The world doesn’t actually have to tolerate this creature being permitted to roam free.

It is very clear that we need to go exponentially harder at rubbing Elon’s nose in his own genocidal filth.

Who asked this piece of shit question?

Imagine being one of these reporters and watching all your colleagues in the opinion section of your newspaper constantly lie to promote trump even as trump attempts to ruin your life for doing your job

New neighbors

Given the way this has blown up, I’m beginning to think an effective November message could be something like “Republicans can’t even clean a pool right”

Somehow I find myself wanting to vacation in…Cincinnati?

Cope and seethe

Real name: Preseli Bluestone Nicknames: Parsley Parsey, Honestly ( when she’s doing something dumb) Prezzie Parsie Princess Pants

Trump cuts off his own Energy Secretary: "Nobody cares"

i have basically zero sympathy for his wife, but the way he routinely talks about his wife and children in public is legitimately shocking

an ellipse without grass, a drained reflecting pool, the east wing in shambles, construction on the mall: shaping up for a can’t miss 4th of July metaphor

My dad is alive. He was a great dad when we were kids - even though my folks split up he maximized his time and involvement with us. I think he finds it much harder to relate to us as adults. He’s not a bad dad, but I wish he was the kind of person I could be closer to.

My empire crumbling My war a defeat My white house a crime My pool all fresh slime

iran has closed the reflecting pool.

Our nation's pigs have answered the call to protect the president's slime

Make Algae Grow Again

Never mind the content of the speech…what is happening here? Is there even a real audience? I can’t even hear anyone breathing.

We WILL find a way to lose this war every single week until midterms. I have FAITH.

"Good news, everyone, Dad had a pretty good day today and we got him to sign the forms. ... Yeah, yeah, power of attorney, palliative care, all of them. ... Yeah, a Sharpie, but the lawyer said it's OK."

It’s a terrible deal, an enormous loss. Trump is responsible for defending his whole policy & we owe him no help in that

It is not hawkish to point out that Trump lost the war of choice that he started & it is not the duty of doves to defend a peace treaty that recognizes those losses

We've all regretted inviting someone for dinner on the spur of the moment

Beep beep!

Someone, anyone, please invade us. I’m not even picky about who. It’s got to be better than this.

I HAD A LOT OF PEANUT M&MS TONIGHT. THANK YOU TO ALL! RBG

Matt Taibbi, the sexual assaulter?

People laughed when Trump said the war would only end with unconditional surrender but he's a man of his word and he has now surrendered unconditionally

It would be great if I could do something right for once.

it's genuinely what they deserve, not more coddling bsky.app/profile/grok...

assuming for the sake of argument that Democrats “abandoned” rural voters: that is LITERALLY YOUR FAULT. eventually after being rejected and branded as evil incarnate for decades, the democratic party made a rational decision to stop caring about what these barely-sentient grievance machines wanted

The Trump Birthday Surrender

Barron looks like the type one preemptively incarcerates because he has a nagging curiosity for the taste of human flesh.

I’m speechless. I have never been so embarrassed to be an American as I am right now. I absolutely hate our government for allowing the most disgusting people on earth near the White House. They’ve turned the Capitol into a racist shit hole.

I didn’t think anything could make me gasp anymore.

Ren Faire

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

Started/going

Worst deal ever…. Iran’s Mehr says draft memorandum requires U.S., allies to present Iran reconstruction plans worth at least $300 bln. Iran’s Mehr says draft Iran‑U.S. MoU calls for release of $24 bln in Iranian blocked funds during talks.

By all means, please pack the President, the entire cabinet and a bunch of MAGA chuds into a metal cage during a thunderstorm. The weather isn’t the boss of you!

if someone told you in 2015 that donald trump was gonna be president and in 2026 he would bulldoze the east wing of the white house and erect a human fight cage on the rubble how do you think you would have reacted

The World According to Tarp

The SCAFFOLDING is TOO DAMN HIGH

five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred scaffolds

what if they’re just building an elaborate set for a community production of rent

I'm starting to develop opinions about individual construction workers