Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! 🍸

Under his eye. 😡 www.cnn.com/2026/05/01/p...

So the guy clutching pearls about “hateful rhetoric” is the same one weaponizing the government to harass, intimidate, and arrest anyone he labels an enemy. Spare me the hypocrisy sermon, Pedo Preacher.

Happy Market Manipulation Monday, everyone!

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Maybe he is a king, because it’s been a royal fuckup from the start.

The Art of the Ordeal. 😡 www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...

I was told on Wednesday, in a rambling, incoherent, slurred speech, that we decimated Iran’s military capabilities: Iran’s navy is gone, their air force is in ruins, and we’ve achieved victories like nobody’s ever seen before, thanks to Operation Epic Fuckup.

MAGA on the deficit: A dire emergency when it comes to helping ordinary people, but magically irrelevant when it’s $1.5 trillion for the military or another round of tax cuts for billionaires. Funny how that works.

This is like they took all of his rambles about the war from the past month and had Claude load them in the prompter.

Maybe we need to start wearing blue hats that say MAGA: Make America’s Gas Affordable. www.axios.com/2026/03/12/g...

Higher grocery prices, rising unemployment, gas skyrocketing, a senseless war, Epstein coverups, U.S. citizens gunned down by their own government… This is the MAGA record. This is what happens when a cult puts a psychopath in the White House.

If you own a red MAGA hat I expect you to be on the front lines of this cluster fuck of a war if Don puts boots on the ground in Iran. You voted for this no more new wars president. EVERY LAST ONE YOU!!

When the testimony backfires, roll out the shock and awe. Still “winning,” MAGA?

I’m staying up until he awards Erika Kirk the Best Actress award.

Until he’s out of office, this should be renamed the STFU address.

Spoiler alert: ICE lied. Again. www.cnn.com/2026/02/15/u...

The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen. “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

That halftime show was so freaking great, and a delightful fuck you to racist and homophobic assholes.

What a SPECTACULAR Half-Time Show! Wow.

Listening to that shitstain speak at the National Prayer Breakfast, wallowing in applause for his mocking hatred, only confirms my decision to walk away from organized religion in 2016. No regrets.

Listening to Holman on MSNOW … he’s just as bad as Bovino, just slightly better at temporarily hiding it. He clearly got orders from Shitler to sound tougher.

You know what? I’m 60 years old and have never been in trouble, but TBH, we should all be kicking out some taillights … including our elected reps. #prettigood

Wolf will be watching over sheep. Rest easy, everyone. 🙄

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

ICE is just ISIS spelled wrong.

George Zimmerman killed a boy armed with Skittles and iced tea, and they said “stand your ground.” Now, a man being beaten by more than half a dozen masked, armed men is supposed to “comply.” I fucking hate these people.

TACO got NATOed.

An unarmed mother is killed by ICE and smeared as a terrorist, while an insurrectionist’s family is paid $5 million. What comes next? Door-to-door MAGA loyalty checks at gunpoint? #cowardICE

Since it’s all about oil, maybe Barron’s boots should be on the ground.

So the peace-loving, dementia-acing, pedophile-distracting stable genius is now bombing Venezuela. Happy New Year, courtesy of MAGA.

I watched the Rob Reiner special on CNN tonight and feel a deep grief for what we’ve lost, collectively, as decent humans. In 2026, I hope we can find the strength and character to uphold the ideals he stood for. May his spirit guide us.

he’s like a wind-up toy and you don’t know when it’s just gonna stop and fall on the floor

Anyone playing a drinking game is already dead.

So Mike Johnson broke his word on the “deal” Democrats accepted to end the shutdown. I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

How many times do Trump and his Republicans need to lie to us before Senate Democrats stop believing them? Handshake deals don’t cut it in Trump’s Post-Truth America. Democratic Party leadership is failing. This is precisely why I will not vote for Chuck Schumer to continue to serve as leader.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

I guess we commoners will just get sick and die while they enjoy premium healthcare on OUR dime. I hope they all have their spines examined, right after they locate their brains.

Coward pussy ass bitches.

CONGRESS: it's November 7, 2025 do you know where the Epstein files are? If not get your asses to work and get them. Americans want to call out and prosecute the fuckers that liked to play with and rape young girls. All the deflections are not going to make this go away.

Apparently “let them eat billionaire tax cuts” didn’t play so well.

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance. The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income. They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive. Wanna fix fraud and abuse? Fix that.

President Orange Julius Caesar and his ilk claim that guns are a God given right but don’t feel that food is a God given right. They claim to care about babies but don’t care if they go hungry when they become children.

Just 16 days since the “historic dawn of a new Middle East,” according to Shitler, backed by the media’s breathless applause. How’s that working out? www.cnn.com/2025/10/28/m...

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.

Peacefully protesting a regime of violence and retribution isn’t “hating America.” It’s loving your country enough to defend the Constitution and the democracy it was meant to represent and protect.