listen to me defend my mean posts www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm...

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

there really should be an another term for 'gallows humor' it just does not always capture the proper mood tbh

Hey Mom, how’s it goin? Fucking trump that asshole You’re gonna have to be more specific He fired that woman You’re gonna have to be more specific

Get fucked, Google AI. Tone police my entire ass.

imagine a radioactive mantis shrimp

Ban on mail in voting is a distraction from the Putin summit which was a distraction from Epstein files.

Important that we protect the identities of secret police so they can tear down banners in our free country.

Pasteurized milk is great! Vaccines are great! Food regulations save lives! It feels weird any of these things are "up for debate". I feel goofy quoting NACHO LIBRE, but I believe in science.

Look, some of my best friends are light-skinned. I don’t see color! BUT HAKEEM JEFFRIES HAS GONE TOO FAR. Somebody tell that Sentient Paper Bag Test to shut the fuck up!

i think it is hard for some people to really their heads around the reality that kennedy is staunchly anti-vaccine and thinks that people should suffer through disease and that those who die deserved it and that those who survive are a better order of human being

They almost got me!

Late entry for song of the summer from 8bitpaulshow on TikTok

Me: What if we got a smart bulb for the bathroom so we can change the color, so it feels like taking a shower in a space station? Me: Did you hear me? Richard: I heard you.

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

But again whoever New York chooses has zero to do with me. I just want it to be known that Kamala Harris deserved better and i’ll never shut up about it. Especially as I see yall platform men with similar platforms as hers with ease.

Garden Buddy

Worf is always like: It’s fine, I’ll just die.

A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.

This photo. ICE is a gang.

The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered. Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again. Their inaction is deadly.

It is actually nuts that even when the NYC political establishment was presented with a broad field of talented candidates w/ many ideas, in a time of generational change & anti-corruption, they STILL chose to line up behind scandal-ridden Andrew Cuomo. It’s cowardice.

If the Secretary of Homeland Security shows up in your state to say she’s “liberating” a city from the elected government, you’re goddamn right the state’s US Senator should barge in to ask some questions.

NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL. Thank you Senator Padilla for defending your constituents and showing exactly what Kristi Noem and this administration stand for.

The people who defend Cuomo are mostly just calling him “strong” without context. What the fuck does “strong” mean? Mostly, I think, loud. But I also think that it affirmatively means something shitty like “you need to be a strong man to abuse women.”

it is absolutely true that lincoln tried not to get too far afield of public opinion on slavery, calibrating his positions and actions according to what he thought was the mainstream. but it is important to note that at no point did lincoln ever disavow or deny his *sincerely held antislavery views*

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The girls are being cuties

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Destroyer of Worlds

Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely." Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.

For those of you who knew Victoria Brownworth on Twitter, she passed away from cancer yesterday. She was a fearless journalist who reported on AIDS in the 80s (when Reagan was ignoring it), lifted up the LGBTQ community, & rooted out corruption. Her wife, Maddy Gold, died of cancer in 2022.

Is there a version of Juicy without diddy, I was annoying before but now it’s unlistenable with that freak whispering in my ear.

I keep getting asked if it’s legal to spend our campaign funds on food drives or our high school public service grants and the answer is YES. It is. Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.

We need a liberal Jigsaw

1. not a scoop, this is pr 2. outfit + form + 1 ft off the ground = never climbed in her life 3. i've been through 10+ layoffs in 5 years, but somehow there is always money for a universally reviled grifter?? 4. same month as polygon disaster?? 5. < 1 month to negotiate w @voxmediaunion.bsky.social

i just cant fuck with tres leches cake. cake should not be wet (looking at you tiramisu)

Sat next to a guy on a flight who was also playing Balatro and we had a seven-second conversation about it before we quickly and obviously realized the conversation was basically "Oh so I see you also enjoy black tar heroin."

breakfast dance

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders