Maga farmers are the new welfare queens. I suggest we treat them every bit as badly as they treated poor people who got food stamps.

You're either with ICE or with humanity and democracy. Choose.

Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk. Welcome to MAGAmerica.

I think she crashed on Epstein Island. Let’s start there. 🙄 apnews.com/article/trum...

Mayo Clinic: ‘Here’s the science.’ Brainworm Lizardskin: ‘Nice funding. Shame if something happened to it.’

Ah yes, rugged individualism… until it’s farm welfare season. 😡 www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

So these lizards are the new doctors? Explains the outbreak of dumb.

Farmers seem shocked to be harvesting the ‘find out’ crop from the choices they planted at the ballot box last year. www.cnn.com/2025/09/20/p...

This is the only red hat I wear. This hat for almost 250 years has stood for honor, integrity and has fought in major wars to protect our freedoms. This hat doesn't have the initials MAGA because this hat knows this nation has always been great. I am a proud US Marine..Semper Fi

An emperor with no clothes, a Congress with no spine, and a court with no teeth. Welcome to MAGAmerica.

Well said.

FUCK YOU to Jenny McCarthy for sending us down the path of “vaccines cause autism” by parroting some pseudoscience bullshit. 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

ATTENTION!!: Every fucking Republican or Democratic House member that doesn't sign his or her name to have the Epstein files completely released needs to have their asses voted out of Congress come Nov of 2026. There is nothing worse in this world than pedophiles victimizing young children.

I’ve just about had it with this pseudo-science, anti-vax, leech-peddling SOB, too. WTF, GOP???

CONGRESS: it's August 11, 2025 do you know where the Epstein Files are? If not get your asses to work and get them. Americans want to call out and prosecute the fuckers that like to play with young girls

He’ll pardon her, then she’ll get shot on 5th Avenue … or something. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

First she wrecked the Rose Garden, now the Opera House. Is there anything this family can’t ruin? wjla.com/news/local/p...

Ghislaine Maxwell is already in prison in Florida. I wonder how long before she gets transferred to Alligator Alcatraz and forgets to zig-zag.

“The question Trump and his team ought to face is simple: 'Why has American job growth slowed this year to a 15-year low?'” www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

I’m old enough to remember republicans hyperventilating about “death panels” when President Obama tried to give people access to healthcare. The real death panels have arrived. #EatTheRich

Yup. The mainstream media is beyond pathetic.

The so-called fiscal conservatives in the Senate passed the Billionaire Bootlicker Bill. We’ve entered the ‘Gilded Greed’ era of American history. Their yachts stay afloat while the rest of us drown. This isn’t trickle down, it’s bloodletting. Time to take wooden stakes to these vampires.

Rest easy, everyone. Drunk Uncle’s got this.

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

If you make $176,000 a year, your Social Security tax is $10,916 a year If you make $5,176,000 a year, your Social Security tax is $10,918 Remove the cap and save Social Security, simple !!!

This is the only red hat I wear. This hat for 249 years has stood for honor, integrity and has fought in major wars to protect our freedoms. This hat doesn't have the initials MAGA because this hat knows this nation has always been great. I am a proud US Marine..Semper Fi

So … Mr. End-two-wars-on-day-one just bombed Iran because … *checks notes* Weapons of Mass Destruction Heck of a job, MAGA. Heck of a job.

Ah yes, nothing says “tough guy” like hiding your face behind a mask while bullying unarmed people. But this response gives me life…

hey, remember when Jared Kushner brought peace to the Middle East? me neither

Ruh Roh! Trouble in paradise! Step aside, ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’. There’s a new BBB in town … the Big, Beautiful Breakup. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Cool shell formation on my beach walk.

Remember when Obamacare was blocked over imaginary death panels? Now the pro-plague m’fers are literally trying to kill us. www.npr.org/2025/05/28/n...

A few months ago my Republican neighbors swore that Elon was exposing so much fraud, waste, and abuse that every American - man, woman, child, fetus - was about to receive a $5,000 “DOGE check.” So…did mine get lost in the mail? Because I could really use some eggs, and maybe a couple of dolls.

They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation. Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians. Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.

Taylor Swift. Harvard. The Boss. Alienating American icons … Not stable. Not genius.

Good question!

My boy Tango, channeling my exact expression watching the news these days. Stay strong out there, friends, and Happy Caturday!

Let me get this straight … they’re okay with AK47, but not 8647?

I really, really, REALLY want the last four digits of my phone number to be 8647.

The Hunger Games: Immigration Edition Pit immigrants against each other and crown the winner at the Capitol, where the grand prize is citizenship. This isn’t patriotism, it’s humiliation as entertainment. These people are sick. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...