when i tell you i have not had not even ONE marijuana and i’m literally cryinnggggg over this fucking wallaby that dropped her baby oh God…you forgot your baby! oh nauuurrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i’m in real tears

Good morning to Chelsea MF Gray, boy.

my secret buttholes mug is shipped. i cannot wait to get it. i haven’t been this hype for a mug since my good morning to inwards and inwards only mug

i miss weave so bad. i don’t want to like comb out my locs or anything but i do walk around sometimes like yall got any more of them bussdowns

it’s always american football and never actual football 😭

is it a harris would’ve been the same as trump day on here? pls tell me so i can leave 🫠

i do not get embarassed by my kids for their behavior very often, but when i take my two sons out together it is always mortifying. they are 9 years apart and brawl in public like they are both either grown men or both the same age. it is ridiculous.

i am gonna be working through the night and i am so so sad about it bc im so sleepy

for any neurodivergent folk who had trouble with this, I used the following metrics: 6 months or more - lived 1 week or more OR multiple intentional trips to - stayed 1-4 nights - visited Long layover or road trip with more than just an airport or rest stop - stopped here

what’s the warmest/coldest it can be for you to consider wearing open toed flats/sandals? and where are you from? if it’s 50° or more, i will wear my birkenstocks without socks. i’m from ohio.

my 9 year old son only opens chips the caveman way and i don’t understand why

can you imagine going to a day spa and having someone’s wet arm rub against yours in the hydrotherapy pool? omg

so @soalmondie.bsky.social wants to go to balian springs and i do too but i don’t like when people touch me. is it still like super packed there? i need to go check tiktok lol

i can’t decide if im ugly or i just need my roots dyed and to get a retwist

You need to look in the mirror instead of point fingers. The alt-Left is horrible at building coalition, as demonstrated by its lack of accomplishments beyond dissent. We don't need to salvage your unreliable, transactional ilk. We need to focus on enabling folks with legitimate voting barriers.

as a sebderm flaky in the winter scalp girly, a lot of stuff doesn’t work for me when dealing with my locs, but these hair wipes i got and so good. i hate that they are from amazon but omg they work so well

having to actually workout and eat right to lose weight just doesn’t sit right with me.

if there’s some sort of sciency way to keep these knees i will try anything bc seeing her have both surgeries was like oh nah

my mom got her first knee replacement at 51. Her other at 59. she was a runner in HS and college. i played lacrosse and thought i would be fine bc i was a defensive player. but lol no i’m not. so here i am facing the last 10 years with at least one knee if i am lucky.

i would literally volunteer as tribute

they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...

this feels like a Black Republican content creator origin story.

apparently it is not ok to want to carry a favorable trait forward, but, for me i definitely thought about how my children would look before i decided to have them. and i would not want to chance having short kids at all if i was a tall man.

anyways i’m re-reading a romance book about two basketball players and they are both over 6 ft and i was like this is what i would for certain do if i was 6ft or taller is only date tall people bc it makes no sense to even chance not having super tall children.

happy to be blocked! pls never engage with me it’s literally why i post here for the void

hopefully yall screenshot that bc you can drag me outside of my mentions or block me bc if you think i’m about to argue over something as silly as this you have to be kidding me

my husband made Black people tacos so i am pep talking myself into making a MODERATE amount of nachos instead of an entire large plate full bc every time i do this i only eat half the plate of nachos. will it work?

for christmas my husband got me PDM althaïr. he already wears pegasus in his rotation, and his SA suggested he try althaïr but he said he thought it would smell good on me as soon as he smelled it. chat, it smells so good on me. he was right.

when i bought my chanel jumbo flap i said i’d never buy another chanel bag. then i got 2 more. i also said i’d never spend more money on a handbag than i did on my jumbo flap yet tonight ive been looking at hermes constance bags. i am not a man of my word. thats sad.

as a person from cleveland, i would also give ravens fans a pass here bc when that stank bitch (RIPiss Modell) stole the team, somehow he also stole the rivalry, in their minds.

update, it’s custom none of us can buy it. ughhhh. i dm’d monot just in case though bc i gotta shoot my shot.

i NEED this dress.

is bluesky always broken or is it my wifi?

my son got into his first choice college which is awesome but they have been like “hey sis, is he coming? join the parent portal. get a jump on tuition by clicking this link and paying us now” and i’m not even joking. i am so dead serious. he doesn’t graduate HS for another 6 months lol

the best thing about having old kids is that they can run errands for me and they have jobs and shit so i can use their perks. the worst thing is car insurance and impending college tuition.

on friday, we took our youngest to see the spongebob movie but instead of going to the theatre closest to us we went to arundel mills which i was hesitant to do bc the popcorn is never quite right and surprise surprise it wasn’t right.

Whew, this hurt.

i am making a very body rolling pimpin rap mix for the old hoes, do yall have any suggestions? here are the current vibes: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

this is about oil y’all. do not make it about anything else. don’t lose sight of the carnage we continue to cause and allow over a fossil fuel. and also remember we have scienced our way out of actually NEEDING this fossil fuel, but CREAM get the money i guess

i know kenny loggins had the white hoes stressed when he hit them with this is it. they was in their monokinis getting bendy

i feel guilty for skipping all the gossip harbor ads but it’s been years and old girl with the blister lips shoeless daughter has not gotten her life together yet and i know so many mfs play that game.

Paying bills really jams my glock.

Therapy works but *YOU*, yes 🫵🏽 YOU, have to want it if for no one else but yourself. That means you can’t be in there lying and telling stories to make yourself look good. #Accountability

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital

The sound of Jell-O getting shredded is one of the most disturbing noises I ever heard in my life. This is absolutely gruesome. DO NOT LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES ON!!!

this was the skeet btw. imagine seeing this and fixing your fingers to amplify THIS thought to negate it lol what

Lane Kiffin fan son or Chelsea FC fan daughter?

i am here to tell you that you can vehemently detest capitalism, hustle culture, burnout culture, and exploitation of the working class while also making money. the two things aren’t mutually exclusive bc we a) can do 2 things at once and b) have to survive in this hellscape.