gah, if we're relying on Blexas, heartache is coming

If you show up to this, you deserve the humiliation

J. Edgar Boozer

Email just went out to everyone in the building: "Colleagues, Please check to see if you have your pants. If not, you may reclaim them from the security desk."

Sometimes I think about how much Trump has robbed from our country, from our lives. There is simply no way it can ever be repaid.

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

Heroes

Man’s got a point

No forgiveness for Tucker Carlson.

Now to fuck over republican Nassau and Suffolk counties in NY, too.

if you respond like this to people 6 years later expressing that the social isolation of peak Covid was hard for them, congratulations: you are a huge asshole

Every word of this. It fucked up my career change (I finished grad school a few months in and then obviously couldn't get a job for almost two years); was terrible for my kids' mental health; and kicked off a bout of depression that I'm still trying to shake.

Rise and shine fam, it's prosecuting time #TeslaTakedown www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Texas Republicans have one move, and that move is “racism.”

I need to sleep but I’m a ball of anxiety

Why are you, a person with a limited number of days allotted to you, not reading PG Wodehouse right now? Why am I?

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Fighting with HEB is like fighting with the Pope, except HEB might have more moral authority in Texas.

H-E-B is woke, because unlike our state legislature, it actually caters to its constituents

tech bro pogroms when

Me trying to do the Couch to 5K again

Russ Vought, at least, very much wants to make the cuts.

Checks out

sotomayor can get in the fucking bin, too, kavanaugh deserves your criticism, he’s a sloppy, irresponsible moron of a judge, and if you’re going to criticize him, fucking stand by it, you have one of the only jobs that can exercise that kind of opinion in a way that matters

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

I want everyone in America to hate JD Vance as much as I hate JD Vance, and the biggest contributor to my cause is one JD Vance.

This should be headline news in every major outlet in Texas and the country. Great reporting once again by the Texas Observer. @kxan.com @wfaach8.bsky.social @dallasnews.com @expressnews.com @houstonchronicle.com @nbcnews.com @washingtonpost.com @nytimes.com

Old job: "It's 1 am, you have to stay at work until the House adjourns and the protesters outside your office door go home" New job: "There's some drama with the shredding company" Yeah, I think I'm going to be happier here.

pope bob needs to just keep gently ribbing trump and vance so they keep saying insane shit, this is great shit

Says the guy who left after negotiating for one day.

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time. H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

it is a little odd how conservatives are just casually discussing if the president of the united states is the antichrist

I thought there were 220 republicans in the house…

Good riddance

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan

they're calling him the most juiceless vp, folks. "groyper dan quayle"

Won't we need 30-50 humanoid robots

Is that what they're calling it?

Leave Cuba alone, leave Greenland alone, leave Venezuela alone, leave Canada alone, leave Mexico alone, leave Iran alone, leave Minnesota alone, leave the other states and nations you’re terrorizing alone I don’t need to draw distinctions between the types of govts each has to make this statement

“He is a believer, after all” hello sir I am the wallet inspector

if you wanna keep your job, don't be a fucking creep. it's really that simple.

*SWALWELL RESIGNS FROM CONGRESS

Pope 1 Trump 0

Vinaigrette Pierced My Nose

He’s the Pope not the Gotham City DA

Tonight the President has called the Pope weak on crime, shared an image of himself as Jesus, and posted this picture of a hotel on the moon. And CNN will still not give his mental state even the smallest fraction of coverage it gave to Biden’s

Swallwell that ends well.

Nobody gives a fuck what you want.