Shut the fuck up, Bernie.

Would love it if Bernie could get over his stupid tic of throwing bones to MAHA

This is an insane thing to say you bald asshole

Rachael Bade is a bad person and desperately wants to be for Trump 2 what Maggie Haberman was for Trump 1

Blexas ain't happening. We've been Lucy Footballed for wayyyyy too long. I'm all for optimism! We need it! And I think Dems clean up in the midterms. But they need wholesale changes on the ground in Texas before they'll get a fair election and it's red until then.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making dems think Texas was in play.

Seconded

Republicans on the cable shows this morning -- Suddenly talking again about need to "take" Greenland -- Hyping importance of "strangling" Cuban government -- Encouraging Trump to "topple" Iranian regime The Trump movement is totally out of control. This will not end well.

the fuckers got what they deserved

I’m shocked Leo gave him an audience after what JD did to his predecessor

Oprah should be tried at The Hague for unleashing “Drs” Phil and Oz on us.

How are we supposed to vote our way out of people being this mean, ugly, and stupid?

It's felt for months now that the fed govt is doing everything it can, including acts of violence, to make the Twin Cities unlivable. Vance's announcement shows that effort continues even if Trump's thugs aren't killing people in the street rn. I just don't see how this can go on for 3 more years.

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads

I am not okay today, and it just hit me that I have been not OK more often than not for the last TEN. YEARS.

Marco Rubio made it so you can't renew your passport at the library any more, very annoying! www.frommers.com/tips/news/li...

JUST IN: Judge Murphy has ruled that the Trump administration's policy of sending deported immigrants to third countries without notice or a chance to challenge is illegal and unconstitutional. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

BREAKING MS NOW: @lawofruby reports DOJ directed reviewers to flag FBI interview memos before it produced the latest Epstein files. That follows MS NOW reporting that DOJ appears to have withheld memos on three interviews with a woman who accused Epstein and Trump of assault.

Walk aside the true folk, and let the traitors stay.

The only interesting thing that could happen at this event has not.

You know who else liked to give really long speeches

SOTU taking on some ominous lynch mob vibes as the almost entirely white and overwhelmingly male Republicans in the chamber stand and jeer at their Democratic colleagues while their angry, screaming leader eggs them on.

there is no more "my esteemed colleagues across the aisle." and yes, that includes people like Massie. if they're not switching parties or caucusing with us, they're worthless to us. treat them accordingly.

Imagine the reaction to any other president using his State of the Union address to point at the opposition party and shout "these people are crazy, I’m telling you, they’re crazy" and they "are destroying the country!"

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

I regret to inform the pundits that Trump will not become president tonight

Honestly just fire all the men. Into space.

Fund libraries.

The US Justice Department withheld testimony that Donald Trump sexually abused a girl when she was 13 or 14 - according to a source who viewed unredacted Epstein files. This is the worst scandal in US history and should be the biggest news story on the planet right now. www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

Pretty (darkly) funny that the public rehab of male hockey players, based solely on the cultural omnipresence of fictional hockey players beloved by women, ended after about a minute and half with a very public reminder that real-life male hockey players are misogynistic bags of rotting dogshit

Wow. Mike Johnson only took 2 Qs during today's House R presser - he usually takes at least 4 - and neither was about Rep. Tony Gonzales. Johnson is refusing to call for Gonzales's resignation following the release of texts showing he pressured an aide who later committed suicide for sexual photos.

Texas never beating the allegations.

Going to the White House isn't political, says the guy who let the FBIs very own Make A Wish kid chug a beer with them in the locker room while the President called on speakerphone to shit on the Women's Team

Is he gearing up to make Massachusetts the new Minnesota?

jd vance is the emptiest suit in a generation

one very minor consequence of Trump and the MAGA crowd is they taint even very positive things, like the Olympics

I will believe in Blexas on election night of the day it happens and not one second before but it’s nice to dream

kind of insane how quickly Jasmine Crockett has met my shit list

Is the congressional scrutiny in the room with us right now

What will it take for media to openly acknowledge that the president of the United States is batshit insane I mean a criminal also, and all the rest, but this man is fully going round the outside and it is getting more difficult to wallpaper over or ignore with each passing hour

I've never found him funny in the slightest.

One of the creepiest things Trump said was that the families of the justices who voted against him should be ashamed of them. No one asked about the justices' families. Trump brought that up in a comment that has real "we know where you live" and "nice family you got there" vibes.

As the world reels from the president's rant and threats of additional tariff chaos, I'd just like to remind the UK that they recently arrested someone who could probably bring down this entire house of cards with very little incentive.

@jaketapper.bsky.social I hope you get what you deserve

Nutlick's face is priceless. He looks like he's going to cry.

What a whiny fucking bitch

EIGHT WARS! Drink!

I guess I don't have to worry about this anymore

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