I cannot wait to stop seeing those nauseating Free Press ads on Comedy Central

Nick Bilton is like something Scott Pelley would scrape off his shoe

Million-dollar idea: Sell tomato paste by the tablespoon

How many service members did trump visit at Walter Reed, since he is in perfect health and already there?

Farewell, Mr. Sonny Rollins. You made this world a more beautiful place.

Hell yes, the one and only Erin Brockovich is leading the fight against destructive billionaire pet project data centers. More of this please. 👏👏👏

If you have Paramount+, you know when a good time would be to cancel your subscription? I'd say around 12:37 a.m. tonight

Centrist potato ends own career

"Operation: Barren Dome" seems to be proceeding on schedule

This tweet, for a Ross Barkan story that copied my lede and reporting, now has more than 10x the views of the original. Ross hasn't apologized or acknowledged it; maybe he's just waiting for me to shut up. Without any explanation, I'm left to wonder how many times he's done this

Good morning, everybody!

New life hack: Forty minutes late with an ice cream cone #SNL

At the WH physical fitness event today, Trump takes the kids outside to demonstrate his athletic ability with a little putting display. He misses every putt before giving up.

This product should not exist. www.wsj.com/us-news/chat...

Good morning

The face of someone who’s devoted their life to service, science and space exploration needing to listen to some draft-dodging, out-of-shape bozo brag that he easily could’ve been an astronaut.

This fight did not start yesterday, & it will not end today. We the people means all of us ❗️ Everyone voices matters & should be fairly represented. 🔊 when democracy is under attack, 🔊 What do we do ⁉️ 🚨 STAND UP. FIGHT BACK. 🚨

Once again: If we are to beat the Republican fascist movement, we all must view the Supreme Court as it is presently constituted to be completely illegitimate and all of its findings similarly illegitimate, and we should expect our elected leaders to hold the same view.

Statue of limitations has not expired on this tweet.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

I don’t know do you think the director of the FBI should be doing something?

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

Just one more thing. If President [redacted] and his mail order bride had to be evacuated why is the event where shots were fired still considered safe to proceed by the same security that allowed it?

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Dan Scavino trying and failing to get a “USA! USA!” chant going at the WHCD after the shooting incident. Video-Matthew Belloni.

Waiting to hear that someone took out a $500 million bet on Kalshi that there would be shots fired at the WHCA It’s the only rational explanation at this point.

“Conservatives are dumb, and they come to the wrong conclusion and they come to a very self-serving conclusion," says Unite the Right organizer Richard Spencer. www.hatecomestomainstreet.com/p/another-ep...

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

1/2 RFK Jr. is an unqualified, unstable, racist liar...& he heads up Health & Human Services. @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social & Michael Steele discuss RFK Jr. lying during a House hearing when he was confronted w/his past comments that ‘every Black kid is now... 📺 youtu.be/vr_uVMNbOAg?...

(NOT) Coming from HBO MAX this Fall...

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies -Cracked down on predatory landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like.

"80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on - who are afraid of death and insignificance." He diplomatically left out one word. 😆

Yeah, OK. Donald, old bean, it'll be kinda hard to intimidate the Supreme Court during arguments when you'll be dozing off within the first three minutes

Spotted at a No Kings protest in Durham, North Carolina! Epic creativity!

ICE agents at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) manhandling a woman are getting called what they are: “Assholes.”

Europeans when being asked to unblock the strait of Hormuz

This is some old school, Henry Ford-style antisemitism, right here.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Knicks’ Mohamed Diawara at Marcus Garvey Park after sharing iftar at Keur Yayeu Dara, a beloved Senegalese restaurant in Harlem.

Let's take it to #1: 🚡

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

She hasn’t published a story in eight days. Sounds like he knows something bad is coming!

Found this while rummaging through a drawer full of forgotten old guitar doodads ... ... OH GROW UP!

Sen. Roger Marshall on high gas prices: "Freedom is not free. Americans are gonna have to make some sacrifices."

Remember, kids: It's pronounced "MURK-woyyyne."

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Here's your problem