First thing we gotta do when we get AJ in town is connect him w a new barber. Looks like it was a desert in Utah.

I know Peterson is also a really high level talent, but the AJ tape just looks... different. I don't think you can take the risk of passing on that guy. #Wizards

For the first time in like a decade, I can see another Wizards fan in the wild and know we can geek out together in public 😂😂😂

"You can't do no handoffs in one one one" 😂😂😂😂😂

I worked on the Hill years ago when I was a DC baby, during the Obama years. The friends I met there have been instrumental in my life & career in the years since. They are mostly white folk. We have a group chat. We mostly agree on the state of the world. And yet, I think they think I've lost it

I just don't think this meets the moment. The VRA was gutted by unelected, lifetime appointees. I'm not one who thinks voting doesn't matter, it clearly does. But "just vote" has really not worked out for black folk in quite some time.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

I mean...

I know this isn't a new phenomenon, but the fact that white people can see everything he says and does every day and still happily support this psychopath is a problem I don't think there is a solution to. No amount of "good" politics will solve that.

Job moved to a new building and I no longer have a window. HOWEVER, the floor thermostat is in my office. I'm bout to start charging Hormuz prices for heat.

Do they make me uncomfortable?? Nah we in this together 😂

When the birthright citizenship decision comes out, people will say it could never have gone any other way, that the law was obvious. But the mere fact that SCOTUS took on the case is evidence enough that we are living in a time of democratic precarity.

The US was a racial dictatorship until 1965 and a not small measure of US politics since then has been an attempt, or resistance against the attempt, to return us to being one

[from my BarcaLounger] “better not risk it.”

Can someone explain what the Sovereign Citizen people think they are doing??? Been going on at LEAST since I was a law clerk (15 years ago) and the gimmick has not worked in court a single solitary time. Who is telling them to do this???

Lmao eBay stays one of the most wild places on the internet bc what???

Aye man. It never ends.

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Lyonel Baratheon is my guy 😂. Dude is a hoot.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Something I learned and did not previously understand is that these kinds of outbursts are specifically related to intrusive thoughts. so for the word to come out, the person has to have the word pop up in their head. So we need to ask, structurally, why this word remains there, in this context.

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

Wait wait, I never actually watched that workout video but am I to understand that Brain Worm dude was getting into the water with his jeans on?? Psycho behavior. I know compared to *gestures wildly* its a drop in the bucket, but every day these people demonstrate just how fucking strange they are.

That Afrikaaner who helped dismantle our government could literally give every single American $1000 and still have over $500B left. The fact that the ones with *everything* expect us to literally fight for the scraps they leave over is a loud ass choice that deserves a response.

This NYT column by @polgreen.bsky.social is the truest thing I've ever seen about the REAL reason public trust in the media collapsed

Loved Star Wars my whole life. Grew up with the OG trilogy and learned to love the Prequels. But if you said I had to choose between Andor + Rogue1 vs. literally every other Star Wars media. I'm picking the Cassian Andor saga every single time. Just a tour de...force.

I've been saying since early 2025 that people were and are in motion... Some people have insisted that 'no one is doing anything' and they are wrong.

Hold up the Nets, Pelicans, and Jazz all won tonight??? The Wiz Tank is still alive and well!

Soooo was that Liam or not?

ICE commercials??? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They had Temu Bad Bunny at the Wizards game today 😂

Y'all this "AI" shit making me crazy. Gmail is now giving summaries of emails and it's distracting as hell. The damn summary longer than the email! Leave me alone!

Smdh somebody eating lasagna at 9am.... and it smell good as hell 😭

Someone put a chair out in a spot that EYE dug out. Wars have been started over less.

May I have your attention please!!!

The people who came over on the mayflower were immigrants. There are actual indigenous Americans. Then there are those who were brought here through chattel slavery. So no.

Uhhhh the Wiz kids are bullying TF out of Kuzma. Kyshawn just sent him into another dimension when a should shrug. Like 3 mins ago Bilal just snatched the ball from him and told em "I TOLD YOU!" They remember that ish he was talking before getting traded.

DC Schools should not have been open today. It was dicey out there. Also do people not know you supposed to shovel the sidewalk outside y'all's houses??

Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them. “At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”

I'm not sure who this brother is but Huey Newton viewed the struggle for Black rights in America as inseparable from a global struggle against imperialism, capitalism, and racism. Those Panthers stood for oppressed people everywhere. Not sure what these brother are on but it ain't Huey's movement.

MLK was only 39 when he was killed. Growing up, I thought that was old. But I’m 43 now and I’m stunned by the burden he shouldered at such a young age. I’m also a lot more aware of how hard it is, at any age, to carry the hopes and dreams of an oppressed people on your shoulders, as so many do.

Cap really shoulda let Tony and Bucky run the fade.

Is this not incredibly embarrassing? Am I just old? I guess in a time where wealthy white men are folding like origami, him *not* being openly corrupt is a good thing but...this dude didn't say SHIT until he was personally attacked. I'm supposed to glaze the man now? To Kendrick no less.

Is the WSJ asking Trump to fire himself bc...

We really need a conversation about the black music stars of the early 2000s. Why are they all like this??? Luda performing at this MAGAfest has sent me over the edge this morning.

The same people telling us AI taking everyone's job is an inevitable evolution of human society are the same ones screaming that we have to keep using fossil fuels even though they are obsolete AND killing the planet.

Live Look at DC's reaction to the Trae Young trade news 😂😂😂 #Wizards

Can someone tell me what is up with Keith Andrews and Damagaard? Is he hurt? He's our best player and inexplicably out of the lineup consistently. #Brentford

If a machine can fart out a 400-page novel based on any stray shower thought, why would even the “author” want to read it? But they don’t get it. Or maybe they do but are in deep denial

Someone really needs to get at Brian Keefe about his rotations. He just had no feel for keeping a player going when they are on a heater. Last night Tre was having the best night of his career and had to fight his own coach and the other team to keep it going. #Wizards