Today IS Ted Danson's birthday!

omg this is deeply accurate

Careful in the Venezuelan airspace later Santa. Even american passenger jets aren't safe! www.noradsanta.org/

Never, ever stop reposting this.

Wow, weird, when I go to The Free Press's website and search for "did not respond to a request for comment", it turns up a bunch of articles! Someone should tell Bari Weiss this.

I'm happy these came up back to back. I too, don't care about boxing. But also enjoy the clips of Jake and Tate getting absolutely shit-mixed.

Who would've thought the guy famous for slapping his name on everything would slap his name on everything. Y'all will be lucky if you get out of the next 3 years without him changing it from the USA to the TSA. And you might think UST makes more sense, but you know his name would go first.

Dawna : Are you courting any one else to help push you over the edge? @mark-carney.bsky.social: I wouldn't call it courting. Subtext: I'm aware of the effect we have on conservatives.

Last night, I heard back from the Canadian government about a delegation — including six elected MPs — who Israeli officials turned away from the West Bank Those officials also shoved a Canadian Liberal MP multiple times. Global Affairs Canada’s response? To distance itself from the delegation:

Exit's Advent Calendar took me out today

Become ungovernable

I guess ChatGPT also gave him a fake peace prize

If you want proof that the @mls.bsky.social is not how to run a league. Threatening to move @whitecapsfc.com a team that's existed longer than the league has. You don't see the BPL threatening to move Chelsea out of London. Or La Liga threatening Atletico out of Madrid. Fucking ridiculous.

Got my Spotify Wrapped today. I think @morningsomewhere.bsky.social might have an unfare advantage over my weekly podcasts, so let's call it a tie @theweeklyplanet.bsky.social Also thanks for the fun message @regulationpodcast.bsky.social

I keep saying, the French would've sorted this situation out months ago. Y'all are taking too damn long

YouTube wrapped, and I have some thoughts.

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "fucking" (69×) [nice] 2. "shit" (64×) 3. "fuck" (61×) 4. "those" (42×) 5. "election" (30×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest Jerry's in there, but 'no' isn't, so that's concerning.

Dear YouTube Don't ever fucking advertise any Jordan Peterson shit to me ever. Thanks

Our pretend facts are just as good as the real thing. If not better.

Probably the most important post you will read today. #HoldFast

This smells. Why would a guy, with a wife and five kids, drive from Washington State to DC just to shoot a couple of national guardspeople? Portland's a lot closer if he wanted to send a message. Also has CIA connections. But awful convenient for the administration's plans. Sus as fuck.

"Sick of having to come up with Google searches, wouldn't it be great if I could just open an app, and listen to music that someone else has already made. GAH!"

Fuck these chatgpt ass descriptions under Instagram posts now. I ain't fucking reading that soulless block of text. Fuck you. Give me @flashes.blue on android please.

This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.

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I've never liked the amount of ads I see on YouTube. But it's fucking depressing how many ads just use AI voice overs now, instead of actors. Makes me thankful I gave up on trying to be a voice actor when I did. It's fucked up, not even just shitty mobile games, but even the new Pokémon. Fuck.

Is he admitting to issuing illegal orders?

Happy Doctor Who Day to those who celebrate!

So, Pam Bondi is stuck between a rock and a hard place. And you can tell she knows it. Because she testified under oath, and likely committed perjury re: the Epstein files. Whether she tries to withhold files for an "investigation" or they all come out. Either way, she's fucked.

Dear @canadasocceren.bsky.social If you would like to continue growing the game in Canada, and maybe even get increased revenue, may I suggest you stop playing your international friendlies in fucking Florida. Plenty of people in, ya know, Canada, who'd love to watch these games live.

Fuckin, got me hoping there were polls now

This can't be real. I don't think any one can reasonably believe that Donnie would *give* anyone else pleasure.

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This shit pisses me off. Coca-cola used to make genuinely beautiful and well crafted commercials, not just for Xmas. And you just know that a whole bunch of 3d artists are out of work now, because Coke decided it was cheaper to hire some guy who can google things and call him a "prompt engineer"

Dear misleading landlords posting on Padmapper, Do not put the "Pet Friendly" tag on your listing and then say in the description "no pets, sorry". All you're doing is making this process more of a pain in the ass than it already is. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Not so sure the White House is going to be too happy with this ratio over at the other place

I love this.

Everything is a "hoax" with this fuckin guy

"Trump is a pedophile" email raises questions about whether Trump is a pedophile

Sweet, new nickname just dropped

Your turn @mark-carney.bsky.social

Also Breaking: Still, no one is surprised. Release all the Epstein files

I call bullshit on this BBC lawsuit. Regardless of the time between the statements that were cut together. That's still the same speech that Trump was impeached, and indicted for. Substantively, the edit still represents what the J6 insurrectionists heard, and followed through on.

I keep saying, the French would've dealt with this by now

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Does listening to a podcast where a couple aussie m8s talk about it and explain some things count? Probably not normal, but that's fine I reckon

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite skeet on bluesky. Happy #N7Day Mass Effect fans!