What are we even doing here, people

America, a country where most people can’t afford groceries but a literal Bond villain can just keep failing up right into being a trillionaire

The Sandwich Guy puns are killing me

Excommunicate JD Vance.

I don’t want to sound ungrateful that the median voter realized how much they hated Trump being President but Jesus Christ you couldn’t have remembered that one year ago?

Eyes open. Head down. Keep at it. They’re going to try all sorts of shit. Don’t give up. Don’t let them get away with it. Show up.

Good day and happiness

here is your tl;dr for tonight: we won literally everything

help I’m libbing out

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

So Dems won despite not listening to centrist Dem pundits? Huh.

The billionaires were against him. The press was against him. The White House was against him. And yet. Even if you don’t like him, it’s got to be encouraging when Goliath doesn’t win.

You Winsome, you lose some.

*deep sigh*

Bitch you don’t even go here.

Hahahahhahaha

Everything’s terrible, but I’m at my first costume party in at least 15 years.

I knew he was a monster, but destroying Art Deco tile????!???

Austin is probably the biggest importer, while Miami might be the biggest manufacturer of dumb guys.

She's married to him, isn't she already suffering eternal torment?

This bit is the most Long Island thing that ever Long Islanded.

Harry Enten is same guy who gave us "Soaring Eagle" and "Steady Eddie" (just a couple of weeks ago!) to describe Trump's approval ratings. What a performing clown

Don't send your kids to capitulating universities

UCLA PAPER: “Brace for inflation. .. Tariffs will raise the price level for many goods .. Deportation policies will create labor shortages .. tax cuts may further stimulate an economy that is already at risk of remaining overheated.” www.anderson.ucla.edu/sites/defaul...

PETERSON INSTITUTE: “.. the largest tax increase in at least a generation. .. It would cost the median US household more than $1,200 a year.” #tariffs 🇺🇸 www.piie.com/research/pii...

* ONTARIO PREMIER DOUG FORD SAYS WE'LL BE RIPPING UP THE PROVINCE'S CONTRACT WITH STARLINK - X POST @reuters.com

WAPO: “.. Just 24 hours before the collision of American Eagle Flight 5342 and an Army Black Hawk .. another jet trying to land there had to make a second approach after a helicopter appeared near its flight path, according to an audio recording ..” www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...