Well don't I feel stupid

Oh my bad I guess it can do the same things as human doctors

They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

I think it is maybe abstractly true that it is unhealthy for you to hate people who hate you, but I do not think it is especially reasonable to expect actual human beings to act that way

if i had a nickel for every time a Florida official who helped sweep the Epstein case under the rug ended up in Trump's cabinet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Did you check the break room

Okay, so back on Coruscant, Mon Mothma creates a fake charity while her husband and daughter are pissed at each other. Are you writing this down?

the government won't tell you this but germ theory is real

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.

"You'll be visited by three spirits." Beverly Crusher:

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Great day for realizing all the early 20th century anarchist assassins would have had the most insufferable and impenetrable social media feeds you've ever seen.