The only people who have the historical and moral authority to complain about immigration are those who are Indigenous to Turtle Island.

RE-RE-OPEN THE STRAITS AGAIN YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. ASALAH CUM A LAKE UM. SHALOM. NAMASTE!!! PS. The Pope SUCKS at pickleball. Everyone is saying it.

This is an all time great article. Do yourself a favor. (Only if/when you are in an appropriate place to loudly guffaw, chortle and snort. Like a funeral?)

THANKS FOR OPENING UP THE STRAITS, YA CRAZY BASTARDS.

Surprisingly earnest graffiti

“Turn around and prepare to be boarded by the Navy.” -actual audio released by CENTCOM from the Gulf of Hormuz today.

Jesus of Nazareth is WEAK on crime.

BREAKING: Jesus Christ Returns For Second Coming, Republicans Immediately Start Explaining His Own Teachings to Him

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Choy Moo Kheong (Singaporean b.1950), Blue Whispering Day, 2022, Acrylic on canvas

Dusted in gold and shaped like diamonds, Pacific cownose rays are a true treasure to behold. Resembling birds in flight, these migratory species travel in fevers across the eastern Pacific Ocean, from northern Mexico to northern Peru, including the Galápagos Islands. 🎥: Pelayo Salinas

"Goddamn it, Leo! You haven't made an arrest in months! I've had enough. Put your staff and mitre on my desk and get the hell out of here."

Just the notion of the Pope being “weak on crime” is hilarious. It’s like calling out the Dalai Lama for having a really terrible space program.

Homemade with 00 flour. I’d say, it’s 80% there.

In the same lane:

“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t” Josh H.

in negotiations to stop the spiders that crawl into my mouth at night, i have agreed to let the spiders continue to crawl into my mouth at night. i will also pay them ten dollars

I see your “secret family recipe” Mac and cheese and raise you pasta alla forma-

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

We all know that he’s itching to be the first person in history to use “tactical nukes” and he didn’t push the button. Maybe there is a god.

All wars start with lies.

morning

He finally found a situation he can’t bluff and lie his way out of, and he doesn’t know what to do. He could always resign. Go play King of Mar a Largo for the rest of his time on this planet.

Octopus hauling ass on the sea floor: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Romania_mi...

Citizens United has facilitated the early stages of foriegn control over the sovereignty of the USA. Just as China was 'opened up' and dominated by Western colonial nations using military force, the USA will be carved up by foreign autocracies through coercion and bribes. We need to wake up.

I don’t care that the Terrier Terminator’s husband is into “bimboification” and wears ridiculous falsies and all that. I do care very much that she and he would have loudly and cheerfully crucified 20 other people for doing the same thing, but now that it’s them, they “want their privacy.”

He’s effectively abdicated every campaign promise to the states to fix for him. In that statement, he said that the Federal Government can’t be bothered with healthcare or other domestic matters because its only job is to fight wars. This is as terrifying as it is wrong. NO WARS.

One of my favorite Shots from my Trip to Edinburgh 🖤 #photography #moody #edinburgh #scotland

I just spent six hours looking for my keys. So, I suppose you could say I won April Fools Day.

or does it?

And another thing… If your family member volunteers to put their life on the life for this country, the very least that we should do is grant their immediate family members citizenship, if they want it. The very least.

I feel like the SCOTUS’ decision today, on Trans Day of Visibility, was an intentional slap in the face, to get revenge for last year’s Trans Day of Visibility coinciding with Easter. As always, with the Right, the cruelty is the point.

The latest de Adder:

Sender Fi, indeed.

We need to stop those crazy trump sycophant! And Trump.😡

Cherry Blossoms 🌸 Sakura Season 🌸at night in Japan 🇯🇵

As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.

Jazz hands!

Well done. #NoKings

Just found this bootleg of a session with Merle Haggard and Joy Division. Holy nut balls!

Tell me that’s not the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen.

BREAKING NEWS on two major jury verdicts finding Big Tech companies, Meta and Google, liable for creating and designing addictive social media products. I break down the legal theories behind these verdicts and the implications moving forward for other pending cases. youtu.be/VHOyabMtYtI?...

All the right people make lots of money when the price of oil goes up. Many of those same people make lots of money whenever we have to use or sell lots of missiles. I’m sure it’s pure coincidence that we’re always at war with oil-rich nations.

Why didn’t they paint the house in gray scale?