From the same administration that was completely unprepared for Iran to close/threaten the Strait of Hormuz. But sure, "why not ask for everything if it’s all make believe anyway?" www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/05/know...

Now on Substack! open.substack.com/pub/represen...

Vivek Ramaswamy’s ties to Vivek Ramaswamy are what’s sinking his campaign.

Absolutely spectacular. It wasn't that long ago that dehydrated food buckets were the purview of End Times charlatans like Jim Bakker (yes, he's still around). How the mighty are fallen, and I'm absolutely here for it. youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/05/astr...

Big thanks today to Adm. Linda Elting and the Sam Houston Squadron of the Texas Navy Association for hosting my presentation, "Sam Houston, S. Rhoads Fisher, and the Texian Navy Cruise of 1837." I appreciate the opportunity to share this important story with y'all. #NavalHistory #MaritimeHistory

Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.

The Trump administration has quietly reopened the door to cyanide bombs on your public lands.

Doing a thing today. #NavalHistory #MarititmeHistory

Evangelical Christian leaders literally gathering around a gold statue of the president and celebrating it, all while raging against any accusation of idolatry. This is what idol worship looks like.

High school and middle school teachers in Canvas districts, this means you, too!

This is a man whose aunt Rosemary was lobotomized because she probably suffered from severe depressive episodes. When that procedure was botched, she was sent to spend the next six decades institutionalized in secret. Her own father never visited her. That’s the sort of empathy RFK Jr comes from.

My wife wants me to take her someplace expensive for Mother’s Day. I’m thinking maybe Texaco.

So it turns out that the people who are now selling ivermectin for treating hantavirus get really upset when you call it “horse paste.”

Walking around the graduate students’ research summit poster session with a clipboard. I’m not a judge, I just like making them anxious. ⭐️

I generally dislike Harry Enten on principal, but this is hilarious.

The man whose face looks like an old leather baseball glove found in the attic of an abandoned house.

We bought some corn for the squirrels and put the extra in plastic bins, and the squirrels aren’t having it.

17 February 1864 - 9:13pm - Cruising just below the surface of the water, the Confederate fishboat Hunley is detected by sailors aboard the USS Houstatonic. The ship opens fire but misses. The Hunley closes in on its target... (1/3) Infernal Machine #boardwargames #boardgames @gmtgames.bsky.social

I’ll be damned. The Pulitzer board did it. Good on them

Two former CIA officers wanted to understand how foreign money reaches the Trump family without leaving fingerprints. The answer: crypto. I returned to Mission Implausible to discuss World Liberty Financial, Binance, and Iran with @johnsipher.bsky.social and Jerry O'Shea.

Similarly, watched "Master and Commander" last night, and damn do I respect how that movie tells you they're hunting the Acheron and BAM! the Acheron damn near sinks the Surprise within the first 10 minutes. I'm instantly on board, weighing all hands with the lads.

Never gets old.

Their malicious intent is matched only by their incompetence, thank goodness.

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

“If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.” — Henry David Thoreau

Which of these images is better to represent Sam Houston in 1837 during his first term as President of the Republic of Texas, left or right?

Yeah. Show me the AI evangelists where the AI has correctly told them they’re uneducated and incompetent.

Infowars, now under new management at The Onion, has a new anchor who's a pitch-perfect replacement for Alex Jones. x.com/Mollyploofki...

Trump reportedly went on a wild rant that blamed the Southern Poverty Law Center for funding the KKK and No Kings protests, and for rigging the 2020 election in a bizarre, sprawling, misty conspiracy theory. Though “theory” gives it too much dignity.

When I die, I want to be cremated and put in an urn with a Magic 8 Ball in the top, so my family can still seek me out for advice.

Texas is a big, big place, but I still don’t see how it’s big enough to accommodate simultaneously Alex Jones, John Hagee, Andrew Wakefield, and Glenn Beck. Lord help us.

May is #WetlandsMonth! Wetlands help prevent erosion and flooding by absorbing energy from storms. They filter sediment and pollution out of the water. They provide jobs through tourism, and they’re nurseries for commercial and recreational fisheries. www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/hab...

There is no circle of hell hot enough for the people who spent the Summer of 2024 pushing stories about Joe Biden’s cognitive decline

Seems like a good measure of someone‘s longevity in an organization, how many dumb fire alarm stories they have accumulated over the years.

Gonna be that kind of Friday.

That would be a same Dartmouth Review that involuntarily outted gay students and their families when Dinesh D’Souza was editor. WTF is wrong with Dartmouth?

Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.

Give them a badge and a gun and a patrol car, and all of a sudden it’s all about THEM.

I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car

"The Republic of Texas Navy in the 1840s: Repel Boarders!" by the late Bruce Marshall. #NavalHistory

Washington Hilton "donated the ~2600 dinners that went unserved at WHCD. They freeze dried the steak and lobster for longer shelf life before giving them to 2 shelters for abused women and children." - WHCA President Weijia Jiang

"No one man can terrorize a whole nation unless we are all his accomplices." Edward R. Murrow, who died on this day in 1965

So sad www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Such a random campaign plank to run on. Are South Carolinians really clamoring for this? Then again, it’s South Carolina — too small for a republic, etc.

she was a fan of the policy and supported mass deportations and also wanted them back in France, I'm just sorry they unchained her

Amazing that this has to be an official rule. Yet here we are.

Exactly. I know what you’re thinking: this is Trump and the cabinet posing with the championship girls softball team. But no, it was a presentation to the press.