as called on TV2 Norway:

Stones legitimately terrified of Haaland

Kane get up you gotta golf with trump aahahah

not a foul

Lamal finally starting to play ..... and Spain lose a goal

stuttered run up is absolutely rubbish

old English toffs importing American right wing politics under the superficial guise of British Values can all come up and try it to an audience of Scottish people who were primary school aged when the Dunblane massacre happened and see how they get on

Both Lowe and Farage bang on about Dunblane because it’s an obstacle to their desires (and I’m sure attracts favourable attention from American money) which is to see the greater Americanisation of British society via the medium of murder rates.

for my non uk friends, what's happened is the fascist leader has resigned his seat as an mp just to run for it again in order to dodge investigations + seek attention other parties arent falling for the stunt so arent running against him, so his only opponent will be a man with a bin on his head

Count Binface accidentally becoming an MP would be the pinnacle of British politics. How long would be able to keep up the bit? Would he turn up to debates in full binface? Would he wear it at the division lobbies? Would he wear it while holding surgeries?

It certainly isn’t all men, but it’s always men.

unbelievable jeff

a goalfest

the hot dog lovers are back in it

the first time in football history that the Belgians have had the bit between their teeth

will Trump be on the phone to Infantino about that schoolboy defending?

Mexico as a nation do know how to cook Rice tbf.

that is a red card all day long

The Royal Belgian Football Association have released a statement following FIFA's decision to allow the USA's Folarin Balogun to play on Monday despite picking up a red car in his team's Round of 32 match against Bosnia and Herzegovina. #FIFAWorldCup

Shearer's whining is priceless, if Kane stays on his feet its 1-1

they are calling him harry the diver

These guys thought they’d spent the last five years landing one crushing bodyblow after another, with devastating impact. It turns out: nope. To say their response to the election result has been petulant and undignified, is to understate it somewhat.

If you don’t take a firm, consistent position on ‘culture war’ issues then the one your opponents make up for you is the only one the public will hear

ludicrous from mbappe

sexy finish

Sweden and no mugs, but they cannot retain possession in their own half

They don’t care about women’s sports. They care about alienating trans folks and will tear everyone down to do it.

English guy next to me at the bar said that until Mbappe plays in the Premier League he “can’t rate him” These people are real, they walk among us

good lord

the game's gone

looks on?

Serena - a legendary queen of tennis who should just keep showing up once a year and taking the untold millions on offer.

Norway have their work cut out for them here, Ivory Coast are rock solid across the park

world class save, that

"premier league star power" = casemiro towing a caravan and Gabriel being a perpetually cheating weird idiot

what a strike!

We wanted to understand why a Jewish candidate defeated another Jewish candidate in one of America's most Jewish congressional districts. So we talked to three Evangelical Christians at a gun show in northern Idaho.

scary first 4 mins from France

Checking in on Twitter

the reckless samurai gives Japan the lead

unbelievable jeff

free kick from miles out by cape verde!

The US World Cup star who couldn't be an American under Trump's citizenship plans

WC looks good tonight. Guarantee of grown men fighting and snarling at each other at 8pm with Americans vs Aussies. At 11pm Scotland's misplaced optimism put to the test against a Morocco that verge on elite. 1:30am david vs goliath with Brazil vs Haiti and then 4am Turkey Paraguay for the sickos.

Makes you feel insane to be aware that Burnham has been vocal about upholding every piece of policy that makes a labour government a danger to my girlfriend, my friends, my neighbours, my community and myself, meanwhile people least effected are out here posting about how his win gives them hope

Get well soon Ismaël Koné x

Mexico / Korea will be extra tasty due to a huge bust up between the Korean team and their press this week

AJ finishes on an 8.6 on sofascore, four key passes

5! people are starting to say that there may be more to canada than bagged milk and beavers