Hello, I’m an orange segment

I really just need everyone to get good with the fact that evil dumbasses live forever

... and a not-so-fond farewell to 2025.

I went on my first solo overseas trip, with an itinerary that was extremely meaningful to me.

Spending an exceedingly lame NYE with Mr. RBG and my parents. At least my kids are out having fun. Happy New Year, Bluesky.

I’m not tired

I have found the secret to dealing with elderly-parents-you-love-dearly-but-who-annoy-you-to-death.

We found it

Make fun of me all you want (Mr. RBG certainly is), but The UnXplained with William Shatner is a delightfully guilty pleasure.

How I am walking out of 2025

I would have had two full weeks off except that somehow I ended up having to work tomorrow, what a bunch of shit.

I thought about fudging this and posting something that made me look cool, but what the hell. This isn’t my taste anymore, but this album was a banger. I think I’d still bring it to the desert island.

this suit is absurd but it's even wilder in the context that you can safely publish "matt taibbi bragged about raping underaged russian teenagers" and have zero fear of being sued

This is not a proper Christmas. God I miss the east coast.

U.S. PRESIDENT SAYS 'ENJOY WHAT MAY BE YOUR LAST MERRY CHRISTMAS' TO THOSE WHO DON'T SUPPORT HIM That would be my headline. I don't know, feels like news.

“Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas“?? That’s not sinister at all.

Merry Christmas to those who like being wished Merry Christmas and have a very nice Thursday to those who do not

My family knows me so well. ❤️

It's cold comfort but it does ease things slightly to know that I have never in my life been as alone, lonely, miserable and unloved as Donald J. Trump is every single day.

Snickerdoodles tonight, and chocolate peanut butter cookies tomorrow.

I was surprised by the number of incredibly ridiculous bills that are introduced by state legislators, but one thing I’ve learned is that most of them never go anywhere. Not that we shouldn’t pay attention, but I call these “stunt bills.”

I’m living Jerry’s dream

Go on and go, walk out the door Turn around now You're not welcome anymore.

You first.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Archivists: We have the receipts and we’re not afraid to use them.

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So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

The video has been taken down from YouTube. You can still download it here: is.gd/paU8Ko

And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.

NOT HOW MATH WORKS, ASSHOLE.

CECOT 60 Minutes segment about the Trump admin torturing people in a notoriously cruel prison in El Salvador is here, provided you are visiting the desktop site and using a VPN. The segment was spiked by newly installed right-wing CBS News head Bari Weiss.

Is the Secretary of the Navy very skeptical about this "Trump Class battleship" thing or do his eyebrows just look like that

60 Minutes Inside CECOT segment

The 60 Minutes piece on the Trump Administration’s torture prison that Bari Weiss doesn’t want you to see has leaked.

IMO we should not have given the country back to the nazi pedophile insurrectionists

happy bum steer day to all who celebrate @texasmonthly.bsky.social www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

Erika Kirk coming on stage to tell you how much she misses Charlie

What a fucking asshole

I’m getting ready to go out and Miss 19 has informed me that my makeup “is tea.” She assures me this is a good thing.

At this point, we can safely accept the fact that EVERY redacted line has trump's name on it. #EpsteinFiles

Pammy, you missed one!

Donald Trump is a pedophile and everyone knows it but to actually expose it out in the open would crumble everything around U.S. politics and no one wants to pull that thread.

the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...

Miss 19 comes home from college today!

Is Trump late again? Wasn't he supposed to speak about 45 minutes ago?

This is all so stupid and I hate it.

If Donald J. Trump is gonna start putting his name on all sorts of buildings across Washington DC, the least he could do is die