke writes itself.

The kittens have learned to climb out of their basket. Heaven help us.

I have one good elbow. The other one is an evil bastard who will stop at nothing until he gets his drivers license back.

The algae has just donated a plane to the president

trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead

I may only be a novelist who doesn’t get out much, but I know that if you win a war, you don’t have to pay the loser $300bn

Show up. Stand up. Speak up.

THANK you, KTLA

“ One good day can cure months of sadness.” Beau Taplin. Photo art by Benjamin Wolf "Lonely Tree"

Sweet! When they gunna bring in Truckasaurus Rex?!

Nothing is more punk than saying no one else is truly punk.* *works for Christianity too.

When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

another Happy Pride Month, Hippies! Anthony Hurd (American, b. 1975) "Feeling One's Oats," 2024 acrylic on canvas 26 x 32 in.

Porcupine puffer fish are engaging and intelligent tropical fish. While they are known as masters of defense, they are also naturally very curious. But don't let their adorableness distract you; their potent toxin, tetrodotoxin, can be lethal to humans.

Mamma clouds before the storm. #clouds #storms #eveningmeditation

Fort Apache Indian Reservation. ⚫️🟢Home🟡⚪️

Navajo Bridge, AZ.

Choy Moo Kheong (b.1950 Singapore) Blue Whispering Day, 2022. Acrylic on canvas.

He’s generally displeased. #birds

White Mountain Apache. ⚫️🟢🟡⚪️

It’s a migraine day. I have so much work to do, but right now sitting in a cool dark office is about all I can muster.

#Poetry #Painting #Summer Bats can hear shapes. Plants can eat light. Bees can dance maps. We can hold all these ideas at once and feel Both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all. Jared K Anderson 🎨 Ralph Emerson

Oh! The Turntables Have Timed! ['Cow Abducting a UFO' by Fer Martinez]

So disrespectful. Do they have one in Krang?

Gonna go turn some heads at the Walmart with my BDE. Biodegradable Earwax.

Kolob Canyon, UT would be a National Park if it weren’t already surrounded by other National Park. The night we were there we saw zero hikers and maybe four other cars. It’s like Zion and Bryce Canyon for people who don’t go the parks for the traffic and crowds.

Best of luck with that colonoscopy today. I hope they find something good up in your neighborhood.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….?

It’s not just fun, it’s…

Morning Bluesky

Alright, who did this? I feel like I’m being picked on.

Note: Not everything needs to be “hot honey” flavored.

This is cute.

Mandalorian and Grogu was fun, but honestly, I could have done without the holy choir music every time the Child wiggles his fingers in the air and makes something float.

J. D. Vance didn’t “molest” those couches. He “made love” to them.

Whether you think Wemby deserves a flagrant foul or that the contact was justified, one thing is for certain: Donald Trump Poops his Pants.

Friend sent this music deep cut over. Too funny not to share! 😂

"Trees are poems that Earth writes upon the sky." Khalil Gibran Ralph Emerson art

Hopeful news amidst the ongoing dumpster fire. www.kvoa.com/news/good-ne...

If you surround yourself with sycophantic underlings who constantly tell you how loved you are, attending a New York Knicks game is sure to be a rude awakening.

BREAKING: Sources say Sesame Street got a last minute phone call from Bari Weiss requesting to show Oscar The Grouch “being a little more violent”

If by “it” you mean the cemetery, then I have great news! (I think that losing so many loved ones during the past 6 years has warped me, somewhat).

A lady in another Lexus just stopped to let me merge into traffic, and I never believed in the class struggle until right now.