If you don’t rank your full ballot, you could end up with someone who is the complete opposite of what you believe in. I believe if everyone votes their values, I will show I am the choice the majority of Minneapolis wants. Rank fully, and rank me number one. #JazzForMayor #RCV #100daysofjazz

dudes rock

Le Gorafi (a French iteration of The Onion) reports that: "An American university has launched an investigation of a professor of archeology suspected of being a member of 'antifa' "

it’s the first day of early voting in minneapolis. i hope you will be ranking omar fateh, dewayne davis, and jazz hampton for mayor. it’s time for new leadership @omarfatehmn.com @dewayneforminneapolis.com @jazzformayor.bsky.social

fiery speech from dewayne davis addressing dinner du nord, looking at photos of who was at the table and not recognizing the mayor’s friends from when he goes to the food shelf, contrasted with the encampments and shootings, who is being invited to the table? dewayne the pastor in full effect 🔥

Hassett is a spineless hack

Here’s my issue with Kirk as a debater: Show me one example where he was debating to understand vs debating to win. every clip I’ve seen of him, he was not seeking greater understanding of the position or person he was arguing with, just arguing for arguing’s sake

“Charlie Kirk was a bad person but even bad people don’t deserve to be murdered” is all they have to say. It’s not hard.

Sigh.

Incredible

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

I think that Barbra Banda might have been load-bearing

It’s not over until Naeher scores one

The Aug employment report shows the strain from growth negative policies--restrictive immigration means construction job losses, trade war means mfg job losses, budget cuts mean state & local govts and health care sputter as job engines. The economy is v close to a tipping point

This Search Engine episode does a good job of explaining why is this harder than you think, but also how cities are doing it where it makes sense www.searchengine.show/why-cant-we-...

So Hegseth’s missiles were fired at a boat: ✅ they had no idea where it was going ✅ they had no idea who was on it ✅ they had no established authority to act ✅ but definitely wanted to murder whoever was on it Everyone involved should rot in prison forever

You can’t just blow up people you think are doing things you don’t like, it’s literally illegal

​We are the 5th community to raise this banner, created by Austin supporters after Uvalde. We're united with all those communities in mourning for all tof those we've lost - and in the outrage that this banner will surely be needed again.

I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.

She didn't even mean to tell the future ... she was just calculating the most plausible outcomes of racism in America

Wow, someone really hates Obama’s summer playlists

It’s @catiyas.bsky.social in the wild at Magers and Quinn

MY GIRLIE 😍🐶😍🐶😍she is honored to be recognized

Until my dying day, there is no amount of money possible to bribe me to deny the existence and rights of trans people

The only perspective anyone should have on the whole "trans people in sports" debate is, why the fuck are we talking about this so much at all?

My dog with the roughest life

Ah yes, because KC really needed someone who could score goals

Holy shit

My niche conspiracy theory is that they photoshopped Kris Lindahl’s hands to be bigger on the billboards

Trying to line up a spot in child care, including vouchers, with certifying work requirements for Medicaid, is Sisyphean. This is what people mean when they say they’ll lose Medicaid. The paperwork will be virtually impossible. And trying to line up with other social services? Exhausting

the biggest waste of time to solve a problem that only exists in disingenuous hypotheticals from the worst people you know, how stupid

This was very nerve wracking to watch

Buttigieg said parents have legitimate concerns. To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything. www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...

Ah yes, the power of friendship #onabatlle #lucybronze #samkerr #kristiemewis #euros #Olympics #woso

Bongi and Sang Bin playing against each other 😭😭

Bless you @williamfleitch.bsky.social williamfleitch.substack.com/p/volume-5-i...

definitive evidence that the deal is terrible

vocal fry implies the existence of vocal onion ring and vocal tater tot

Classic Ken Martin nymag.com/intelligence...

Hearing Alexi Lalas’s voice out of nowhere is the only known equivalent to a Cybertruck pulling up next to you at a stoplight

Italy fans, it's completely reasonable to be mad about this for the next ~30 years

It's no longer allowed to talk about how MNUFC is good at set pieces, I think it's both 1) jinxing us and 2) making other teams prepare for it differently/better We need to continue flying under the radar with the reputation of a mid-table team of the Heath-era

Did you know the Twin Cities has the largest municipality-owned and nonprofit-operated electric carshare fleet in the country? Evie is now threatened federal funding cuts, but can survive with more users. It saves my family $10k/year by not purchasing a 2nd car. Check it out: eviecarshare.com

This man should be nowhere near the federal reserve chair

bridge | noun | a passage linking two sections of a composition What is the absolute greatest bridge in a song, and why is it "drivers license" by Olivia Rodrigo?

they're talking about @mnufc.com's set pieces 😭 is this real life, we're a set piece team

Our last test pressing giveaway for today is a beaut! @thirdmanrecords.bsky.social gifted us this @officialjackwhite.bsky.social Live At TMR 04.19.14 (Vault #60) test pressing. Repost to enter to win and we'll pick a winner just before 4pm. Prize must be picked up in the store/no shipping.

Also talked about The Onion being inefficient on purpose. www.status.news/p/the-onion-...

It’s not too late to get emotionally attached to a WEURO team! Let’s make you a match.